nomorecaffeineforyou
nomorecaffeineforyou
Blue lips, blue veins
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Blue, the color of our planet from far, far away. Your resident bi nonbinary Jewish twentysomething. I answer to anything, but usually people call me Bonnie or Fille. She/her or they/them, please.
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 2 days ago
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honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.
stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.
stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.
stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.
no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 2 days ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 2 days ago
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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
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need the top minds in moral philosophy here on tunglr.website to weigh in on this one (x , x)
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 2 days ago
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Physical therapy is wild because they're always like "hey do this weird little movement" and you're like "hmm my brain doesn't seem to know how to activate that movement" and then they'll like trick your brain into doing it by making you do other movements first or making you resist against them moving you or some shit and your brain is like oooooh ✅ new movement unlocked. And then they tell you to do that movement 20 times a day and you do and it makes some part of your body you didn't even know was related hurt less. What the fuck.
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 2 days ago
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how to dress so girls and crows will notice me but security cameras won’t
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 2 days ago
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If tomorrow I won the lottery or some elderly billionare relative died and left me their fortune and I had a massive pile of cash, I would immediately buy a lot someplace more habitable and then build a next level Art Nouveau castle.
I see billionaire mansions or luxury houses and they're all so fucking boring. What's even the point. You have all this money and everything is white and looks like a dentist's office waiting room? The fuck is wrong with you. Install a two story stained glass window. Live a little.
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 3 days ago
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 3 days ago
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we see armand going by the name “armand marius” on that poster for the theatre in the show (as opposed to fanon which often uses “armand de romanus” or similar) which reminded me that i’ve met several people (primarily from southern india i think) who have their father’s or husbands’s first name as their surname:
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(screenshots from familysearch wiki)
it’s interesting they thought about this, and it’s really interesting choice for armand to make, especially because it maintains the ambiguity of if armand is marius’ son or husband
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 3 days ago
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it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 3 days ago
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I offer only vampire angst today I'm afraid 😗
#Art #Astarion #bg3
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 6 days ago
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I finished reading The Lord of the Rings for the first time in my life. With all of *vague gesture at everything* this going on.
I Am Not Okay
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 6 days ago
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nomorecaffeineforyou · 6 days ago
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the thing that makes me the most crazy about night watch & young vetinari is that at the end of feet of clay vetinari has a conversation with drumknott where drumknott says umm let me find it. he says, “The thought occurs, sir, that if Commander Vimes did not exist you would have had to invent him.” & VETINARI fucking says, “You know, Drumknott, I rather think I did.” but in night watch. NIGHT WATCH. WE LEARN THAT VIMES MADE VETINARI TOO! the young man slinking on rooftops was still more an assassin than patrician, who knew how to disguise himself & how to kill but not how to work a crowd or how to read a person’s heart or how change comes & is brought to anhk-morpork… sgt. keel & the glorious 25th of may MADE vetinari. & then vetinari made vimes
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