noisette-and-vigi

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Noisette, DO SOMETHING!!!

Noisette: You promised ta now hurt us!

Pəppīŋœ: ...

[noisette-and-vigi]

Vigi! Oh no! Nononononono... NO! (Panically gets a new jar, and holds shoe in mouth. Onion speaks in a muffled voice) Get away from Noisette, Fake Peppino!

Fake Peppino: *Louder more unholy screech*

(Note: I was struggling so fucking much with this)

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No. Bad! Bad boi! Bad fake Peppino! Bad! Stop! Stop! Or I'm getting the SHOE. (gets a shoe out of thin air and threatens the goop with it.)

Vigilante: Damn, the jar!

Fake Peppino: *loud unholy screech*

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and noisette.

Fake Peppino: *loud unholy screech*

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Is noisette here? I dont see her yet. - robo anon

Noisette: ... why cant we just get along...

[noisette-and-vigi]

... It's fake peppino...

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No worries. (I put the hat on the clear box) Let's go find Noisette till the rain stops. (I carry vigi in the box, time for a search montage!)

Vigilante: wha...?

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Well, we gotta find her, and you're going with me. We gotta find her before she gets hurt.

Vigilantie: its pretty... tight in here... this is honestly the first time I've taken my hat off in front of other people

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Hazel where the hell are you?! Vigi is worried sick about you!

Noisette: I've been wondering where you've been!

(I realize there is something missing and i'm sorry for it)

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Noisette, are you doing okay? Vigi’s worried about you! - 👻 (Spooks Anon)

Noiette: ...

[noisette-and-vigi]

Wait a minute, can cheeseslimes fit anywhere? Hold on...

(Gets a jar in a lid)

We can find Noisette with you in this. Unbreakable! Come on! Lets go find her!

Vigilante: What am i to ya? jam?

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Simple. Here's how to find her. (I go outside the cafe, and put a bounty poster on it.) There! People like money, and 100 dollars to find her doesn't seem like a bad deal.

Ahem.

WE ARE GONNA PUT A BOUNTY ON THIS BUNNY! PLEASE RETURN HER TO US, ALIVE AND WELL, TO RECEIVE YOUR CASH PRIZE OF 100 BUCKS!

Vigilante: i cant even go to ma home to make the bounty posters. I really hope she's ok... i dont know what i do without her...

[noisette-and-vigi]

Well, she is totally not hiding in a dark alley to avoid the cops trying to get her for tax evasion -Totally not tax evasion anon

Vigilante: if only i wasn't so damn week...

(Side note headcannon: Due to Vigilante's soft delicate cheesy body, if his body were to be soaked in water he will slowly start to milt and get sticky. His nody cannot be in water. It is safe to drink but not to be in)

(Someone please talk to Noisette for her safety and my sanity)

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... Do we have a plan?

Vigilante: oh GOD! I really need ta find that girl! But where on earth could she be!?

(Someone needs to really check up on her)

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[Meanwhile with Noisette]

Noisette: ...

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Best case scenario is a smol fine.

Worst case is, um, you know...

Vigilante: ...

Vigilante: oh SHI-

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... I'm paying vigi 100 bucks to convince Noisette to stop. (gives him 100 bucks) Pls stop her from committing further Ted evasion.

Vigilante: I HAVE asked the police but not even they can find her... I'm starting to get worried... i hope she's not hurt...