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;; realizing how much i've changed as a person since i first made that promo post and have become terrified of annoying people to the point of just acting reserved all the time instead of acting excited

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Send ‘Heated Hot Springs’ For the sending muse to find the receiving muse bathing in a hot spring nude.

Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!

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$5+ CHIBI COMMISSIONS

So life decided to fuck me in the A this month, right before my big move from Ohio to North Carolina. I have a solid $7 to my name and currently no other means of making money for things like bills and groceries!

So, I'm going to open up some simple commissions, consisting of simple and chibi character art! Short commission guide below!

GUIDELINES:

Commissions are pay-what-you-want to a minimum of $5. If you're interested, simply DM me what you want to pay and I'll give you an example of what that could get you!

I take payment through CashApp only. Payment will not be requested until after the artwork is finished, but will be requested before the finished work is sent.

References are encouraged, but not required.

Finally, there's no limit on slots for these, but I will keep tabs of the Queue Here!

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The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

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Send me a  💋 to shut my muse up with a kiss. Add +reverse for my muse to kiss yours to shut them up.

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@kolak-magiya​: ❛ i will keep hurting. i will keep killing. anything to protect you. ❜ - Xadai to Porrima :3c 

          “X--Xadai--” he sputters, his ears dropping. “Don’t say stuff like that-- my life ain’t worth the life of someone else--”

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darker vibes

❛ i would let you rip me apart if it meant loving you. ❜

❛ this fear you feel? it won’t last. ❜

❛ you are my salvation. ❜

❛ i revolt you, don’t i? ❜

❛ get the hell away from me. ❜

❛ i want to sink my teeth into every inch of you. ❜

❛ i’ll be your dirty little secret, if that’s what you’re into. ❜

❛ worship me. until i tell you to stop. ❜

❛ don’t you know how sick with love i am for you? ❜

❛ fucking hit me already. ❜

❛ i would burn the world for you. ❜

❛ i don’t want to be good, no matter how hard you wish it. ❜

❛ i don’t know how you’ve bewitched me, but it needs to stop. ❜

❛ fix me. ❜

❛ they die for love, you kill for it. ❜

❛ you are mine, whether you agree or not. ❜

❛ do you like it when i bleed for you? ❜

❛ i will keep hurting. i will keep killing. anything to protect you. ❜

❛ i’m starved for you, morning and night. ❜

❛ now i get to ravish you. ❜

❛ i am your god and your executioner. ❜

❛ you are doing so well, my pet. ❜

❛ you’re my sweetest poison. ❜

❛ let’s do something about that mouth of yours. ❜

❛ your fascination with me will be your death. ❜

❛ you’re the monster that’s enticed me into your bed. ❜

❛ all you can say are pretty lies. ❜

❛ the fucked up thing is that it isn’t enough to just love you. ❜

❛ you’ve broken me. all i can think about is you. ❜

❛ you’ll beg for more. ❜

❛ an eternity with you would never satisfy me. ❜

❛ i would gladly let you drag me to hell. ❜

❛ everything i’ve done.. every horrible atrocity, it’s been for you. ❜

❛ you’re a fucking nightmare. kiss me. ❜

❛ feel grateful that i allow you to touch me. ❜

❛ every time your lips touch my skin, you burn me from the inside out. ❜

❛ there’s no black or white, only gray. ❜

❛ no one touches what’s mine. ❜

❛ make me indifferent, make me horrible. ❜

❛ i could never be the one to love you. i can only be the one that kills you. ❜

❛ your lips are poison, your laugh a curse. ❜

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wrist pinning (◡‿◡✿) 

hair tugging (◕‿◕✿) 

wall slamming (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

POSSESSIVE BEHAVIOR (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧

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B. DYLAN HOLLIS HISTORICAL COOKING SENTENCE STARTERS P. 1 various lines taken from TikTok user bdylanhollis ‘s cooking videos of historical recipes. Some are funny, some are serious so take that into account. Feel free to modify as needed. Make sure to specify the muse it is for for multimuses!

“ This isn’t food, it’s a war crime! “ “ If there’s one thing I’ve learned, Jello is inevitable. “ “ Just like my relationships, candy is unhealthy. “ “ I’m a bit scared. “ “ Your time has come! “ “ Are you a sorcerer? “ “ There shouldn’t be 8 to 10 cups of anything! “ “  This is ridiculous! “ ” From my personal experience, depression and ice cream are a match made in heaven. “ “ How am I supposed to survive the apocalypse if I can’t survive oats? “ “ Sweetie, this needs a lot of things. ” “ It’s an interesting idea because it’s awful. “ “ It tastes like an identity crisis on a plate. “ “ We meet again. : “ What’s the point?! “ “ What have you perfected?! GARBAGE?! “ “ If I cut off my feet, do we still have to do this? “ “ There are too many things happening. “ “ Looks good, but looks can be deceiving. “ “ I wouldn’t mind it in a coal mine, but in a coal mine I am not. “ “ I’ll take a divorce. “ “ …Do you think it could hear me? “ “ Any less and it might gain consciousness. ” “ What’s scary is it isn’t terrible. “ “ French Revolution your pineapple! “ “ We don’t know what it is either! “ “ Remember kids, the main ingredient in pie crust is self-doubt. “ “ Here come the tears. Like my mom after a glass of wine. “ “ Honey that ship has sailed. “ “ It tastes good but it feels like a preexisting condition. “ “ They have this for breakfast. Now that’s what you call bravery. ” “ You’re gonna die here! Yes! “ “ Add one very lonely egg. “ “ What exactly are we trying to raise up? Hope? “ “ What is with dead people and their obsession with lard?! “ “ No officer, there’s no shell in there.” [Pulls out egg shell from bowl]  “ So far so good!” [30 seconds later] “I take it back. “ “ Bake to my liking? Sweetie none of this is to my liking. ” “ Don’t come back! “ “ It came back…” “ This is what I’d imagine a toiletbrush to taste like.” “ Oh I just know this is going to be awful…” “ Disgusting wasn’t enough for you? “ “ Call the U.N. ! “ “…You’re a piece of work. “ “ I should have gone to church. “

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B. DYLAN HOLLIS HISTORICAL COOKING SENTENCE STARTERS P. 1 various lines taken from TikTok user bdylanhollis ‘s cooking videos of historical recipes. Some are funny, some are serious so take that into account. Feel free to modify as needed. Make sure to specify the muse it is for for multimuses!

“ This isn’t food, it’s a war crime! “ “ If there’s one thing I’ve learned, Jello is inevitable. “ “ Just like my relationships, candy is unhealthy. “ “ I’m a bit scared. “ “ Your time has come! “ “ Are you a sorcerer? “ “ There shouldn’t be 8 to 10 cups of anything! “ “  This is ridiculous! “ ” From my personal experience, depression and ice cream are a match made in heaven. “ “ How am I supposed to survive the apocalypse if I can’t survive oats? “ “ Sweetie, this needs a lot of things. ” “ It’s an interesting idea because it’s awful. “ “ It tastes like an identity crisis on a plate. “ “ We meet again. : “ What’s the point?! “ “ What have you perfected?! GARBAGE?! “ “ If I cut off my feet, do we still have to do this? “ “ There are too many things happening. “ “ Looks good, but looks can be deceiving. “ “ I wouldn’t mind it in a coal mine, but in a coal mine I am not. “ “ I’ll take a divorce. “ “ …Do you think it could hear me? “ “ Any less and it might gain consciousness. ” “ What’s scary is it isn’t terrible. “ “ French Revolution your pineapple! “ “ We don’t know what it is either! “ “ Remember kids, the main ingredient in pie crust is self-doubt. “ “ Here come the tears. Like my mom after a glass of wine. “ “ Honey that ship has sailed. “ “ It tastes good but it feels like a preexisting condition. “ “ They have this for breakfast. Now that’s what you call bravery. ” “ You’re gonna die here! Yes! “ “ Add one very lonely egg. “ “ What exactly are we trying to raise up? Hope? “ “ What is with dead people and their obsession with lard?! “ “ No officer, there’s no shell in there.” [Pulls out egg shell from bowl]  “ So far so good!” [30 seconds later] “I take it back. “ “ Bake to my liking? Sweetie none of this is to my liking. ” “ Don’t come back! “ “ It came back…” “ This is what I’d imagine a toiletbrush to taste like.” “ Oh I just know this is going to be awful…” “ Disgusting wasn’t enough for you? “ “ Call the U.N. ! “ “…You’re a piece of work. “ “ I should have gone to church. “

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Guy wearing a harness at pride except it says "NERVOUS" on it

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Noticing Trauma sentence starters

Feel free to alter dialogue to suit your muse!

“That really spooked you.” 

“I don’t want to pry, but.. I want you to know I also want to listen, if you want someone to talk to.” 

“Well, pretend I’m not here. What would you say if nobody could hear it?” 

“Does this happen a lot?” 

“Hey, what happened between you two?” 

“When is the last time you ate?”

“Is this okay?” 

“Hey.” 

“This is the third meal you’ve missed this week, are you okay?” 

“[Name]?” 

“What did he/she/they do?” 

“This … hurts you.” 

“You don’t feel safe, here.” 

“When you look at [trigger], you… what is that?” 

“What can I do?” 

“You were crying in your sleep.” 

“What do you dream about?” 

“Whenever you get stressed, you do this thing with your hands. What is it?” 

“You’re right, I don’t understand, yet. Will you help me?” 

“Should I leave a light on for you?” 

“I brought you some water.” 

“I won’t judge you.” 

“It doesn’t have anything to do with trust. You don’t have to tell me. But I’ll listen, if you do.” 

“Count your breaths with me, okay? Ready? One, two, three, four…” 

“I’m here.” 

“Talk to me.” 

“You don’t need to tell me everything. I just want to know how I can help.” 

“Let me hold your hair back, at least.” 

“You used to love that [item].” 

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;; cramming a bunch of homework and tests at once to get ahead so i can spend time with @silva-vinandi​ and @azure-seadragon​ without having to worry when i go up and visit them even though i’m exhausted and going to be even more so tomorrow since it’s the end of the month and that’s when salespeople at my work bust their asses trying to meet their quotas so we’re left with a shit ton of campers to service in one day? more likely than you think

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numinous-vagary​:

The Tiefling can’t help but chuckle fondly as fern peeks up at him from between their fingers- giving him a brief look at their flushed face and beautiful eye. Fern was so precious, he mused to himself, and it was almost funny how gentle and shy they were considering that they towered over almost everyone he knew.. and could likely beat most of them in a fight, if need be, as well. With a shake of his head, his lips part on words that die on his tongue as he suddenly feels them grip his waist and quickly flip them both over- whatever he was intending to say replaced with a surprised gasp that leaves is mouth hanging ever so slightly open as his back hits the ground. Lycoris can only blink up at them for a brief moment, and if his skin was not already naturally so, his cheeks would likely be sporting a shade of red not unlike the shade coloring ferns face. Then, he smiles- wide and teasing, and coupled with a flirtatious batting of lashes. “Oh~ well now, i think i like this view even better~” He teases, his mismatched eyes trailing over the firbolgs face and chest in a slow and shameless caress- taking in the sight of them and quite clearly enjoying himself. “i wonder though, now that you have the upper hand, what do you intend to do with it~?”

          “U--uhm...I...I don’t know--” they murmur, looking down at the tiefling’s face. And his eyes, trailing downward. Fern is confused for a split second, before they blush as they realize he was looking at the firbolg’s cleavage through the opening in their armor.

          “I...j--just needed a second to focus.” they admit, glancing away and clenching their fists while trying to avoid digging deep scratches in the soil. They can feel the front of their groin getting tight as they continue to feel Lycoris’ eyes on them, so they try to change the subject as a distraction from their embarrassment.

          “Usually, this would...uhm...b--be when I’d try to i--incapacitate someone to get them out of the f--fight. But, uhm, well...w--we aren’t actually fighting.”

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;; Hello I have been thinking about nothing but Fern lately and I basically just got them taken out of the mini campaign they were in weeps

And they are indeed smart enough to know that's not what the recipe means but uhhh I needed a funny to make up for the sad uwu

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My job and midterms at me right now: