neerdowellnarrator
neerdowellnarrator
What would you do when it is your turn in the field with the god
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Esme - they/them - going insane about starbreaker - probably blogging on company time - header from "Persephone the Wanderer" by Louise Glück
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It's a good thing Suki taught Sokka feminism in season one bc if she didn't it would've been up to Toph and I don't think Sokka could've survived that lol
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Discworld designs - The Truth
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hey thanks for calling me your "loyal knight" now i'm horny enough to win any battle
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my Game Theory™ for space balls 2 is that mel brooks started it now like 40 years after the original and at 99 years old because he is fully aware of and counting on his own mortality halfway through production because it'll be funny. decades-later cash grab sequels where the original cast is visibly too old to be doing this like they used to in their prime has basically come to define the thing that space balls is parodying, and star wars too encountered problems involving a key actor dying in the middle of production because of it. mel brooks will play a pivotal role in space balls 2 as director, producer, and lead actor, and he will die during filming, and either he has specific contingency plans for that or he trusts the people he's working with to handle it but either way he knows it's the funniest possible way to go and now is the perfect time to make Space Balls 2: The Search for More Money
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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago
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neerdowellnarrator · 8 hours ago
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Lovers ~
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one of the things i really like about how brennan dms is that he is categorically incapable of punishing kindness. every time one of his players does some crazy ass shit out of the goodness of their hearts, he adjusts the universe to accommodate that kindness. this obviously creates very touching scenes (see: emily and the junkmother, the bad kids getting jawbone a job as a guidance counselor, every interaction they have with baba yaga including pib stealing from her, etc.) but also it means that he lets ally invent a silkworm civilization that's evolved to the bronze age and produces chain link patterned silk shirts just to cheer emily up. bronze age silkworms. for emily.
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neerdowellnarrator · 8 hours ago
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They should Tell everyone on both love island and survivor that a nuke blew up the Us and that they have to work together to start a new society . And then see which one becomes more warlike / Powerful
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I want what they have
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The difference between the crew's treatment of Olethra and Maxwell is so funny to me
Inspired by this post by @littlemortalme
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Pappy while his friends are dying
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This is for @wereville ‘s #jayvikbop DTIYS thing :)
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Okay okay, so I don’t actually know what songs they’d listen to, I came up with a bunch for each of them individually but in the end “Battle Cry” by The Family Crest is the song that I think of most when I think of them as a whole. It’s so Jayvik imo.
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