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Depends on the shipping fee. I hear they're doing it by weight instead of by item now.
To the woman I saw at the market today with seven children...
How did they all survive last week's plague? It is the year 735 of the Barovian Calendar. Is their blood laced with potions of Greater Restoration?
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To the woman I saw at the market today with seven children...
How did they all survive last week's plague? It is the year 735 of the Barovian Calendar. Is their blood laced with potions of Greater Restoration?
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I mean, Helga cleans. Sort of.
I clean in my room. Surely that counts.
Marks and Rec: Misc #2486
(Dialogue from CryptoNature on twitter.)
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Hm... No promises. But we shall see, since you did ask so nicely. A very copious amount of Yule Tidings to you, dear chicken and waffle vendor.
For Yuletide this year, my wish is for:
@rahadinofficial not to shake me down for taxes again.
@lordsothofsithicus not to knock over my shop again
More clones from @jander-sunstar
Tax advice from @thatothervonzarovich
A fresh mental compulsion from @bluetspur-brain on Gary. The old one is starting to fade.
@jacquelinerenier advice on managing rat problems. I can’t bribe health inspectors forever …
A cheap resurrection spell from @red-wizard-hazlik , no questions asked.
A good review from @barov-von-zarovich just once.
The key to overthrowing the Devil Strahd @rave-nloft from @darklordazalin
A less perilous bday gift idea from @necromescher
An antidote from @ivandilisnya (or Ivana, don’t mind either) to undo an … oopsie
And finally, another wacky road trip from @holy-cagnolli
A less miserable than usual Yuletide to you all…
— Uncle Oleksii, proprietor of Barovian Chicken and Waffles.
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It's a bit dusty, but I like it better that way, I think. Good to see there's an excellent dining establishment here, as well.
A New Chapter
And so a new domain opens its arms to me. Hello, Tumblr. I intend to make myself right at home in this dismal place.
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A New Chapter
And so a new domain opens its arms to me. Hello, Tumblr. I intend to make myself right at home in this dismal place.
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