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me @ myself to prove I’m alive when I’ve been ghosting fr lol

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"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism

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“On all levels except physical, I am a twink.”

~Jayce Talis, probably

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Hey y’all, so as some of you know because I got into a little bit of a silly goofy mood a few weeks ago and got into some DMs, I’m kind of going through it a bit rn and stressing bad, but I’m also trying to work through it as best I can. But I’m alive lol.

That being said, I’ve taken a small hiatus from tumblr recently but I am working on coming back to it, so please keep tagging me in things and know that I see all the notifications and it makes me happy to know that y’all are thinking of me.

I’m also working on a little treat that I hope people will enjoy, and let’s just say that it might be a little…

sticky sweet 😉

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Nothing. They said absolutely nothing 😂

One time in middle school we had to write a creative essay and I asked if I could write a short story instead but then I procrastinated it enough that I never did so I told my sister that I wanted to write one where I met Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan, and Billy Boyd (this was during the time when Two Towers/Return of the King came out) because I had a crush on Frodo/Elijah Wood so I went to bed and she stayed up until 2am and wrote me a RPF for my assignment where I met them and Elijah fell in love with me while they taught me how to surf and we ended up getting married and I turned it in and pretended I wrote it.

So you can play at being cringe, but I was forged in it.

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STEDDIE || Sonnet 29

With TikTok being banned in a few days, o thought I’d post some of my favorite content here bc I spent so much time making these and they deserve to still exist somewhere.

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This one still works to give you an idea of things for yourself for free. To be actually diagnosed, it always cost money where I’m at.

https://embrace-autism.com/raads-r/

THEY PUT A FUCKING PAYWALL ON THE RAADS R TEST

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hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ 

so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.

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just saw your tags on the bus post. Is there any way one of your coworkers lives near enough you can carpool, and you can give them some cash instead? I'm sure that'd save you some money.

I’ve done that when able, but where I live rn I’m not near anyone really. It’s really in the boonies. There’s only one coworker who lives somewhat nearby, and they do give me a ride home sometimes when our schedules line up, but our shifts very rarely do. They’re a closer and I tend to work opening or mid-morning shifts. Plus they’ve been giving up their shifts a lot. They were supposed to give me a ride home the other night but they ended up giving that shift up lol

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I’m the devil on their shoulder telling them to shave it all off.

But I believe in equality and I tell women, nonbinary, and everyone else the same exact thing too.

men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking

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A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.

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Prompt Idea: Danny has plot armor.

To start off, Danny’s whole family knows he’s Phantom, and they had to run from Amity because of the GIW. They wind up in Gotham because that’s the one place that The Government doesn’t really mess with.

The reason behind Danny’s plot armor is that in this world, Danny became incredibly overprotective of his friends and family in order to make sure he doesn’t wind up as Dan, ironically making the chance of that happening much greater than before.

In order to prevent this, Clockwork gives Danny and his family a blessing. It works like this.

Imagine you rolled a dice. To Clockwork, there are now 6+ possible alternate timelines that can ensue. Clockwork’s blessing allows those possible timelines to be restricted to only one or two, all of them good for the Fenton family.

In effect, it was like plot armor. Scarecrow attacks a library with Jazz inside? Oh, looks like her parents need her to pick up Danny early, or she drank too much water and needs to go to the bathroom, which just so happens to have a window just in reach that she can escape from.

Maddy needs to get a job? Well, Jazz’s university needs a new chemistry professor (last one was kidnapped by a rogue) and they’re in a bit of a rush so they’ll skip looking for a teaching certificate. No one cares anyways, it’s Gotham.

Jack needs something to do? Well, besides hunting ghosts, he’d always wanted to open a food truck! With Jazzy making sure nothings contaminated and some (slightly modified) recipes from the Ghost Zone, he can finally chase his dream in a big city with his Phantom Food Vehicle! He wonders what some of those shady men came up to him for, or that odd stout fella in the tux.

(The Phantom Food Truck has become a recent cryptid in Gotham. Except it’s not a cryptid, because everyone’s seen the video of the truck hurtling down the street like it’s chasing down the devil, cop cars and vigilantes alike on its tail. And yet, no one could find it. Not even the Bats. That’s about when everyone gave up. When they learned that you don’t find it, the Phantom Food Truck finds you.)

As for Danny? He’s entirely unaware of this, to focused on keeping his head down. It works, for a while. Before fate came knocking in the form of a wicked smile, as if there solely to ruin his day.

The Joker wasn’t having a good day either. He started out having a jolly old time, joker toxin gassing a small high school, making sure to leave macabre presents for his dear Batsy, and then what happens? This random kid just starts running around, helping students, saving teachers, what’s he gonna do next huh? Save a cat from a tree?

What’s worse, his useless henchmen couldn’t even land a hit on the kid! He swears, Bill doesn’t even seem to be trying.

Whatever, they managed to corner the brat, looked like he was standing in front of some other children. So Joker lines the shot, and he fires.

The gun jams.

Alrighty, he takes one from a random mook, and he shoots again.

The gun jams.

No one’s moving at this point. Where there was once dread and tension in the air, there’s just confusion. So Joker points the gun at a goon, pulls the trigger, the shot goes off.

He turns back to the Robin-ish looking twink, and he pulls the trigger.

The gun jams.

And as he starts walking towards the kid to just kill it himself, he wakes up in the Arkham hospital wing with his last memory of the encounter being him slipping on the glowing green contents of some weird looking thermos that the kid had thrown earlier in the fight. What the FUCK was that.

Clockwork doesn’t even care how pissed the Observers are any more, this is hilarious.

it's to the point of ridiculousness that the Bats have an entire file on Danny and they think he's a meta with a luck ability and nothing else.

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Mutuals can DM. Mutuals can ask for Discord. Mutuals can rip open my corpse and huddle inside it for warmth.

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Scoops, your tags are killing me

But out of everything, my favorite is the last one. Jfc rip Wayne 😂

Ps. I’m so glad you liked it!

I have never written omegaverse in my life, but since I’ve recently-ish started reading more of it:

Unpresented Eddie who never quite lost his baby fat and everyone at school always teases him because his scent, faint as it is while still young, carries definite hints of marshmallow. Just pure, sugary sweet. Everyone, including Eddie himself, is 100% sure he’ll present as an omega.

Then one day, with the additional horrifying level of happening during gym class, his scent suddenly blooms into campfire and earthiness and toasted marshmallow as he enters the preliminary stage of his presentation rut.

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I was going to say something along these lines but I think these say it just about enough. He didn’t want a clone or facsimile. He wanted Maddie.

credit to @idonotpretendtoknow and @maxattax

do you think vlad didnt try to clone maddie because it is illegal? like cloning humans is illegal. you can’t say that about (half) ghosts though

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Just a reminder that Kyle Prue’s book is now officially out and it has a great compilation of his TikTok advice.

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“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm