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i cant remember/find the post, but there was one that was like “dramatic twiyor reveal except they instantly freak out about leaving anya alone” and. yeah. i agree
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anya knows all the cuss words
(edited with my watermark that i forgot oops)
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No, Yuder is so much stronger than me, because if I saw the fucker who showed up naked in my bedroom and didn't fuck off until i beat him up and hung his ass from the rafters-
well, i would not be designing training schedules for him; that's for sure.
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Galactic Forum, human guide section.
I think we found the perfect enrichment for human crew members.
Our humans really enjoyed this area we provided for them.

They can run, fall, climb and more, to their hearts content.
They really enjoy being lifted and thrown into a large pit of foam blocks, or plastic spheres.
Note: our crew is mostly Xarnian, so we possess the necessary strength to lift the average adult human despite the density they have evolved on their deathworld.
Human larvae enjoy it the most, but even the mature humans are also thrilled by these activities.
Incidents involving "acts of human" are down 18% in the first cycle alone since we installed the enrichment chamber.
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decidedly unfriendly reminder that fanfiction is written by real people with real feelings for free in their free time. it's a labour of love and something to cherish. if you come across a fic that you don't enjoy, that's totally fine, but it is your due diligence as a fellow fan and decent human being to click away. leaving mean comments, absurd rating systems or harassing writers in their inbox while hiding behind an anonymous icon is not an acceptable manner to behave in any fandom and online space ever. it's disgustingly entitled, wildly disrespectful and only serves to discourage people from sharing their writing in a community that is meant to be fun and supportive. the next time you read something you don't enjoy, stop reading it and move on with your day. read something you like and leave kudos and a nice comment there instead. have some common sense and don't be a fucking asshole. it's not that fucking difficult.
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Please participate in my research (also, if you say other, please put it in the tags/comments !)
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Newt Scamander is such a fun little guy it's a shame he is stuck in FB hell
He has a classic Dr Who feel - a 'trickster' who does what he wants. Snufkin if Snufkin was a bit less of an asshole. love him
"Stay here, Newt. Promise you will stay here." "Okay I will :^)" -he says as he is already unlocking the window-
He doesn't want to be impolite to peoples faces but he is going to do what he thinks is most important first and foremost. He doesn't want people to be upset with him - so he just leaves.
It is SO powerful and fun as a narrative device.
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