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"omg you people can't do anything" stop that's so real 😂 people who aren't Able to do basic social things or cheat because they aren't Able keep up with schoolwork are sooo stupid like get over urself what do you mean you're Un Able? us normals should create some kind of category for those who aren't Able to do basic life tasks. so we can make fun of them online.
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I need non-Canadians to know that everything in this thread is true
#the other interesting thing about the senate is [REDACTED]#i love how ridiculous the official languages thing makes us sound. yeah we rly do that#also the rideau canal rules#i wish this post got into the ncc. its not that election related but its so funny#americans dont know the fire hydrants at rideau hall and cottage were both repainted by my old coworker and friend leo a few summers ago
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I Was Into Weird Shit When I was Only 6 Years Old
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don’t think about a goth bitch in black lipstick and ripped fishnets grinding on you. don’t think about it. don’t
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The exposed neck: from the accessory nerve (emerging) to the vocal fold. © Mosby/McMinn
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imagine showing people your bravest most noble knight and he falls over in front of everyone sounding like pots and pans crashing to the floor
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Hey, so, I don't know how many of you follow Canadian news, but yesterday, someone drove a car into the crowd at a Filipino cultural festival in Vancouver. I'm sorry that I can't put that more sensitively, but I really don't know how else to describe it. I'm not Filipino, but it happened in the neighborhood I grew up in. I'm not sure how to describe how I feel. I'd walked past the event an hour before with some friends. We'd joked about how the first nice weekend in Vancouver is a special occasion because everyone comes out. There's a vigil on that corner tonight.
The point of this isn't to talk about how I feel. A friend has shared some gofundmes with me and I wanted to post them here. And ask that maybe if you're local and you're able to, could you donate blood? I don't know. I don't have anything I can say. It's not my tragedy but I feel it anyway. If you can donate, I know it would be appreciated by the families.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring-rowel-home (goal reached but more funds always help)
https://www.gofundme.com/f/rizza (almost at 50%)
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why's a big thunderstorm after a hot day kinda sexy tho
#me when im ovulating: i can eroticize ANYTHING#mostly im just excited bc thjs is like peak summer weather to me#love to work a morning shift go home when the weather starts to turn quick shower and then a nap while thunder and rain rolls over#and yea maybe im a bit horny about it. so what.#my shit#barking
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there's no more puppy struggles when I get my puppy snuggles...
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there's no more puppy struggles when I get my puppy snuggles...
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there's no more puppy struggles when I get my puppy snuggles...
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there's no more puppy struggles when I get my puppy snuggles...
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trying to get back in the swing of things with some self portraits ☀️
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every couple of days someone makes a post on here that's basically "watch out for those scamming palestinians! they're really annoying and i don't like them, which disproves the extensive vetting efforts, because my discomfort is the most important thing in the universe" and everyone in the reblogs is like "thank god someone finally said something! i knew it! i had an inclination in my heart that those palestinians are dirty scammers all along and i was waiting for someone to confirm it! and now that you said you find them annoying that finally confirms it! wait shit that sounds racist i mean uhhhh it's so tragic that those scammers are taking advantage of a tragedy :( pretending to be real palestinians :( we all know real palestinians don't know how to use the internet :( thank you for talking about these fakers :(" i hope you all die
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I fear i will never forgive this man for what he's about to say
Update: wasn't too bad but wasn't that good either. Did not warrant being factually incorrect for
#keeping an open mind here but he did start with a bit abt how monsters used to be a thing you feared and now theyre desirable#and like. you cant be saying that if you have vampires in your lineup. unless you wanna beef with bram stoker but i doubt hes gonna be#defending a staunch ancient folklore pumpkin vampire figure here#anyways. this is like that presentation last season abt 'god is a woman' that got ancient religion facts wrong#i can be strong#updated tag. me watching the factually incorrect show: 'why is he factually incorrect?!?!'
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