noonemonitorsmyscreentime
No One Monitors My Screen Time
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Brain in a constant state of rot.
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biblically accurate hozier + florence welch
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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five
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Replacing kill/killing with boop/booping 🐾
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Castiel relaxing in the early morning hours, right when the sun comes up over the horizon. He likes watching humans from up there :D
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They hate to see me winning so I don't because I am a people pleaser and god forbid I displease
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So what I've learned from dystopian literature is that if I want keep my position as an evil dictator, I shouldn't have a teenage nemesis.
#rip to snow but I'm better#hunger games#the huger games#thg#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#ballad of songbirds and snakes#coriolanus snow#president snow#katniss everdeen#i especially shouldn't have a teenage girl as a nemesis#the hunger games shitpost
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Do you think Dean ever stood in bed and read fanfiction about his life that was far kinder and happier than what he got to experience?
#supernatural#dean winchester#supernatural brainrot#spn#dean deserves better#supernatural dean#sure there probs were other types of ff that he could have read but lets not get nasty kay?#you can bet that in universe there were spn ff with cowboy dead and he read the hell out of it
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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With the exception of Castiel. That is seared into my brain.
yes im a supernatural fan
no i could not tell you what happens each season or when certain characters join the show
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Hozier's moods:
Unhinged adoration
Revolution
Horny
Silly goofy guy having fun
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Good omens is Blasphemy
Well, when we're doing it right, anyway.
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It is alarming how soothing these are to make
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