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there was a brief period of time in my childhood where for some reason I thought pelicans and storks were the same thing. so when people referred to "babies brought by the stork" i (very naturally!) would picture a pelican carrying a baby around...in its mouth. bc a pelican mouth is about the right size for it. great for carrying baby shaped objects.

when i tell you the Pelican Put Baby In Mouth post recalled something absolutely primal in me...

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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He got nervous lol

@bonelyheartsclub (go check out the game it’s pretty cool)

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WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

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Post cohabitation

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Ok but “you are yaoiless and gender binary was enforced by colonialism” goes fucking hard

youre not yaoiful at all

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Having a four-star as your favourite Genshin character is such a strange experience.

Cuz they’re either super easy to obtain and c6 or near impossible to acquire.

Only a select few get story quests and some don’t even have hang outs yet so you’ve just gotta pray ur fav is one of the lucky ones that gets a permanent story quest or whose hang out is released relatively close to when they get released

And god forbid what is basically their story quest is limited time and you end up missing it (coughcoughgamingcoughcough)

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omg thank you

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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okay i know everyone is going crazy over that one analogical scene but imagine what happened after that.

logan asks roman and he gets the same answer. he goes around asking each of the sides, getting progressively more confused, but also feeling flustered and happy that they all seem to love him so much.

yes, this is an official polycule post.

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god I fucking love strawberries

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I love pop rocks, can I have some more [x]

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New headcanon that whenever a cat stares off into space and meows at something that isn't there, it's actually just Satan. He turned himself invisible and broke into your house to pet your cat.

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why me, god?

THANK U PANDA @aspiringtrashpanda FOR THE IDEA u have the biggest massivest brain ever <3

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Obey Me as things me, my friends and family have said pt 5

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*levi teaching diavolo to play devilcart*

Levi: remember Diavolo. There are no friends in devilcart.

Levi: There is only victory.

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Satan: *pissed* I’m about to commit mass homocide

Lucifer way too tired to deal with his shit: fine, just clean up the bodies afterwards.

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Levi sorting his fics by explicit only: I may be a virgin in practice but I am a whore in spirit

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Lucifer: so, what’s the best way to ask someone to spend time with you?

Kid satan: death threats

Lucifer: NO

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At breakfast

Lucifer: Mammon, last night I saw you around RAD grounds after hours. What were you doing there so late?

Mammon: it’s nothin. Just had to go get something

Asmo: Was it your brain?

Levi: Wait mammon has a brain??

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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife