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Good morning
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Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?
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My four year old daughter smokes the ends of all my cigarettes to 'eliminate needless waste and promote an eco-friendly lifestyle'. I love how empathetic she already is at such a young age <3 #momwin
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Welcome Brazilians
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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
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"light yagami is a misogynist" I say into the mic.
the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"she's right... surprising, for a woman", they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands light yagami.
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minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it
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um.. hello!
so i'm coming over there
ok?
ok so basically
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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it
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Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it
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having friends who you discuss and write niche pornography with is like. ok here’s the nuclear launch codes for my psyche. don’t do anything weird with it haha
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three different colourations of a fallow deer, photographed by Mszafran on deviantart Source here
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