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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

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the internet knew what i was looking for when i searched up “adults fx” in the gif search bar 😏

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Daredevil x textposts

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Two dynamics of their relationship 🩸❤️ [oc]

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Things I want to see in Daredevil Born Again S2

- Give me more Dex, preferably in every episode, but at least more than what we had in s1

- I want Karen and BB to meet and talk about Ben because he was important for both of them

- They promised to me that Matt at Khan family dinner in s1 so give me that, if not in the series itself then at least in the post credits

- I want Daniel to be even more of a Kingpin jr.

- Another 3 way fight between Matt, Fisk and Dex would be amazing

- Foggy. Even if he remains dead then at least give me flashback scene(s) with him 🥹

- Getting sister Maggie even as a cameo would be nice

- Sheila and Heather better get some Karma for their poor life choices

- LET. DEX. KILL. VANESSA!

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put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

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🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

Close-ups:

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endless list of MCU characters → benjamin poindexter

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The Hollow Vessel 🩸 [oc]

"All people are born... well, let's call it a soul. Mediums are born empty. Therefore, anything can come in, anything can come out. And usually it's not the most pleasant things."

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oh my god charlie .

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Say cheese...

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Choose your fighter! - Satanic Pope Edition