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Asmo being forced by pact to fish with Solomon LMAO

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ummmm ahoy <3

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MC: I will make you a full meal if you can order it in full tagalog.

Beel: *breathes in* *then nods*

MC: Let's begin!

Beel: Hoy, ate! Uhh...

Beel: Ako gutom. Huh.

MC: Ano gusto mo?

Beel: Huh? Ano?

MC: Ano gusto mo?

Beel: Di ko alam ano sinasabi mo. *waving his hand dismissively*

MC: *wheezes*

Beel: Aaang gago kayo ah!

MC: *laughs*

Beel: Ang mainit. Ahyoooooo.

MC: You didn't even order anything. *still laughing*

Beel: Be, pancit canton.

MC: Okay.

Beel: Bilis. Bilis.

MC: Okay. Hahaha.

Beel: *pointing at his watch* Teka muna.

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What if a Filipina mc got in devildom? How would the characters react? you're pretty good at your work ^^

Filipina!MC

Diavolo: Welcome to Devildom. *smiles*

MC: Hala...

Diavolo: ...?

MC: Napunta ba ako dito dahil sa kademonyuhan ko?

Lucifer: Diavolo, what is she saying?

Diavolo: I don't understand it too...

Satan: *approaches MC* Hey, can you speak to a language we could understand?

MC: *looks at him* *blushes*

Satan: ...

Asmo: *giggles* How cute.

MC: *in a cutesy voice* Anong pangalan mo, kuya?

Satan: ...?

Asmo: She's asking your name.

Satan: Erm... I am Satan.

MC: *eyes widened* Satan? Satanas? Hala! Blondie si Satanas?!!

Asmo: *laughs*

Satan: Hey, Asmo! Come here a second! I know you could understand her!

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Beel: I'm hungry.

MC: Ako din. Wala bang adobo dito?

Beel: What is "adobo"?

MC: Chicken with soy sauce.

Beel: *pulls her to the kitchen* Cook that food.

MC: Wala naman manok dito eh!

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Belphie: How can you be so dumb?

MC: Aba, malay ko. Soft-hearted lang ako, hindi matalino.

Asmo: *laughs*

Belphie: Damn you, Asmo! You're the only one enjoying this-!

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Mammon: Hey, can you lend me some money?

MC: No. Bente pesos na nga lang pera ko, kukunin mo pa?

Mammon: *pinches her cheek* Talk to a language we could understand!!!

MC: Aray naman!

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Lucifer: You're going to study here for six months.

MC: Pwedeng hindi na lang?

Lucifer: *glares*

MC: Sabi ko nga. Sungit mo.

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Simeon: Nice meeting you, MC.

MC: Shit. Ang sexy.

Simeon: *understood the last word* Hehe, thank you.

MC: Pwede na ako kunin ni lord. Isama mo na ako.

Simeon: Um... What?

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yes!! i love your filipina headcannons, as a filipina, this is something i would say while i was still in highschool, lol part 2 on filipina!mc plus mc feeding the cast with dinuguan or bikol express or kare-kare or isaw or kwer-kwek or or palabok or even sisig?

You made me searched what these foods were made of.

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MC: Kuya Levi, samahan mo naman ako.

Levi: *using a translator app* Where? It's already late.

MC: Anong "late"? Wala naman nga na umaga dito. Puro gabi. Kaya pala ang puputi ninyo.

Levi: *frowns at her* You know it scares me how you could nag words in a single line.

MC: Tara na kasi! *starts yanking on his jacket*

Levi: Fine! Fine! Let go of me!

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MC: *makes a disgusted face*

Levi: See? Nothing is edible for you.

MC: *sniffles*

Levi: ... What now?

MC: Miss ko na luto ng nanay ko. Lalo na iyong dinuguan? Kapag kinatay na ni nanay yung manok na tandang ni tatay.

Levi: ...

Levi: I don't know if I should laugh or pity you.

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Asmo: So girl~ How are you settling in?

MC: Ang sungit ni Barbatos.

Asmo: *laughs* He's always like that~ Don't mind him.

MC: Ikaw lang ata friendly dito sa lugar na ito eh.

Asmo: Well, Filipinas like you are fun to be with.

MC: *eyes sparkle* Talaga?!!

Asmo: *nods*

MC: Yay! Besties na tayo ah?

Asmo: Sure thing, MC. *smiles*

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Solomon: MC, I have learned a filipino phrase recently. Wanna hear it?

MC: *nods*

Solomon: *clears throat* Huwag tutuhog ng dalawa, dapat isa lang.

MC: *hits him on the shoulder* Uy, bad yan!

Solomon: Ouch! What's with you?!

MC: *does it with hand gestures* Naiintindihan mo?

Solomon: *face reddens* *backs away from MC*

MC: Ano?

Solomon: *pouts* Pervert. You're planning to molest me?

MC: *shocked* Ano ka? Virgin pa ako ano!

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MC: Luke, kainin mo ito. *gives him kwer-kwek*

Luke: What is this?

MC: Itlog na pugo na isinawsaw sa orange na food color.

Luke: ... *laughs nervously*

MC: *waves her hand dismissively* You eat this. It's good.

Luke: *steps backward* *runs*

MC: Hoy!!! Hindi naman kita lalasunin!

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nearly forgot to put this here fghjdfgd,, happy birthday barbatos!!!

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Satan: *sparkly, heart eyes because he saw something related to cat*

Me, internally: You leave me no choice but to kiss you.

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Asmo: Hehe, I told Beel that his ears turn red when he lies.

Satan: Oh?

Lucifer: Beel, I heard someone destroyed Madam Scream’s yesterday. Did you do it?

Beel: [covering his ears] No…?

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You can't tell me this DIDN'T happen afterwards-

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shows up late to the party with literally nothing

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Demon Brothers: Pay attention to me, MC! I should be your only man! Ignore my brothers, in fact ignore anyone who isn’t me. *jumps on fucking bed* I shall never let you know a moment’s peace unless you declare your undying love for me daily! *backflip* You love me right? Of course you do. *juggles knives* Tell me you love me right now MC. Do it. Tell. Me. You. LOVE ME!! *fucking tears a hole in the space-time continuum* *Barbatos sobs in the distance*

Now-Dateables: Oh hi MC, would you like a slice of cake and a cup of tea? You can sit next to me if you like, don’t feel you have to though. Haha, joking…unless? 🥺 Haha, nah I really am joking. Sit wherever you’re most comfortable. May I hold your hand? You don’t have to say yes, spending time with you is enough. Ah, what a perfect afternoon.

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👀 and Barbatos? 💗

Barbatos was LOOKING (respectfully, of course 😘)

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Happy Pride Month. Obey Me characters are all canonically inside the multisexual/multiromantic spectrum. Have a nice day.

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Another really old draft I had in my folder, feels like I’m accomplishing something great in life just by finishing wips 😂 Do you guys have a suggestion of a fandom I’ve forgotten about and should post of again?

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