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#i suddenly wanna buy a fidget spinner
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i have the weirdest feeling right now.
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yall ready for me to lie? lmao ill work on my drafts sometime this weekend. /lie
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secret relationship .
melamemea:
painful
“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”
“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”
“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”
“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”
“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”
“ are you sure we will — ? ”
“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”
“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”
“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”
“ is this a joke to you?”
“ i deleted all our texts. ”
“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”
“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”
provoked
“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”
“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”
“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”
“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”
“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”
“ is this a joke to you — ?!”
“ stop that — we’re in public. ”
“ no, not until we get home. ”
“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”
“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”
steamy
“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”
“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”
“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”
“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”
“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”
“ i missed your scent…”
“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”
“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”
“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”
“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”
“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”
innocent
“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”
“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”
“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”
“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”
“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”
“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”
“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”
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My muse is being held hostage and is being experimented on. Send me “What have they done to you?” for my muse’s response to yours finding them shackled and chained in a small room.
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pxstiiche:
Harper was living her dream life. While she’d urged Michael not to change, she didn’t mind the way things were shaping up. He had a great job and her parents had been so impressed with her new husband. They’d requested that Michael and Harper have a ceremony and party to celebrate, so she’d been busy planning that with her mom. Her dad, who she was sure would hate the age gap between his twenty year old daughter and her thirty three year old husband, was incredibly supportive because the guy had a swanky job. Besides, the two made a picturesque couple who fit right into the Vanderbilt lifestyle. She’d curled against him when he kissed her good morning, and did her best to wake up when he moved to the kitchen. By the time he came back, she smiled and sat up, kissing his lips. “Thank you, handsome…” She grinned and picked up the fork. “Do you have to go to work today? Or can you stay with me and help me pick out linen?” Another smirk as she stuck a bite of pancake past her lips.
Michael found constant astonishment in Harper. Somehow, even first thing in the morning, the only adjective he could think to describe her was ethereal. She was beautiful, from the moment she woke up. Still, that voice in the back of his head had him wondering if this was meant for him, or someone else. Briefly, he imagined another man with Harper. Silent, internal anger fumed deep inside of him. What a selfish man, he was. If life with Harper wasn’t for him, he didn’t want anyone else to be with her. To touch her, and feel her intimately like he had. “No work until later. They’ve got me on the tail end of the shift. I’m all yours until one.” He smiled at her, sat on the edge of the bed.
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Pigeon’s Pregnancy Meme.
Updated 17/2/2017
This meme list came about because I wanted ask meme list for myself to get my muses pregnant and also have a whole variety of reactions and relationships.
These can all be for platonic relationships as well as romantic.
Finding Out-
“You’re pregnant?”
“Oh my god, I can’t believe you’re pregnant.”
“Woah, you look fat- wait. You’re pregnant?!”
“How many months are you?”
“How far gone are you?”
“So… is it a boy or a girl?”
“It’s a girl/boy? Oh, how wonderful~”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were pregnant?”
“Pregnant again? You’re such a slut.”
“Do you not realise what birth control is?”
Multiples-
“Twins?! Are you freaking kidding me?”
“Twins? Oh, my god. Two cute babies at the same time!”
“Twins? Oh, you poor, poor soul.”
“Oh, my lord. Triplets?!”
“Uh-oh, triplets? Triple threat right there.”
“You can have more than one baby at a time?”
“You’re pregnant with twins from your first time?”
“Wait, how many babies did you say you were having?”
“You should go on that Octomom show.”
Unwanted-
“I’m not ready for a baby, sorry… ”
“I can’t do this, I never wanted to have a kid with you… ”
“You’re having an abortion?”
“You will be having an abortion!”
“You’re not having an abortion? Why not, it’s not like we can care for a child.”
“Look at our parents -muse name-. We are gonna be shit parents like them!”
“Just give it up for adoption.”
“We cannot care for a kid. As soon as it’s born, you will give it up for adoption.”
“I don’t want a child.”
“You’re just a whore, don’t try and trap me with a stinking brat.”
Excitement-
“I will be a good father, I swear to you.”
“I will protect you, and our baby.”
“I’m going to be a father? Wow~”
“We’re gonna have a baby~”
“I will make sure to give them, and you, all the love you desire.”
“I’m gonna be an aunt/uncle!”
“I wanna be the godmother/godfather!”
“Ooo, name them after me!”
“As the aunt/uncle/grandmother/grandfather of this kid, I will spoil them if I want to.”
Parentage-
“Who’s the father?”
“Do you even know who the father is?”
“It’s my baby? Wow…”
“It’s my baby? There’s no way… !”
“It’s not my baby?”
“You whore! You got pregnant from an affair?!”
“The baby is not mine? Who else could the father even be?”
“Please don’t lie to me… is it mine?”
“I don’t care… I will be the father no matter what.”
“It’s okay, I promise. Even if we don’t share blood, I will care for the little one as if they were my own.”
Symptoms-
“Um, sorry to be blunt, but… I think you’re leaking a little.”
“Hey, cow-tits. You’re leaking a lil’ right there.”
“Ah, you’re leaking… ”
“How can you eat that? I know cravings are weird, but damn… ”
“Woah. I can’t believe you are eating that.”
“Are you okay? I heard you throwing up… ”
“Here, it’s okay, let me hold back your hair.”
“You want some peppermint/ginger tea?”
Concerns-
“Dear, you should rest more, for the baby’s sake.”
“Put that glass down! You’re pregnant.”
“Put that out! Smoking is bad for the child!”
“Please, try to eat a little healthier, for your baby’s sake.”
“Darling, I know cravings are hell, but you can’t eat that.”
“Pickles are not a good breakfast.”
“Hey! Be careful, okay?”
“But, if you have another baby, what will happen to me?”
“What if I’m not good enough?”
Age Concerns-
“This cannot be happening! You’re way too young.”
“Babies having babies? What is the world coming to?”
“You’re pregnant? But I still imagine you as the little one who cried at -insert film name here-!”
“Um, aren’t you a little old for having kids?”
“Being pregnant at your age will throw up all kinds of problems.”
Pregnancy Buddies-
“We should go to this class together.”
“What if we have our babies at the same time?”
“Our babies could be like besties!”
“Aw, your tummy is so big now.”
“Hey, I found out my baby is a boy/girl. Do you want the babygrows I bought?”
“Hey, share some of that with me?”
“Pregnancy buddies? That is a good idea!”
Later Pregnancy-
“Your boobs are so huge.”
“Was that a kick?”
“You felt them kicking? Can… can I feel?”
“You felt them kicking?! Gross… ”
“Your belly is so round!”
“Oh wow, you’re like a goddess of motherhood.”
“Haha, you look like a whale.”
“You’re bearing life, you look beautiful.”
“They like the sound of my voice?”
“You must be due any day.”
“Can I touch your belly?”
Labour-
“Oh, dear. You do realise it’s going to hurt when you go into labour.”
“Did you pee yourself? What? Your waters are breaking?”
“Your waters broke? Oh, my god.”
“We need to get you to a hospital.”
“You’re going into labour? Shit! What do I do?!”
“You’re going into labour. Right, just come here and lay down, it’ll be fine.”
“Fuck! Ow… I think you just broke my hand… ”
“Dear, could… could you loosen your grip a little… ”
“I didn’t think you could scream that loud… ”
“I’m sorry, okay! Please stop cursing me out for knocking you up… ”
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closed starter for @pxstiiche
Benjamin stood in the kitchen, skin glistening with a sheen from an earlier work out. He chugged ice water, the cold sensation shocking his empty stomach. He’d barely eaten breakfast, and narrowly avoided lunch at the office. He hated the awkward conversation with his employees, and chose to go the the gym, and home for food. His wife had alerted him to plans for the day, and he utilized the time alone. He had texted Ava, let her know the house was empty and she should come by. His young paramour should have not been the object of his affections. He knew better, but thoughts of her had flooded his mind since the first night they’d shared together. He’d been given the opportunity to call it quits, even by Ava, but he couldn’t stay away. He heard the door open, relieved by the sight of her.
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i lost five followers while i was gone.
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@pxstiiche || closed starter
The day had started like dozens, hundreds before it. Lazily, Michael had rolled over. He kissed Harper everywhere except the mouth. He slunk off to the kitchen, cooked pancakes in the nude. Nothing was out of the ordinary. Not by a long shot. Except, of course, a nagging voice in Michael’s mind. He’d had thoughts here and there, that this wasn’t the life he was meant for. He had gotten used to being a lowly drug dealer, with a one bedroom apartment. He’d gotten used to wearing the same shirt sometimes for four days at a time. He’d traded that life for the one with her, despite her assurance he needn’t change a thing. But he never really listened well. He traded the same shirt for a new suit every day. He trading drug dealing for a swanky-as-hell analysts job, putting a ten year old degree to good work. He’d traded buses and stolen cars for a company car. The only thin that remained the same? That perfect woman, who tolerated his anger, his nitpicking. Every negative about him, she embraced like she couldn’t live without him. He carefully carried a plate into their bedroom. “I made pancakes.” Punctuated with a grin, he set the plate in front of her.
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okay apparently only the first 20 tags are actually linkable. thats fucking stupid. you cant add more than 30, but only 20 work anyways. sigh
so i changed a bunch of tags and shit right
so tell me why
on my blog
the tags dont fully work
like. this post has c. river kirby tagged but /tagged/c. river kirby doesnt work. wtf
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