niko-the-useless
niko-the-useless
I will shove wires into my brain
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they/them depressed, dysphoric and delusional EE student
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niko-the-useless 1 year ago
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and a whole virtual device driver *(^o^)*
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I decided to take a break from making radio to brush up on my programming so my new project is a usb to telegraph adapter.
I never wrote any device drivers, or did anything with kernel before so it seems fun
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(my first attempt at a simple kernel module :P)
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niko-the-useless 1 year ago
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today i got device files to work ^-^
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I decided to take a break from making radio to brush up on my programming so my new project is a usb to telegraph adapter.
I never wrote any device drivers, or did anything with kernel before so it seems fun
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(my first attempt at a simple kernel module :P)
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niko-the-useless 1 year ago
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I just found out about cargo-mommy, an add-on for the programming language rust.
cargo mommy checkChecking bappy-script v0.1.3 error: expected one of ! or ::, found passes --> src\main.rs:20:6 | 20 | mods passes; | ^^^^^^ expected one of ! or :: error: could not compile bappy-script (bin "bappy-script") due to previous error mommy knows her little girl can do better~ 馃挒
because programming isn't hard enough, some of you fuckers had to go and make it HORNY.
Like, I'm having enough trouble managing to understand this program I'm trying to modify, and now my compiler is all
if you don't learn how to code better, mommy is going to put you in time-out~ 馃挀
That's a real errror message you can get! from your compiler! BECAUSE YOUR COMPILER IS HORNY NOW.
That's not even the highest level. That's the "thirsty" mood which you have to manually enable, but you can also set it to "yikes" for explicit BDSM shit.
*slides her finger in your mouth* that's a good little toy~ 鉂わ笍
AND THAT'S NOT ALL
It integrates with cargo-vibe which means it can have buttplug.io support. You could wear a remote vibrator and have your fucking dom-compiler give you some sexual pleasure every time your code compiles/tests properly.
But don't worry: It's fully customizable. You can make mommy into daddy, tell it what pronouns to use for mommy/daddy, you can tell it what to call you (don't like girl? or boy? try pet or toy!), you can even tell it what part of mommy you crave. By default it's "milk" but you can of course change it, and it'll give you messages involving your updated option. You can even change what pet names mommy has for you! because the default is "slut/toy/pet/pervert/whore" (as in, it randomly picks one of those each time) but you could use alternatives. cow, puppy, princess, faggot, whatever.
I seriously love and hate that this exists in equal measure. I am someone who has programmed literal porn games but has still managed to keep the "sex" and "programming" parts of their brain fairly separate, but today that barrier has come crashing down and now I need to just go stare at the sea for a couple hours.
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niko-the-useless 1 year ago
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I decided to take a break from making radio to brush up on my programming so my new project is a usb to telegraph adapter.
I never wrote any device drivers, or did anything with kernel before so it seems fun
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(my first attempt at a simple kernel module :P)
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niko-the-useless 1 year ago
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its femboy friday :3
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niko-the-useless 1 year ago
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i have to finally learn morse code ;-; long range voice transmission is way too difficult on diy qrp radio, at least i have some time to learn before i finish designing local oscillator
I鈥檓 not even interested in Morse because of CW ham, I鈥檓 interested in ham purely because of Morse Code and I think I鈥檓 just going to get a CW radio so I can key to people
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niko-the-useless 1 year ago
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i love being shoved into a tiny little docker container or a shitty RP2040 microcontroller :33 please use me in a shitty, tiny embedded system like the naughty little distro i am ><
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niko-the-useless 1 year ago
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Simple lentils and rice skillet :3
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I FUCKIN LOVE BREAD GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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gnocchi with lambs lettuce, beans and dried tomatoes, it was so good i decided to stop eating meat
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niko-the-useless 1 year ago
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meowing on the local ham radio repeater
and other fun activities
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General Electric Turbine Plant, Schenectady, NY, 1940. Alfred Eisenstaedt. Silver gelatin.
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niko-the-useless 1 year ago
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This reddit comment is too fucking real
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