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hello me from a year ago
1. you got me i cant lie
2. yes, we still have a crush on the blonde guy and we might get somewhere, his parents love me so im playing the long game.
3. no girl, i have carpal tunnel you know this
hey this is you from the past a year ago i scheduled this post i just wanted to freak you out and make you think your account was hacked lmaooooo
hope you found it funny also, do we still have a crush on the adorable blonde guy are we dating now or what?
also did you learn to play guitar? of not get off your ass and do that YOURE WASTING TIME!
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hey this is you from the past a year ago i scheduled this post i just wanted to freak you out and make you think your account was hacked lmaooooo
hope you found it funny also, do we still have a crush on the adorable blonde guy are we dating now or what?
also did you learn to play guitar? of not get off your ass and do that YOURE WASTING TIME!
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SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME🩸🩸🩸🐺🐺🩸🐺🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺🩸NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥💥🎸💥HELP ME BELIEVE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏ITS NOT THE REAL ME🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🥩🐺🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺
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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!
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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed
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The concept of mazes and labyrinths is frankly quite funny. Like yeah this is a confusing and elaborate arrangement of walls that we specifically designed for your dumb ass to get lost in. It serves no other purpose. It's not trapping you, you'd be free to walk right out if you only figured out how. You are only imprisoned by your own stupid ass that walked in willingly and now can't figure out how to get out. Is there a monster roaming around here with you? Probably not, but you're free to imagine there is one.
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just saw in some stupid medical drama someone burst into the hospital with an injured person over their shoulder and they said "is anyone here a doctor????" . that's so fucking dumb. thats like going into a rock climbing gym and saying "does anyone wanna start a podcast????" like thats the only people who go there dipshit
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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs
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Hey how's the ovulation going
im a danger to myself and others
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Edmund Henry Osthaus (1858 – 1928). On the Scent. Oil on canvas.
Coeur d’Alene Art Auction
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i watch baseball for the side quests
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★ "I would take you, if I had a home" ★
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Every creative endeavour begins with a concept.
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