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Chamille: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

Chamille: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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Griffin, trying his first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!

Neuro, an avid coffee drinker, on his twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Shade, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

Chamille: Well, that's you.

Shade: Me?! Is that what I look like?

Chamille: You don't know?

Shade: Busy day.

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Chamille: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Tox: Bet you I can!

Gravis: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Griffin: Hey Neuro?

Neuro: Yeah?

Griffin: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Neuro:

Neuro: ...What.

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Paleman: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.

*The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*

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Gravis: When's the last time you slept?

Paleman: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Gravis: A few- how many?!

Paleman: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Gravis: What you need is sleep!

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Griffin Turner: Heyy, Gravis! Remember when I beat you in the Tournament of Elements?? Hahahh! That was so good!

Gravis: ...

Griffin: ...

Gravis: You're grounded.

Griffin: Oookay...

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Gravis: Yes, I'm adopting Turner and you cowards can't tell me no!

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Nya: What are you writing?

Kai: Sensei Wu wants to know what kind of weapons we have. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Nya, looking over Kai's shoulder: This just says 'f-ck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Chamille: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Paleman: Damn, if people did that to each other, Tox would've killed me years ago.

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Shade: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*

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Chamille: You're alive.

Griffin: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Shade: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Bolobo: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

Shade: Because they're dead.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @champmorado !!

Unfortunately I have nothing jaw dropping to offer but I will wish u a very happy day

With lots of peace and great great emotions

I really hope our timezones aren't too different and that I'm not, like, late or somethinggg

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Griffin: Why is there blood everywhere?

Tox: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Griffin: You stabbed someone?!

Tox: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Ash: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Ash: That's why I own TEN guns.

Ash: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.