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Canon pansexual characters that I am aware of: -Rick Sanchez.

-Deadpool.

-Loki.

-Blitzo. I don’t know who decided that pansexual characters always have to be chaotic disaster dumbasses, but I can’t stay I complain.

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I should become a plumber because of all the SHIT I put up with

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[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

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Bad idea, read 1 page of 3 books and rotate after every page, reading roulette if you will

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I SHALL SIN MORE

I absolve you of your sins

YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN

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Bro sounds like a goofy 60’s villain taking damage

I got hyped when you answered my ask so I told my friends and they went to check only to find that you deleted it, so now we got beef, you and me.

YEOWCH

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Guys! I figured it out!

I know why the devil went down to Georgia

Don McLean said he saw Satan laughing with delight the day the music died, he went back down to hell for 8 years (1971-1979) and with bugger all music too play he started his own band and then challenged Johnny and with Johnny’s love for music still there, the devil went down to Georgia to be better than Johnny and his music, lost and would come back often to improve!

It’s a stretch but it might just work

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A state filled with bunnies- Illbnnuys

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Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:

 • Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop

 • The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)

 • Knockoff Kid’s Toy That Threatens Everyone

 • Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says

 • Firefox

 • OSHA

 • A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason

 • The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book

 • A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG 

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Just called a Limited Slip Differential a Lilly Slippy Diffy - and I think I’ve just offended the car community

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I’m a bit hesitant to ask but what’s the other 1%?

do you ever shut up? i dont think i've gone a day on this site without seeing some relic of your splattering of thoughts.

if tumblr were a bathtub it would be 99% filled with my piss