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WOW. Dropping your Kryptonian cousin off in an orphanage is pretty bad But "Letting them permanently lose their superpowers and then wiping their memory so they have no recollection of who they are or where they come from" takes the cake, congrats. Action Comics 333

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See you want to be sympathetic to teenagers, because so often their resistance to adults comes from something honest ...but then they genuinely start to do something deeply stupid or dangerous and you remember why we don't trust 15 year olds to make their own decisions. Action Comics 333

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Wow that one's DARK Not only did he just steal her chance to get adopted, he also convinced the people around her she was dangerously violent WHILE destroying something important to her Action Comics 333

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A. Why is the box unlocked B. Why do you have a still unused variety on display Action Comics 333

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Is there a paper in Metropolis run by J Jonah Jameson now? Action Comics 333

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Superman taking a vacation is probably something the world should prepare for more often. Expecting him to be on duty 24/7/365 is not health for anybody Action Comics 333

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Clark's got 100 of these things by now at not one means as much to him as the Journalism degree he actually worked for Action Comics 333

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Lex. Superman did not break her heart. You did. And the fact you won't accept that means you are bound to do it again. Action Comics 333

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"And in THIS universe, Clark is about to have his first gay experience behind the bushes at the swimming hole!" Action Comics 332

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Well at least this is an interdimensionally CONSISTENT bad idea! Action Comics 332

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I will bring it up every time. it is VERY funny to me that Lex's start of darkness was just him losing his hair. He's like if Patrick Stewart were pathetic Action Comics 332

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That would...change things. Sure she'd be AROUND humans but she's never truly BECOME one. Clark was raised human, by human parents with human dreams and expectations. That's not the same thing as playing human in public Action Comics 332

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So...I guess that confirms Zor El is the smarter of the brothers Action Comics 332

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Lex. You met and married her under false pretenses. Used her as a prop in your revenge scheme. And then lied about it! Clark did not do that! YOU did that! Action Comics 332

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The Joker gets a lot of shit for this compulsion, let us all agree Lex is JUST AS BAD about this Action Comics 332

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Still doesn't change the fact that what Silver Age Lois considers "brave" is actually just a really good way to die young

Lois I think being nervous about sidling along a 2 foot ledge 30 stories up for a newspaper stunt is logical, actually Action Comics 331

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Can't be Gotham without high school theater levels of over dramatization

Based. Action Comics 330