Hello, and welcome to my Tumblr! I'm a self-taught artist who loves monsters and aliens. Drawing and videogames are my primary hobbies, but I also like to knit and bake. ART TAG COMMISSION INFO.NO REQUESTS!
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.
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Tshirt idea I had
#real#is there a hobby or manual labor that DOESN'T cause carpal tunnel syndrome??#the human body is built like crap
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I don't know I'm not done talking about it. It's insane that I can't just uninstall Edge or Copilot. That websites require my phone number to sign up. That people share their contacts to find their friends on social media.
I wouldn't use an adblocker if ads were just banners on the side funding a website I enjoy using and want to support. Ads pop up invasively and fill my whole screen, I misclick and get warped away to another page just for trying to read an article or get a recipe.
Every app shouldn't be like every other app. Instagram didn't need reels and a shop. TikTok doesn't need a store. Instagram doesn't need to be connected to Facebook. I don't want my apps to do everything, I want a hub for a specific thing, and I'll go to that place accordingly.
I love discord, but so much information gets lost to it. I don't want to join to view things. I want to lurk on forums. I want to be a user who can log in and join a conversation by replying to a thread, even if that conversation was two days ago. I know discord has threads, it's not the same. I don't want to have to verify my account with a phone number. I understand safety and digital concerns, but I'm concerned about information like that with leaks everywhere, even with password managers.
I shouldn't have to pay subscriptions to use services and get locked out of old versions. My old disk copy of photoshop should work. I should want to upgrade eventually because I like photoshop and supporting the business. Adobe is a whole other can of worms here.
Streaming is so splintered across everything. Shows release so fast. Things don't get physical releases. I can't stream a movie I own digitally to friends because the share-screen blocks it, even though I own two digital copies, even though I own a physical copy.
I have an iPod, and I had to install a third party OS to easily put my music on it without having to tangle with iTunes. Spotify bricked hardware I purchased because they were unwillingly to upkeep it. They don't pay their artists. iTunes isn't even iTunes anymore and Apple struggles to upkeep it.
My TV shows me ads on the home screen. My dad lost access to eBook he purchased because they were digital and got revoked by the company distributing them. Hitman 1-3 only runs online most of the time. Flash died and is staying alive because people love it and made efforts to keep it up.
I have to click "not now" and can't click "no". I don't just get emails, they want to text me to purchase things online too. My windows start search bar searches online, not just my computer. Everything is blindly called an app now. Everything wants me to upload to the cloud. These are good tools! But why am I forced to use them! Why am I not allowed to own or control them?
No more!!!!! I love my iPod with so much storage and FLAC files. I love having all my fics on my harddrive. I love having USBs and backups. I love running scripts to gut suck stuff out of my Windows computer I don't want that spies on me. I love having forums. I love sending letters. I love neocities and webpages and webrings. I will not be scanning QR codes. Please hand me a physical menu. If I didn't need a smartphone for work I'd get a "dumb" phone so fast. I want things to have buttons. I want to use a mouse. I want replaceable batteries. I want the right to repair. I grew up online and I won't forget how it was!
#i am well aware of all this but reading it all laid out like this really pissed me off#why are things the way that they are#everything's turning into shit#capitalism#technology
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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rain in the background while you’re sleeping>>>>>>
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

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Severance + dril tweets
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Tumblr would you like to play my gay-ass video game???? for free??? WELL GUESS WHAT:
CRESCENT COUNTY HAS A DEMO IN STEAM'S NEXT FEST! WHICH JUST STARTED! SO PLEASE GO PLAY IT!! WE'RE IN THE LAST WEEK OF OUR KICKSTARTER AND IT REALLY HELPS WITH VISIBILITY!
But also let me tempt you with the delights of the game:
VIBEY SUNSETS, mischievous sheep, drifting on a souped up motorbike broom, pizza with friends, earning money, SPENDING MONEY!
Listening to music that hits just right. stylised art, chatting with new buddies, CRUNCHY HAPTICS, lofi beats, flip phones, mysterious text messages,
A nice big island to explore, Getting To Sabotage A Fuckboy, gliding through wind turbines, jokes about onions, the promise of kissing in the future!!!!
ALL THIS AND MORE AWAIT YOU if you play the Crescent County demo as part of Next Fest on Steam!! (please go play go wishlist kisses kisses)
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#nah listen the moment i learned that it's a jelly vacuum is the moment i knew the sunfish was a friend#i need not know more#sunfish
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Commission for @nimueth with her Shepard ♡
My slots are open! Feel free to DM or write at my email: [email protected]
Prices & ToS: https://reilineart.carrd.co/
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