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Lae'zel, Sarevok, Yurgir and Sceleritas would look exactly the same, and Minthara would be (due to drow gender stuff) such a different character that I didnt even bother putting her on this

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Listen I know this is definitely not canon but my HC is that everyone in the world of bg3 isn’t pansexual, the characters who are canonically pan are pan (aka all of the romancable characters) are but that is not the norm.

The mindflayers only tadpoled pan people, there is only 1 person in Faerûn who can say if you are pan or not and it’s the fucking emperor

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I think they should make more WyllStarion stuff where Wyll does not see Astarion as a person but as a monster (gets so hard I almost pass out) I mean I think they should make more ice cream flavors

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Do you think if Gortash got pregnant by Durge, he would get an a-bane-tion because having a Bhaalspawn child would be a (political) nightmare, or would he baby trap Durge to control him?

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There is an elaborate “white women fuck dogs” joke you can make about Mizora, I’m not smart enough to think of it but it is there lurking like my white whale

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I really want to make a bg3 seven deadly sin based demon au but my big problem with it is that Gluttony is a very stupid sin like God (Literally) forbid a bitch has a burger

Obviously some of the sins are a stretch, Sloth! SH and Greed!Wyll are probably not anybody's first thought but someone has to be Gluttony and it is probably going to be Karlach and that sucks because Karlach deserves a better sin

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I bring the “Gortash being dominated and humiliated” to the Durgetash party that the “dom Gort” fans don’t like

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Late as always but i'm knocking at the Durgetash door

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I’m sorry Columbo, I had to do what my brain demanded of me

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Average reaction from these two

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Honestly, I have no idea what we're doing. Or what comes next. But I know that this? This is nice.

My dark urge falling helplessly for Astarion's real side

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I offer only vampire angst today I'm afraid 😗

#Art #Astarion #bg3

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Minty outfits (I love her)

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got around to drawing the origin companions in my style (+ tav)

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has this been done before

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Single Mages are dying to meet you!

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wyll absolutely obliterating your companions is always hilarious to me. you expect it from like minthara and astarion but when wyll turns around like “you aren’t insufferably randy, you’re just insufferable” it brings me endless joy. and he doesn’t know when he’s being flirted with if he doesn’t initiate it himself. i love him