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melinda “the cavalry” may: badass shield agent, reluctant adoptive mother of three, and comedian

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since when has bloom started taking adderall again ???

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chris is the biggest cockblock even from the grave

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lucy chen & tim bradford

friends don’t look at friends that way…

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thinking abt angela hosting regular game nights and tim invites lucy and it’s just a very competitive environment

and wesley is just there, fascinated abt how passionate everyone is

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WHAT THE FUCK WERE THOSE TWO EPISODES OH MY GOD

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nvm i take it back…

my baby allison this season :((

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my baby allison this season :((

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I relate to Kayla, because I, too would risk it all and fly to a highly guarded dinosaur company for Bryce Dallas Howard

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things i think are gay-coded about claire dearing: 

- keeps wearing plaid. the most well known lesbian stereotype ever. she wears it in her last scene in fallen kingdom as well as multiple different ones in dominion. do you have something to share?! 

- her assistant is KATIE MCGRATH. famously known for playing gay women. famously known for saying “you can’t make a show without lesbianism”. gay behavior, enough said 

- can only befriend gay women. her best friend tanya in evolution of claire is very heavily implied to be gay (has a love is love pin and dyed hair), zia is a lesbian, and kayla is bisexual! thats three different gay women she’s befriended. gay people are known to befriend other gay people. it’s unlikely for a straight person to know three gay people 

- the scene below. i don’t think i need to say anything else 

- was estranged from all family for 7 - 10ish years. sorry being an unmarried aunt with no known boyfriends who only sends postcards during the holidays is queer culture. what’s next? she has a “roommate” who she’s lived with for six years?! 

- made two different comments about another woman’s arms in evolution of claire. “she’s got the kind of strong biceps that make me think i should really be hitting the gym” “no wonder her biceps are so enviable” why are you noticing another woman’s huge biceps. is it because you want her to HOLD YOU?! 

- decided activism was her calling. do you know how many animal activists are queer? a damn lot of them! whats next on her agenda? attending pride rallies?? organizing walk-outs for better working rights for gay people?! it’s only a matter of time 

- bisexual bob in jurassic world. it is quite literally the most stereotypical haircut for bisexual women (marceline, korra, clarke, petra, eleanor, etc. like it’s a whole thing) and she wears it with pride throughout jurassic world

- weird white boyfriend. sorry but in my experience sapphics will latch on to the weirdest white men you’ve ever seen. i have seen an absurd amount of posts from lesbians and various sapphics about that stranger things eddie guy or the twelfth doctor or stede bonnet. i’ve come to appreciate it as part of wlw culture. enjoy your white boys, gay girls 

- stole a child. straight people do legal adoption. gay people accidentally acquire poor little orphans who need a home where they can be introduced to a found family. it’s science 

- name is claire dearing. what is dear to you claire? WOMEN??? 

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new amsterdam i hate you

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since lucy technically falls under the other woman trope now… i made a playlist to get ready for the season 5 angst

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Zoë Kravitz as Selina Kyle in The Batman (2022)

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*flustered* lucy looking at tim

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i’m assuming we’re in early december now in the rookie storyline and dod isn’t being addressed at all...

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i rly hope the writers don’t just skip over lucy’s dod anniversary like it never happened

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who’s lucy’s emergency contact now for the job? because it obviously isn’t her parents, and jackson’s gone.