ninjasmudge
ninjasmudge
babygirl defender
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they/them. adult. call me shark. robots, cats, shitposts and my art. 0% drama here. almost everything goes in the queue
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ninjasmudge · 9 hours ago
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ninjasmudge · 11 hours ago
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Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.
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ninjasmudge · 15 hours ago
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gee lancer how come your dad lets you have three dads?
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ninjasmudge · 17 hours ago
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thinking with your pussy, or cuntemplating,
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ninjasmudge · 18 hours ago
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ninjasmudge · 18 hours ago
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Watch as I hopelessly cling to any given Alex Hirsch character
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ninjasmudge · 20 hours ago
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Anyone else fuck with individual songs? Who is the artist? I dunno. What album is it from? Shut up. What year was it released? *tim allen grunt* What's the title of the track? Fuck you. But it goes like this: *poorly memorized chorus*
I love that song. Do not ask me anything about it.
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ninjasmudge · 21 hours ago
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Reading the new checks that might come in due to the Online Safety Act in the UK and this is actually bullshit
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[Image Transcript:
And how will I prove my age?
There’s a number of methods a site or app might use to ask you to confirm your age. They might do this check themselves or use another company to do the check. These methods include:
Facial age estimation – you show your face via photo or video, and technology analyses it to estimate your age. 
Open banking – you give permission for the age-check service to securely access information from your bank about whether you are over 18. The age-check service then confirms this with the site or app.
Digital identity services – these include digital identity wallets, which can securely store and share information which proves your age in a digital format.
Credit card age checks – you provide your credit card details and a payment processor checks if the card is valid. As you must be over 18 to obtain a credit card this shows you are over 18.
Email-based age estimation – you provide your email address, and technology analyses other online services where it has been used – such as banking or utility providers - to estimate your age.  
Mobile network operator age checks – you give your permission for an age-check service to confirm whether or not your mobile phone number has age filters applied to it. If there are no restrictions, this confirms you are over 18. 
Photo-ID matching – this is similar to a check when you show a document. For example, you upload an image of a document that shows your face and age, and an image of yourself at the same time – these are compared to confirm if the document is yours.
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Not only is this such a fucking breach of privacy, but this is going to hurt adults in vulnerable and abusive situations. Some adults don’t have bank accounts or credit cards or even a fucking phone. I’m one of them. I could not give half of this information even if I wanted to. What the fuck is this. Fuck the UK government. This isn’t going to protect kids, this is just going to hurt adults, and I know full well when they say “sites that allow pornography” they’re going to be going after sites that have huge amounts of queer content, like tumblr and Ao3. Queer kids are gonna lose their fucking communities because of this shit. Abuse victims are going to lose online support systems because of this.
I’m genuinely fucked off about this, and worried about whether I’m going to lose every single one of my online friends. Anyone in the UK, please email your MP and sign this petition. It needs to reach 100k signatures to pass through Parliament.
I’m only hoping the backlash will be big enough for them to stop implementing these measures.
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ninjasmudge · 1 day ago
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happy wavewave wednesday!! 🌊🌊
shockwave learns a new greeting 🐱💙💜
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ninjasmudge · 1 day ago
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just talk to her dude
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ninjasmudge · 1 day ago
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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that
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ninjasmudge · 1 day ago
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ninjasmudge · 1 day ago
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I saw your post about leaving BlueSky on BlueSky. The law that made BlueSky add ID verification is also going to affect Tumblr eventually, because every social media site is going to make UK residents provide ID and proof they are over 18. BlueSky just enacted it before others unfortunately. ☹️
i have to hold out hope tumblr will count as a blogging platform instead or i can find a way to use a good vpn or maybe just that they hold out for as long as possible bc tumblrs lazy. i cant be a hermit i dont want to
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ninjasmudge · 1 day ago
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Legolas and Gimli, Lord of the Rings
Artist: Dagmar Jung, 2003
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ninjasmudge · 2 days ago
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3 normal kids and one guy who JUST realised he can dress up (me figuring out how i like to draw these guys + lightworld ralsei bc i said so)
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ninjasmudge · 2 days ago
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to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition
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ninjasmudge · 2 days ago
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I await one who values truth over all else.
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