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nebby-the-protogen · 18 hours
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maggots are a hoax made up by Big Rot to sell more Inevitable Decay Of All Things
& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously
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What selfshipping is like
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immediatley imagined these two doing this
Do you think the aliens stay away because they aren't into our fetishizing ways?
what
better question, are there aliens with a "humanplay" kink where they play out a scene in which they have regular boring cishet sex?
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(please share more like this if you have any)
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you, the one reaidng this
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get in the sandwich
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
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nebby-the-protogen · 3 days
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i got a warning on reddit because i made a "putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin frogs gay" joke
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I will say that Minecraft story mode was so fucking funny for killing the pen in a super emotional scene only for that bitch to poof and leave a floating pork chop. That shit was so goddamn funny
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i'm an omega male :3
They should make new types of boys. We all know sigma males, alpha males etc. What about gamma males? Epsilon males?
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me just trying to enjoy an animated piece of media that just so happens to come from japan: hey have you heard of this show called-
weebs: VHASFASCDUVSUA LOLI IS A BODY TYPE QWFDIUHFVUIRFRF TRAPS AREN'T GAY LOL BFERREUOVUHFRVJHWRVF STUPID ANIME TOURIST RFIFFREUFRUIRFI banal mysoginistic porn joke ERFVFUHEVRFHERFBUIERFB STUPID WESTOID ROASTIE WOMEN I WANT A SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE KAWAII DESU NE JAPANESE GF FEWFUIHEWFIEWFQIUWEF STUPID ANIME TOURIST SOYJACK VS TOTALLY NOT A PEDOPHILE CHAD
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