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Has anyone asked you to put Bean Dante in a bowl of beans?

bean

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introducing.......a new set of demon twins?! in daten city????

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The Real™️ Distribution of Brain Cells Among the Sparda Clan: A Hot Take

Dante: Was supposed to have one brain cell, but Vergil absorbed it in the womb. No one knows how he’s survived this long

Vergil, pre DMC5: Had 2 brain cells for most of his life, but then he split himself in half and distributed the brain cells evenly between them

V and Urizen: One brain cell each; Urizen discarded his brain cell for more power

Nero: Had multiple brain cells thanks to his mother, but the Sparda gene killed all but two of them by the time he was born. Uses one most of the time but keeps the second brain cell for backup

Vergil, post DMC5: After losing Urizen’s brain cell, he only has V’s left, which by default makes Nero the smartest Sparda

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Free Devil May Cry AU, you’re welcome

Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

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I actually love finding gem’s on NexusMods

Here’s the clip with @evtraininguniversity and @may-tine (I apolgize for the laggy gameplay, OBS fucked it)

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BREAKING NEWS

Vergil likes fancy cupcakes

DMC x Tomodachi Life #3

V would've survived Devil May Cry 5 if he had just eaten some soup

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Dante: Where are you going?

Vergil: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.

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Sparda is literally just The Little Mermaid

Regarding my last reblog, I picture Sparda trying out his new human form for the first time, feeling very confident….

And then tripping over the first step he takes because he’s used to hooves, and not feet.

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Not yet, sadly. But I am fervently scouring the food shop every day in hopes that I find Vergil’s spontaneous dancing meal next.

DMC x Tomodachi Life #3

V would've survived Devil May Cry 5 if he had just eaten some soup

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“Is it crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack?”

DMC x Tomodachi Life #3

V would've survived Devil May Cry 5 if he had just eaten some soup

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DMC x Tomodachi Life #3

V would've survived Devil May Cry 5 if he had just eaten some soup

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DMC x Tomodachi Life #3

V would've survived Devil May Cry 5 if he had just eaten some soup

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I NEED a crossover. In my mouth. Right now.

I got one more in me

Now imagine them having a talk while eating pizza

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I guess we deserve a beach episode now, right?

After what feels like an eternity, I've finally reached 4K on ig. Made this silly drawing to celebrate~ 💖

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I’ve been saying this for years, now. What we really need is a Devil May Cry sitcom.

Your last rb makes me think how much better the Netflix DMC would have been if it had just been 8 unconnected episodes of the most cliche anime episode tropes you can think of.

Ty for making me want something I hadn’t even thought about anon. Going to lay in the Yamcha pose and blast Silent Hill 3 throat singing now.

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I found this on my dash like 10 minutes ago and I knew what I had to do.

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Thinking about Dante and how intense his Daddy Issues probably are. Like, he was eight, his father had disappeared, demons attacked their home looking for him, and then he watched his mother be slaughtered by said demons, and his twin is also probably dead, too. All because they were after Sparda.

Then ten years later Vergil pops back up, surprisingly not dead, but he's hunting down whatever is left of Sparda's power. Even after all these years, the ghost of Sparda is haunting Dante's life. And then Vergil chooses to fall into Hell, because "this was our father's home." So now he's lost his mother and his brother twice over, because of Sparda.

Not even to mention that every demon out there is shouting and screaming about how he's Sparda Blood, the Son of the Traitor, how they're going to kill him because of what his father did.

He's lured to Mallet Island and forced into a game of cat and mouse by Mundus, oh and because he hated Dante's father so much, when he got his hands on Vergil, he took him apart and pieced him back together how he wanted. Just so he could say that he'd broken Sparda's eldest son.

So now, because of who his father is, Dante's been hunted down his whole life, his mother's been killed, his brother's been twisted up so bad that Dante is forced to kill him, and, oh, the poor man is absolutely exhausted.

He probably hates that guy. I think, if Sparda ever actually came back, Dante would be the more angry twin, and Vergil would just be sad. Cause Vergil wants his father's approval so, so bad, but Dante? he's only ever suffered because of Sparda.