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*Cass and Rhys hiding in a corner*

Y/N: Why do you guys look so scared?

Rhys: Oh, thank the mother. Our saviour has come

Cass: Just hold on to this

*shoves something to your hands*

Azriel: I swear to the mother that if I see truth teller in your hands, I would shove-

*sees truth teller in your hands*

Azriel: shove my affection to you in hopes that you would agree when I ask you out for a walk around velaris and after we could have dinner in the newly opened restaurant where i tell you how otherworldly you look and how much i enjoyed spending time with you and I'm looking forward for the next date if you would agree

Cass: it really did work

Rhys: Our boy got game

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Y/N: *sits next to az* So I've been wondering

Azriel: Wondering what?

Y/N: What's your type?

*Inner Circle materialised out of nowhere*

Cassian: Good question

Rhys: Allow us to elaborate on his behalf

Amren: He likes someone who is kind

Feyre: Someone who loves their family

Nesta: Someone who hail from the night court

Elain: Someone who has dark hair and violet eyes

Cassian: Someone who is half Illyrian half high fae

Rhys: Someone who grew up with him and is loved by his shadows

Y/N: That kinda describes rhys. Too bad he's with our beautiful feyre

Y/N: *looks at az* Don't worry, I'm sure there is someone who is just like rhys and not taken

IC: *groans* Hopeless!

Azriel: They forgot to mention dense

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TEXTING YOUR BF HOZIER LYRICS

⇢ Featuring: Lewis, Oscar, Lando, Carlos, Max, Charles

⇢ Warning: Mention of Alcohol

⇢ Note: This is my first time writing text fic. Please be kind. I'm open for request. Feel free to send one

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Hybern: *points at y/n* We have your lover

Rhys: *looks at y/n* You have a lover?

Y/N: I wish

Hybern: Then who is the one who can't stop talking about how beautiful you are ? Or how melodic your laugh is or whenever he enters a room he always looks for you first because, according to him, your presence alone brings him peace and how that damn smile can make him feel this whole zoo in his stomach and he can't help but imagine how it feels like to kiss those lips and don't get him started with those eyes

Hybern: We had enough, so we didn't let him get started with those eyes

Cassian: Oh my god, they have Azriel!

Y/N: *looks at rhys* Now, if you get him back, I'll have a lover

Feyre: So none of you is concerned that hybern literally has azriel?

Cassian: Knowing him, he let them catch him so he can make someone confess his love for y/n cause he's too scared to do it himself

Hybern: He used us as wingman?

Rhys: Yeah. Just finish talking to him he is on his way home

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Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: Are you really not going to say bless you?

Azriel: Y/N is sitting here with us. You've clearly been blessed

Y/N: *blushes*

Cassian: *looks at rhys* Did he just use my allergies to flirt with your sister?

Rhysand: This fucker need to be studied

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Nesta: *stares at Rhys and Y/n*

Rhysand: What are you looking at?

Nesta: You really are sibling

Rhysand: And what made you finally conclude that we are indeed siblings?

Nesta: You both are ABCD

Rhysand: Please elaborate

Nesta: I mean, y/n is an Angel while you're an Ass

Y/N: *blushes*

Nesta: She is Beautiful while you're a Bitch

Azriel: She really is a beauty

Nesta: She is Charming while you're a Cunt

Rhysand: .......

Nesta: She is Delightful while you're a Dick

Cassian: My Nes really does have a way with her words

Rhysand: Did you just insult me while complimenting my sister and at the same time providing the reason why you concluded that we are indeed siblings?!

Nesta: Yes

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Rhysand: Y/n what is your favourite part of azriel?

Y/N: His dick do I even need to explai-

Azriel: *blush* really?

Rhysand: No! Aside from that?

Y/N: His tongue. He really eats me out, so goo-

Rhysand: Other than that, please!

Y/N: His fingers those things can do wonde-

Rhysand: I give up my innocent sister is long gone

Y/N: The shadows, especially when he uses them to tie-

Rhysand: No more, please, sister, stop!

Y/N: His eyes!

Rhysand: Now that's an answer! Why his eyes, then?

Y/N: When they darken as they roam my body, and it makes me feel thin-

Rhysand: *walks out*

Cassian: My boy keeps on winning

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Rhysand: Y/N what is your favourite moment with azriel?

Y/N: Probably the one when I rode hi-

Cassian: Maybe moments outside the bedroom

Y/N: Oh! The one time in the bathroom where I'm on my knee-

Rhysand: Probably not those in the bathroom, too

Y/N: I got it! The one time where he splayed me on the tabl-

Cassian: Stop! Moments outside your house y/n

Y/N: *blush* The time when azriel brought me in his torture chamber and we preten-

Rhysand: AZRIEL WHAT IN THE CAULDRONS NAME HAVE YOU DONE TO MY INNOCENT SISTER?!

Cassian: *whispering* Well done, my boy

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Rhysand : In your opinion, how do you define stupidity?

Azriel : *turns to Nesta* How do you define Cassian?

Nesta: Stupid