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But You Didn’t - Kagehina

Inspired by this poem // 

wherein Kageyama had to transfer/got scouted ლ(｡-﹏-｡ ლ)

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[[HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY TO KUROOOO. ]]

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膝盖炸裂hicrice

*Permission granted by the artist to repost

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Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ♔ for an angry text

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

Send ☏ for a vague text

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

Send ✺for a sassy text

Send √ for a long-winded confession text 

Send ☠ for a misguided advice text

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

send a symbol - get the following from my muse ;

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hello, hello tomodachis! so recently, i hit 200 followers and to be honest, i never thought that i would hit 200! i’ve been so happy roleplaying with all of you and getting to know you all! it’s been such a pleasure meeting all you great writers out there and wow i’ve made more friends than i thought i would. i’m so happy and kind of shocked! thank you so much for following me and making my roleplaying experience the best one i’ve ever had.

;     first off i’d like to mention the yams i follow - you guys are absolutely wonderful and i enjoy talking to you!

pxnchi & @fireflywings

;     here’s to my precious flowers who i enjoy talking to and/or roleplaying with a lot!

iwxizumi & thegrandgarbageking & little-number-ten / sxncerity & cleverxblocker / schemingxcat & provocatixn & pavido & custodis-excolo & taiyaku & takatakao & caosrxgina & grxndiosity & kirakirakazuki & axstere & notiwachan & hanaxmi & haayaatoo awkwardlykozume & captaintrashcat & asetters-pain & assholeprincetsukishima & wingspiked & settowl & karasunosun

;     and here are people whom I have yet to roleplay with but would love to!

valeureuxcrow & yuxmaru & shouyos & mou-ippon & trashmegane & fireflykei & bakyunbiker & yxndeur & nekomassetter & strongestdecoyette & temerxrio & timidvillager & dxcoy-bxy & rakuzansraijuu & clevertsukishima & asahi-the-ace & jumpxn & aurumtouch & momoxtter & speedxstar & kuroko-as-a-friend & kxshima & sagxcity & akaashikeiijis & shortstxff & amica-ceti & koxzume & the-rolling-libero & takuya-uozu & bring-thewild & shutoku-sf & prodigxum & sleepingclimber & juuichi-kei & tetsurin & koinoyxkan & ivstrix & ijinowaruijinkaku & shuusai & persequiitur & rlxsugamama & doughtisms & silversetter & ghoulinadequacy & prxdxgy & lxbero

please don’t be discouraged if you aren’t on here, it doesn’t mean we can never rp or thread together. chances are i want to roleplay with you too! thank you to those who still follow me even if i don’t follow back. i love you all too! thank you again for following me!

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The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

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"I want the K?"

12: Striptease

This was the game they played. Like a cat playing with a toy, he leaned his head on his hand and ran his fingers delicately over Hinata’s inner thigh. Occasionally, his hand would lightly graze his hard member and he would watch his legs squirm with anticipation. He listened to Hinata beg and sighed lightly to himself. Kenma removed his hand completely and stood up, puffing out his cheeks as if to mock him. "I’m not done, Shoyo-kun. Please be more patient." He commented, one hand moving to undo the buttons on his shirt. His fingertips traced his collarbone and then moved down his chest. Kenma slid his shirt to the ground and moved to undo his pants, delicately pulling those off as well. Leaving himself in only his underwear, he positioned himself over them allowing only both their cocks to rub against each other. He moved his hips against him, watching as Hinata pulled at his wrist restraints. Kenma moved his hand to lightly brush over Hinata’s cheek and looked at him with an innocent expression."Do you want me, Shoyo-kun~?"

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"I want the K(enma)" [ see what i did there. /shot/ ]

15: Shower Kiss

The shower was small and cramped. There was barely room for one person to move, let alone two. And if it had been any other day, Kenma would of refused. But it wasn’t often the two of them had a house to themselves and showering together was one thing they hadn’t experienced. Kenma had agreed to it on the terms that Kuroo would get in the shower before him. The idea of being naked in bright lighting and in close proximity made him both anxious and excited and he wanted time. And it wasn’t often that Kenma got excited about anything. But the idea of being able to see every inch of Kuroo’s body made him squirm. Slipping off his clothes and laying them on the floor lazily, he took a deep breath. The air outside the shower was cold and made him shiver. I can do this. It’s just Kuroo. And maybe if it was just his best friend Kuroo it wouldn’t be so bad. But this was his boyfriend Kuroo and this was untouched territory. 

With a few reluctant steps he opened up the shower door and slipped in front of him. Before he knew what he was doing his eyes began tracing the muscles of his chest, admiring the way the water dripped down his pecs. Kenma shook his head and looked up at Kuroo, noticing he had the same knowing smile he always had. He looked different when his hair was flat, but he didn’t look bad. Just as Kuroo began to open his mouth, Kenma laced his arms around the back of his neck. "Don’t." Kenma muttered, pushing himself up on his tip toes and pressing his lips against his.

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1: Neck Nibble

2: Nipple Nibble

3: Licking Whipped Cream Off Body

4: Sucking A Body Part

5: Kiss With Tongue

6: Inner-thigh Kiss

7: Scratches

8: Hair pulling

9: Jawline biting

10: Belly-button Kiss

11: Tongue teasing

12: Striptease

13: Groping body part

14: Suck Along the Hips

15: Shower Kiss

16: Spooning

17: Naked massage

18: Pearl Necklace

19: Hand job

20: Any of the Above

21: Oral Sex

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number (NSFW version)

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It was after a hard game and he was exhausted. The gamer hadn't gotten much sleep the previous night which he had figured wouldn't be much of an issue. But this game was far more physically demanding than he had predicted. He had left before the rest of his team, finding a place on the lawn and stretching his body across it. His body was aching and all he wanted to do was gather up the energy to go home and lay in his bed. The sun was beating down on him and it made him uncomfortable. He shifted onto his belly and buried his face into the grass. This position made it harder to breathe but it was much cooler.

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[the feel when kenma kozume]

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"I want to go home." Kenma muttered, awkwardly walking down the busy streets of Tokyo. Why had he thought it was a good idea to go Christmas shopping alone? 

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how about a “our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date, so instead of getting to know each other we spent the entire ‘date’ scheming against them and decided an awesome way to get back at them would be to pretend to date and then have a horrendous breakup but now that we’re two months into this charade we’re not sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore” au

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a really long, but categorized, ask meme

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"

"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"

"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."

"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."

"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

"I’m sorry, have we met before?"

"I don’t know you, but thanks."

"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"

"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."

"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"

"It’s none of your business. We just met."

"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."

"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"

"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"

"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."

"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."

"You know, most people watch porn at home."

"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."

"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"

"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."

"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs."

"The girls team beat the boys!"

"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."

"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."

"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."

"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"

"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."

"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."

"Being a freshman sucks."

"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."

"She/he told me they were a junior!"

"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"

"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"

"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"

"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."

"I definitely failed that test."

"I got an A on my essay!"

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."

"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."

"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."

"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."

"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."

"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."

"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!"

"I don’t need to listen to this."

"You’re lying."

"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."

"I can’t look at you."

"Don’t fucking touch me."

"If you say one more word, I swear…"

"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."

"What’s wrong with you?"

"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."

"You must be crazy."

"I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."

"What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."

"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"

"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want."

"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."

"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."

"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."

"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."

"Please, don’t leave me."

"I need you more than you will ever know."

"I love you more than I could ever express in words."

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"

"I brought vodka and ice cream."

"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."

"I can’t believe you went without me!"

"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"

"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"

"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."

"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

"What do you think about this outfit?"

"Bend over."

"It’s not going to get up by itself, you know."

"I thought you’d be bigger."

"Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?"

"I can’t find my vibrator."

"Just set your phone on vibrate!"

"I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking."

"That’s it… do a little striptease for me."

"You can watch… but you can’t touch."

"Be quiet! They’re going to hear us."

"And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark."

"I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?"

"I want to be on top."

"That is one fine ass."

"You look like a screamer."

"Let me tie you up."

"What’ll our safeword be?"

"I love making you squirm."

"Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun."

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?

[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.

[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

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Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue