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THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANNOT

Sakusa and Ushijima taking care of their kids headcanons !

request:  Can I request Sakusa and Ushijima taking care of their baby when their mom!s/o isn’t here ?

a/n: yesss omi and toshi taking care of their kids when they’re babies aslfjkd i love this. tysm for the requests !! i’m really happy to be writing again since i took a break for a bit after school ended!! warnings: manga spoilers, panicking and confused fathers lol

SAKUSA KIYOOMI

why we going so fUCKING FAST DAMN WOAHHHHH

He had the week off from practices and anything else because they had just finished off the season

You, sadly, did not get the same luxury of having a whole week off because even tho your husband made enough money, you still wanted and needed a job

So you had to go to work and your guys’ nanny had called and been like “yo im sick as fuck” and Omi went “ahaha don’t come near us <3″ 

It was too last minute to hire another nanny, but he’s perfectly capable of taking care of your guys’ two month old child… right?

Wrong

It had been a few hours since you had left for work and he was having some weird staring contest with Hitoshi 

Omi knew that Toshi was going to use his diaper soon enough and he just… he was in fear

After sitting there for a few minutes, he started stress cleaning and ended up gearing up to change Toshi’s diaper

Omi: *is literally performing rituals to make sure he doesn’t get anything on him*

Hitoshi: 👁👄👁 pls clean my asscheeks i pooped <3

LMAOOO the second Omi smells the wonderful stench, he almost walks out of the house

Actually he starts to until Toshi starts sobbing and he just

“👁👄👁 they ask you how you’re doing and you have to say that you’re fine–” 

He’s wearing like an N95 mask, silicone gloves, goggles, boots (he doesn’t want to get anything on his feet if he drops it but he also struggled because who tf wears shoes in the house)

Apparently him now 

Disgrace

Toshi’s still crying and Sakusa’s really about to as well LMAO

He finally gains the courage to try and change the diaper and he begins

Even with the mask on, he can still smell the shit and he’s really about to curl up and die

Slowly he peels the dirty diaper off and internally cries as he brings it towards the trash can and realizes he just

didn’t grab another diaper

So Hitoshi’s still sobbing and Sakusa’s running across your guys’ apartment in search for the diaper box

He finds them after like three minutes and is sweating hard

Omi walks over to Hitoshi again and he’s still sniffling after crying nd he feels bad

Like yeah he hates cleaning up shit but that’s his poor son :(

So he cleans everything up and puts a new diaper on

The rest of the day actually goes pretty well unlike the half an hour where he lost probably ten years of his life

You end up coming home around 7pm and walk in on Omi cleaning the table which had food splattered everywhere

He looks so stressed and your guys’ son is just laughing so loud

You end up laughing with Hitoshi and Omi’s like “i think we need a divorce <3″

Jk

He’s actually about to cry because you’re finally home to help him with Toshi

“Never leave again” “👁👄👁 that sounds a little creepy, Yoomi” 

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

You were actually hanging out with your high school friends and he offered to take care of Riko instead of you dropping her off at your parents’ house 

He’ s a good dad!! it’s just… he’s a bit clueless sometimes and babies cry a lot

So there are moments where you’re not sure if he should be by himself with her

dw he’s gotten better since you guys first had her– he no longer stares at Riko and asks her why she’s crying for five minutes

Anyways

He’s honestly kind of concerned that he’s not the most skilled father

Like, he’s used to being the best so why does he struggle with being a dad?

This;ll be an opportunity for him to learn !!

You actually left before Riko woke up again so he was just sitting in your guys’ shared room waiting for her to make noise

You guys have a baby monitor and he stares at it sometimes

The poor machine is super intimidated

When she starts crying, he literally sprints towards her nursery (it’s quite a sight) and accidentally opens the door with too must strength, which leads to it hitting the wall

Cue Riko crying even louder

He’s standing there like

👁👄👁

It takes a few seconds before he’s apologizing to her LMAO

“Ah. I’m sorry.” *crying gets louder*

He picks her up carefully and looks her dead in the eyes, making her stop crying

They’re staring at each other now

SHhhh they’re communicating

“I’ll give you food.” 

She was actually hungry

You’ve seen him do this– yeah, you’re not sure how he does it either

So he brings her to the kitchen and she’s pulling on his hair

He do be used to it tho 👀

It takes him like ten minutes to find the milk formula thing because every second he tried to put Riko down, she’d cry

So he adjusted and has her literally in the PALM OF HIS HAND

It takes a longer than necessary to read it because he started reading the ingredients and all of the information on the back

Pls Ushijima… 

He throws that bitch (not literally) into the microwave and heats the milk up for her

Meanwhile she’s started to chew on his hands and he’s so confused

“Why are you chewing on my hand? It is not food, Riko.” *CHOMP* 

When her milks done, he struggles to figure out how to hold her but it’s okay, it works out in the end

The rest of the day is full of the same confusion and by the time you come home, you see him reading the ads in Riko’s childrens book to her and she’s passed out

“Waka-chan, you don’t have to read the ads” “But she enjoys them.” 

…

Fair enough 

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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Could just be me, but for the third time in my life I’m obsessing over avatar the last airbender it’s just a wonderful story holy crap.

I could go on and on about how the characters are real feeling and their relationships are amazing and how the world building really interests me to this day.

But I won’t bc the post would be rlly long

But I’m will say that avatar the last airbender had such an effect on all of us growing up, it came out a little bit before I could really understand how complex it is but even then I knew it was something amazing.

It was the best thing Nickelodeon has ever done and it’s always going to have a place in my heart.

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Before my ADHD diagnosis and treatment. I literally would just walk in circles around my house and room when I was bored, not knowing it was my brain searching desperately for stimulation.

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Adhd things part 4:

The title of this serise gets shorter and shorter every part because.

Me: *drinks caffine*

Me: *sweats*

Me: Ah yes, energy.

Actually having a difficult time functioning and doing stuff but I’m the funny friend so instead of worrying about maybe failing the semester I make fun of my 69 D, nice.

Constantly making different versions of myself in my mind while trying to figure out “what I want to be when I grow up”

Turns on incredibly overstimulating music because I don’t want to think

No think, only cats paw pad things.

Weird fixation with chopsticks

I relate more to animals tbh

BIRDSBIRDSBIRDS I LOVE BIRDS

Someone does something even remotely interesting “I WANT TO TRY ONFKDJKE”

Being good at school till I needed to start waking myself up now I wake up 5 minutes before I go or 3 hours no in between.

Did I spell in between right.

Yes.

Me writing dialogue*: *leaves in the dialogue starters in the margins and turns it in.

The dialogue starters: [she thought that was really cool, but not too cool, she’s too cool to think things are cool]

I drank water like 2 weeks ago and got 2 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours why is my head hurting.

My mom giving child me ibeprophen: “drugsdrugsdrugsdrugs.”

HAVING LIKE 30 MINCRAFT WORLDS BECAUSE I LIKE THE FEELING OF STSRTING OVER.

Shoeboxes filled with random things from my childhood.

VERY SMALL OR VERY BIG ANIMALS

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More things I do bc of my adhd (pt.3):

“I am an alien, and I have to pretend to be human.”

Forgets the lyrics of a song I rlly like as soon as someone asks about it

Me at 3 am, happy rocking on my bed with my dog after loosing track of time: I’m a poser, I don’t actually have adhd, I wanna be quirky that’s it, I’m not suffering because of this. I’m fine.

Thinking the thing I do where I get completely obsessed with one thing for 3 months is normal (thanks a hyperfixation past me)

“Door”

My physical and mental health is low, but rewatching all my childhood favs will fix it.

Kinning all tv and anime characters that fit the “funny clumsy friend” category.

AHHHHHHGGGGG

Stealing Christmas lights from the holiday box in my basement and hanging them up in my room because it’s too bland.

*becomes aware of my surroundings for the first time that say*: HOW DID I GET HERE??

“Where did I leave my phone?”

Making my friends pay extra close attention to the movie I picked because it’s rlly good and they need to love it too.

FUN OUTFIT THAT FIGHTS GENDERROLES WILL MAKE SAD GO AWAY YEAH

*a show I started watching is getting a new season in a year*: hm I’m gonna put that in my calendar.

A year passes: why was this in my calendar?

Re hyper fixating on my old hyper fixations.

*watches my avatar the last airbender dvd set to cope with growing up*

PICHUFUNKO POPHEDNBDJD

Busy listening to music and leaves Bluetooth headphone case somewhere

*unfocases eyes*

“Ew don’t touch me.”

*draws on self with marker*

Hyper fixation with feather pens (I LOVE RHEM SO MUCH)

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Things I’ve caught myself doing unconsciously because for ADHD pt.2:

It took my a solid 2 and a half minutes to spell unconsciously using autocorrect

*forgets own birthday but remembers it only because it’s aberham Lincoln’s birthday*

Someone tells me something but I didn’t catch it and I don’t want to ask them again “poggers”

*taps teeth together to the chorus of the wonder pets theme*

*stays up till 7 am and isn’t tired* but if I don’t TRY and go to sleep at 11 I will die.

Me: *stares off into the abis*

My parents: what’s wrong did something happen at school?

Me thinking about loss, the meaning of life, and how waffles have those little dips as syrup holders: yeah, you know my math teacher, haha, always giving us too much homework, haha.

*doesn’t understand something like a social construct but fitting in the norm so I don’t feel weird*

*talks to wall about my day*

Me as a child: um, idk how social interaction works to I’ll just copy off the people around me

Me now: uhhhhhhhhhhh how do I act now?? I’ve never been in this situation???

If it clicks, I take it.

Me finding something I’m interested in: yessssss

Me ranting to my friends about said thing: I don’t know why crows have such a bad rep they’re lovely animals

*talks to the robin I named Bruce that lives in a tree next to my house*

Someone says they don’t like the thing I like and don’t want to talk about its with me:

The light draining from my eyes: Ahh

*me forgetting what this post was about Oml*

*gets attached to inanimate object*: your name is Jeffrey

I name everything I get attached to Jeffrey.

I was best friends with a spider that lived on me ceiling and cried when he died. I had a funeral and everything.

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Things I’ve caught myself unconsciously doing because of adhd:

Repeating the word “crunchy” for 5 minutes straight after reading out loud

*happy rocking*

Reading a book that google said took 13 hours in 5 hours in one session.

Reading a book that google said would take 5 hours in a year because I dropped it somewhere and forgot it existed.

Someone likes that?? I’m going to like it too!!! (Likes it a little too much and begins to spiral into brainrot)

Writes a little too fast but brain go faster and I forget words but when I proofread things it looks fine because I’m reading too fast

AHHHHHHHG

Grr

*more random sounds because that’s how I do*

Nothing I say making sense

“HEH? HUH? WHAT?”

“Oops I forgot”

IM HUNGRY BUT IM NOT

Time isn’t real

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Hey yes it's me again, reminding yall to SUPPORT CONTENT CREATORS and REBLOG ART AND WRITING :)

because appearently people here forgot that the ones who post original content would like to be supported. (and not because we're selfish, but because CREATING ORIGINAL CONTENT IS DIFFICULT AND TAKES TIME, and not receiving support is really demotivating. )

Now take a look at these.

The notes i used to get some months ago:

And the notes i get now:

People literally stopped reblogging art. (and tumblr hiding our posts and not suggesting them to other people SURELY DOESN'T HELP😀) Which makes me wonder.

WHY TF AREN'T PEOPLE REBLOGGING ORIGINAL CONTENT ANYMORE?

Reblogging is the only way you can help artists and writers to get the stuff they post seen by others, and it lets us understand that people care about what we do. Consider it like... giving a tip to the artist: they make original content, and if you really like it, you reblog it, helping them and also making them happy :). (Also if people don't reblog, small artists will never have the occasion to shine so PLEASE do it.)

Also, Liking a post is nice, yeah, but unfortunately it won't get the post anywhere.

So. If you like an artist/writer and wish to support them, LIKE but also REBLOG, it takes two seconds to click that green arrow button and share something with your followers and people should learn again how to do that.