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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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I once got stuck in a tree, and I got a neighbor to alert my family.

So my dad fetched the video camera and then told my half brother to throw rocks at me.

TIL I'm a fictional character

The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

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You're asking a lot of questions about my scar, that are answered by my scar

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My able bodied, but ADHD ass does quite frequently actually try to not use potholders, kinda because I think I could just do it if I'm good enough at it.

I'm frequently proven wrong.

My point is, solidarity with all the equally dumb fucks out there with a disabled body, who think "yeah, I can just walk without a cane!" and then promptly topple over. I see you.

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

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Idk who's interested, but a church is being moved in about an hour. 2025-08-19 05:30 UTC

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I'm an anarchist, of course I love optimized finite state machines.

Reducing the amount of states is my passion.

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Maybe this was just how my family did things growing up but when I was a kid and we saw a lady with chin hairs or a small chest or large feet or a broad shoulders we’d say “it’s rude and mean to pick apart someone’s appearance” and mind our own damn business.

Apart from being reductive, transphobic, and anti-woman, all this “transvestigating” nonsense is just plain bad manners, and I think we should say that more

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Y'know, in a sane world, you'd have gotten a good return on those taxes, like healthcare, education, welfare, safety nets etc.

But y'know, that shit ain't happening, not in the US anyway. So yeah, be rightfully annoyed and mad at that bullshit!

The fact that overtime and tips are taxed is so fucking abysmal. Oh you know those extra hours? Sorry they put you into another tax bracket. All of those big tips that help you survive? Uncle Sam needs a tip now.

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When the kid has agency over said actions!

Which, on account of the legal system, happens at 18 for a whole host of stuff.

A 15 year old who does advocacy for bad stuff, is responsible for that bad stuff, and the consequences should be proportionate, (polite pushback, education, if possible, deplatforming if not).

An 8 year old who died cause their parents didn't vaccinate them didn't deserve to die.

A gun advocates kid who died in a school shooting didn't deserve to die. Even if the kid themself was an advocate for guns. They are not responsible for the shooters actions (unless they are the shooter, at which point, yes appropriate proportionate consequences. I would not advocate for capital punishment for kids as appropriate consequences tho)

no actually i don't think antivaxxers' kids should die from a disease. i don't think gun advocates' kids should die in school shooting. children dying is bad actually, even if they're children of people you don't like.

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The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

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When you blame everyone and everything other than yourself, you rob yourself of the opportunity for self improvement. And then a pet seems like better company than dealing with having you around.

But of course, that's not your fault or anything! We should prevent women from buying sex toys, or having pets. Cause there's nothing as stable as a "well, I have no choice in the matter" relationship!

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How many hands does the girl have?!? She's grabbing at the dick with one hand, and scratching his back with both hands, as far as I can tell, at the same time!

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Next time this comes across my dash, I expect to be scrolling for quite a while more just to end up in the opening cutscene of Skyrim

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Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to ... Idk, the original said "follow you", but that doesn't really feel like it's in the Tumblr spirit, even this is just a joke?

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to buy you nice shoelaces.

P.S, this fellow and the cat needs a name! Feel free to suggest Fellow McFellowface and Catty McCatface

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If praying had a chance of actually working, would that mean that "praying for someone to die" is a crime and "attempted murder", or "attempted hiring a hitman"?

Also, why does it feel like I just reinvented some of the plot points of Death Note?