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ITS MY BIRTHDAY

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The amazing digital circus comes to spirit Halloween

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Dude is getting sus 📞🤨👮🚔

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ayo bro is getting sussy 😳😳😳

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Ok no I'm not done being weird yet, here's another idea for the marriage canon event stuff

Miguel and other Spiders are getting on your ass about, "oh, how old are you now? Why aren't you looking for a husband yet? Why are you spending so much time here?" And are, you know, your friends who love you and for your own good are trying to get you to complete your canon so you, you know, LIVE, but the way you see it is, being forced to do something like that and sacrifice yourself like that isn't living. You're not going to actively pursue and seek out a relationship, you want one to happen naturally, and nothing has felt natural to you and you're afraid of being hurt like that, of being rejected, of opening yourself up to someone and not being good enough, but, O'Hara and the Society don't really want to hear that. It's escalating over time. Little comments here and there, people randomly interjecting their personal anecdotes about their family and their kids into the conversation, "oh this is just like when me and Mary Jane--" "oh my kid loves this flavor, she gets so excited, I like to be naughty and get her these as a treat"

So you reach the point where you're fed up. This is so massively fucking inappropriate of them. There's no "set age" for this kind of thing so why are they harassing you like this, acting like, oh, you gotta hurry and pursue shit right now, it's for your own good? It's just pissing you off and pushing you away. You love traveling to different dimensions and exploring new places and experiencing things that are literally out of this world but if the trade-off for that is constantly being badgered with this stupid narrative of having to sacrifice yourself, you'll happily go home and break canon and die, because at least you'll be truly living and making a choice

So anyways to get to the meat of this post: you've decided you're leaving the Spider Society and you're not going to talk to any of these bitches anymore, just haven't fully decided on when, but like, you're literally thinking within the next week, but you're still, there. And one day you're in the lobby, trying to stand around because you're supposed to go on some sort of stupid assignment, Peter B and Jess with you, the parents talking about baby stuff as you roll your eyes and Peter suspiciously needs you to keep holding Mayday until you're literally refusing, "just put her on the ground or something, you let her climb on walls and shit anyways"

And because you're in the lobby, this big open space with tons of people passing through, suddenly in walks Miguel with. Another Miguel, completely unrelated to the mission you and the others are about to do, kind of just bumping into each other as they pass through. Miguel2 just got scouted by his counterpart that he met during chasing an anomaly, and they're getting to know each other, and at some point Miguel2 is like "can my wife come too 🥺👉👈 she's also a Spider and I can't be here without her" and everyone is a little confused because there's supposed to be the whole only 'one Spider per dimension' rule besides like family, like Peter and Mayday, and you'll just never guess whose alternate universe variant is his wife :) another you comes bounding in wearing casual baggy clothes but looks so radiant and happy, all "hubby 🥰" as she kisses her husband, you're just awkwardly sending glances to 'your' Miguel as you two are, understandably feeling awkward because, you're, coworkers, and here are two people who look exactly like you being all lovey dovey "princesa 🥰" "guapito 🥰"

This other you just seems so, VIBRANT and she's introducing herself and shaking hands and she sees Peter B, "oh my god you have a baby, I'm so happy for you, she's so cute!" And she's hugging him, and you watch Peter B's eyes go kind of wide and he looks down, "OH, you're like--" and Other You just kind of laughs and parts her coat, showing off her rounded tummy, "haha yeah, there's a baby in there! Number 3, we're so excited! 🥰" and you're just. Simultaneously feeling some sort of fucked up combination of the most visceral and extreme discomfort you've ever felt in your entire life and also some kind of. Envy. Because she has everything you thought you didn't want and she seems so, SO fucking happy, with a husband who loves her, she clearly loves her babies, and she's being accepted by all of your friends instantly, like they're all gathered around talking as you're just, basically on the outside of the circle, actively putting up distance, only standing around because, uh hey guys weren't we supposed to be doing something--

Your skin is crawling as Other You uses her own watch from her husband to zip back to her own dimension and comes back with her babies on each hip, twins that she's just so happy to introduce to her new friends, who are SUPPOSED to be YOUR friends, "THIS one is Gabriella, and this one is Gabriel. Aren't they so cute? 🥰 theyre both so chunky they almost killed me but it was SO worth it" And once she realizes you're you, or, you're her, she wants to immediately chat you up and be buddy-buddy and goes to hand one of her babies to you and you. Refuse. Absolutely refuse. Suddenly you're the pariah of the group, both Miguels are sending you looks. Why are you being so fucking rude? Just put your arms out??? But you won't. You're just, soul-suckingly disgusted by this entire scenario. Not only is it putting an unspoken pressure onto you, but, seeing this other you be so fucking happy AND accomplishing all the things your "friends" have been badgering you about makes you feel SO indescribably insecure

Fine. Let it be like a revolving door. Another you enters Spider Society, one of you leaves. But you're so bitter and hurt you can't help but get in a jab at her, wanting to tarnish her "fake" happiness, feeling so personally hurt and offended by her very presence and existence in the room. "Hey so wouldn't your babies also be Spiders and have to suffer through the canon events too? And since you don't have any other family members, your kids' canon events might be YOU or Miguel dying? Aren't you glad you gave birth to your kids only to die and leave them without a mom and dad and forever doom them to a narrative where they can never make their own choices and are cosmically destined to be unhappy just because YOU wanted a cute baby? Sorry I guess I'm just built different. Hey remember how when we were little girls and we used to feel like mom only gave birth to us because she wanted someone who would love her and we resented her for bringing us into the world to have such a harsh life, aren't you so happy that's EXACTLY how your kids are going to feel about YOU?"

Mom!You is instantly bursting into tears and holding her little belly for comfort as her husband looks ready to tear you to ribbons, FURIOUS, all the healthy people in the room understandably disappointed and upset with you, like what the FUCK girl, meanwhile you're opening up a portal to your home dimension and just chucking your watch straight into the floor. "Keep this. I won't be coming back" while everyone is kind of dismissive of how truly upset you are, kind of just like "come on, don't be like this 🙄" like you're throwing a tantrum when in actuality you're going home and are seriously considering selling Osborne or Doc Ock all of your radioactive eggs. You'll always be YOU before you're a Spider, and if they want to force you to put The Job above yourself your entire life, they're dead wrong.

Meanwhile after you leave, pulling each other aside for privacy, Miguel2 is asking your Miguel why he's risking breaking his own canon by not wife-ing you up yet and comparing notes from all of the other dimensions where you and him are together as your Miguel is shocked by the sheer number of same occurrences. Miguel is all on about, "what does this even mean, we're from entirely different dimensions", and Miguel2 over here just unapologetically, "so? My wife is also from another dimension, I just took her, she got used to it, it's totally fine bro, it's canon, just do it, just do whatever you want. it's fine bro I'M TELLING YOU--" and maybe even Mom!You is so, sucked into her own "it's ok I was initially forced into this because I'm happy now" world that she's even advocating, "oh gosh if I was her I'd be SO lonely, hearing how you two aren't even that close, especially not anymore, and you've all been avoiding her, and she doesn't even have a baby to care for and give her love 🥺 most 'me's are at least dating right now, so, i bet she's feeling so much pain, she NEEDS YOU right now 🥺"

Peter B is sent to give you another watch and tell you, it's ok, you can come back, they promise they're not gonna bug you about dating and stuff anymore, and you're just all "nah, I'm ok! :) you can keep it :) I've had enough of you guys :) dont let the door hit your ass on the way out :)" meanwhile Miguel 1 and 2 are comparing strategies, "see, when MY wife was refusing to come back to me, what I did was..."

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sans x reader cuddles headcannons

°sans is all for it, at anytime if you ask he'll shrug and say "sure,why not?"

°this guy loves being lazy, so to spend that time with you? Is ten times better

°if you guys are cuddling watching a movie he would absolutely love if you'd fall asleep on his shoulder

°he would ask if you would like to just be lazy together he wouldn't mind if you guys even just we're laying down staring at the ceiling as long as he is with you, he doesn't mind a bit

°papyrus definitely gets on him for being a lazybones and dragging you into being one too, but sans just chuckles and just make puns about being lazy

°if you needed to de stress he would wrap his arms around you and rub your back and would be there to listen to your troubles

°overall is the perfect cuddle buddy

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GOOD LORD

IS THIS MUZAN???? 😳😳😳😳😳😳

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omg wally is aggressive af

he Literally hit me like bro😭😭😭😭

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Yes it is true I don't like asking for that kind of stuff tho it does take lots of work and time to make these fanfictions and it would make me feel better to at least know if you enjoyed it or least let me know your thoughts on how you felt about it or if I could change something

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Omg 😲 I'm so happy 😊 thank you so much to everyone I couldn't have done this without you guys 💗 ❤️ 💕 💖 you have my thanks ❤️ 🥳🎊🎉🪅

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touch starved

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I can't unsee it lol 🤣🤣

Is it just me or does Aizetsu look like he’s wearing giyu’s gym uniform

Anyone else see it😅

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

Yaaay I'm so happy 😊 😃 😀

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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I'm so confused how did it violate guidelines 😨😨🤨🤨🤔😭😭

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@yandere-dark-cupid requested

YANDERE MONTGOMERY GATOR X BUNNY NURSE ANIMATRONIC

Also might not be cannon 😅😅😅 and this took awhile I know and I'm apologize

°Monty wasn't sure what to think when he heard there was a new animatronic to join the pizza plex.

°he was uneasy about it because he thought it might be another animatronic that people would like more, just like glamrock freddy.

°but what he didn't expect was to find a bunny animatronic standing there with Roxy talking to her as soon as he saw that face, those ears, gorgeous beautiful doe eyes.

°he didn't even notice that he was staring for a long time, cause Roxy was waving her hand in front of his face "hello? Earth to monty?" "Huh? What's that?" Monty said snapping out of his thoughts, Roxy sighed "I was trying to tell you this is the new animatronic (y/n)" Roxy said gesturing to you.

° you looked up at the green alligator as he looked down at you with a unreadable face, until he smiled and said " well then welcome (y/n) , hope you enjoy your new home!" He said while he gave you a wink.

°that is when your life would turn interesting cause as the first day you were at the pizza plex Monty was the one to show you around, after he insisted that he would be a better guide then Roxy which of course resulted in Roxy huffing in anger.

°as Monty was showing you around you both stumbled across freddy which Monty did not like "oh?hello I don't think I seen you around before, who are you?" As you and freddy interacted Monty felt a weird feeling.,While he already did not like freddy he felt even more hatred towards the bear the longer he watched the two of you talked but something freddy said pushed his limit.

°"would you like any assista- " "OKAY! that's enough thanks but no thanks fazebear" Monty growled as he took hold of your hand and led you away from him you flinched as he took you away.

°Monty then came to a stop somewhere where there were no people or bots at ,he looked at you and sighed "sorry, about that it's just that.... freddy isn't meant to be trusted he may look nice but he lies and would hurt you that's why I took you away from him, I hope you can understand" he knew it was wrong to lie to you especially but all he could think about was making sure you stay with him and not the others he can't afford someone like you to be taken away from him he'll do whatever it takes.

"YOU WILL BE SAFE WITH ME~~"