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Ooh, anything with the Chain and babies? Fluffy and funny?? Thank you!!
Accidental Babysitter Job Acquisition by BleuSarcelle
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Warriors sighs. “Okay, let’s pretend you didn’t kidnap the baby —”
“I don’t have to pretend because I didn’t.” Twilight sighs. “This is Wild.” Silence.
“I mean,” Four says slowly after a hot minute. “That’s kind of an understatement at best, since it’s not every day you return to camp with a baby.” The others nod in agreement.
“I first thought of it as ‘surprising’ but calling it ‘wild’ sounds more accurate.” Sky hums from the side. Twilight’s right eye twitches.
“Hey, talking about wild stuff, where is Wild?” Hyrule speaks up. “Shouldn’t he be back too?”
Twilight resists the urge to roll his eyes as he switches his grip on his protege and holds him up by the armpits, showing him off.
“The baby — this baby right here, in my hands, this one — is Wild.”
Wild giggles and kicks his chubby legs in the air, waving by opening and closing his tiny fist before blowing a raspberry at them.
((Or the one where Twilight finds a baby on near the end of his scouting and easily recognizes him as the dumbass of his protege by smell alone and baby fever follows them all.))
Wild (Minus 117 Years) by @nicetomeetmew
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After an unfortunate encounter in the woods, Wild finds himself almost completely helpless and the eight remaining heroes must face their biggest, most difficult challenge yet.
...Raising a baby?
(ON HIATUS - but will be continued eventually)
Bloodline by @somer-writes
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The chain finds themselves in Ordon, but Twilight is nowhere to be found.
#a) i'm honoured#b) holy shit it's been so long since i've seen that title#i swear i do fully intend to finish that fic#and all my LU fics#maybe this is the spark i needed to get my brain back in gear?#this summer i will try to knuckle down and do some rewrites and updates#especially with this wild fic know that it's been mentioned lol#linkeduniverse
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its that time of the year
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Jesus fucking Christ, Duolingo
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Cunt levels off the charts
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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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The UK Supreme Court has overruled Scottish Courts and declared the Scottish Government was wrong to include trans women in the definition of 'woman'.
Scottish Government needs to grow a spine and tell them to get fucked as far as I'm concerned. The UK can shove their 'Family of Nations' schtick up their arse.
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Numbers of European travelling to the US falls off a cliff under Trump.
Countries like Denmark and Germany have seen a 30% drop.
#i had been planning to visit later this year#but i don't want my tattoo of a poppy to be misidentified as a gang symbol#politics#us politics
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some additional hc doodles and rejected costume ideas for LU Halloween ;p
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I love answering polls, but not if I have to scroll through twenty options which go like "Yes; non-USA; demisexual; I have eyebrows; my granny's name was Tatiana"
too bad
We don't have whatever update anon is running that allows 20 options, so all non-US answers are presumed to have no eyebrows, sorry!
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Do not obey in advance.
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South East Basement 1
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posting this for no particular reason
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Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]
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