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Tfa megatron is literally one of my most favorite versions of megs. He is cunning and charming and he knows how to use it he knows how to use his words to make followers out of others.

And theres little you who happens to be a human friend of the autobots maybe when he was still just a head or later in but either way he uses that cunning and charming nature of his to gain your trust to learn more about the autobots through you and when he finds no more use for you he will either destroy you and let you face the fact that you had been betraying your friends this whole time.

What a perfect plan it is....until he realize of how genuine you are.

You are not like the professor as smart of a man as issac sumdac is, he had spent years basically stealing parts of his being to create the massive tech empire he created megatron had spent years offline andnmonths as a head while this foolish human has made use of as a tool.

The very thought of him the great mighty warrior and leader of the decepticons as this humans blueprint leaves a pit of hate within his spark chamber or whatever is left of his spark chamber. He had already planned at least 50 ways of destroying the human race when you came into the picture.

Whatever way you wanna picture it, you are somehow in contact with the sudmacs and the autobots in some shape and form. He sees you as the perfect pawn so get close to saris key and the autobots he figures you wouldnt be too hard to crack a few easy words of how unfairly his decepticons were treated or how he wishes he could return to his autobot friends would be enough to have you puddy in his servos....

That is until he realize you genuinely wanted to learn about the troubles of the decepticons more so the ariel and warframe cybertrionans that make up their masses. The outcast upon cybertrion that were always sent to work upon the most dangerous parts of their planet as fate himself escaped from and rallied the fellow abuse and disgrarged bots to form a new fate.

He knew very little of the human world and care not to find anymore than he had to for his mission. He figures his words would bring you to tears at the very least your soft human heart weeping for the misunderstood party that are the decepticons. What he didnt expect was for you to nodded in understanding instead. "Human beings are victims and guilty of that as well. The ones on charge are so set in their words and truth that dint see the damage that they are creating for the world and how close they are to destroying everyone. I dont have much experience in either party but I do know one that they may say that your exsitance maybe vile but being yourself being who ypu are should never be wrong. Decepticons or autobots should never feel that their exstance is a crime."

You are small weak and organic and yet you came to that conclusion much more quucker than any creature the warlord has ever met before. Your have your sympathy for the autobots because they are your friends and you hate the decepticons on earth only because they are attacking your home but you dont believe that they shouldn't they have a right to live as many other sentient creatures before your speices and long after you perish.

That is how the mighty warlord falls in love with a human being.

Or how I like to think so lol! Hope you enjoyed it at the very least!

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Warning: UNEDITED! Also sort of happen in the spur of the moment enjoy my attempt at sappiness reader is a gender neutral human.

A prime isn't meant to fall in love.

That is what optimus has spent to last few eons telling himself when he was given the martix of leader ship.

To know another was the start to care for them

And the care for them wpuld soon lead him to loving them

And to love them... He just couldn't, not in the way he wanted.

He has lived for so long far longer than any creature upon your home earth, he has met so many creatures whose world he has also fought for along side his autobots before unfortunately failing in protecting them and their ways of life before having to flee their dying world as well failing once again to stop the decepticons.

A prime like him didnt deserve to fall in love...

And yet he did, he fell in love with one of the most incredible creatures he has ever had the honor of meeting...

You who looked so at peace watching the stars, so much warmth filled your features that he was almost certain you weren't truely human in the first place.

He has never felt so much peace with another for the longest time than he has with you, oh how long it has been since his spark has not been weighed down by the weight of his past. He feels light for the first time in the longest time and it was thanks to you, the most beautiful creature he has ever known.

You grace him with a smile that he never wants to leave his memory for as long as he will live.

"I'm so happy to exist alongside with you optimus"

" My greatest honor is to have known you, my spark"

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I'm not shutting down my pursuit of joy because some fucking moldyass politician doesn't know how to do anything but roll over and show their belly to the wolf's fangs, I'm here for a good time, and if I have to wrench it out of the jaws of a fascist then I'm yelling DROP IT

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🪲Bugs! 🐛

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Este AU le pertenece a @frillsand NO me pertenece a mi, ¿okay?. Esto se me ocurrió al recordar que Poppy sufre de Ansiedad y no puede actuar bien ante las cámaras.

Contexto:

Tenían que grabar un nuevo capítulo para el Show, pero justamente era el turno de que Poppy apareciera en el capítulo, pero al tener su "problema" decidieron en posponerlo por el día y mañana volver a intentarlo, esto deprimió a Poppy al punto de irse a una zona no muy visitada por muchos para poder llorar. Pero lo que ella no sabía es que había alguien que si sabía su localización.

(Maria quemo las fotos y destruyo la cámara) :)

"Todo este comic está en Ingles"

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Sexiness is over 9000!

You hummed a small tune as you placed the returned books back on the shelves. The morning had been busy since it's right around exams and students have been studying like crazy for the last few days but thankfully you've been able to keep up with the rush.

" Excuse me sensei do you have any books on the history of torture?' A small student covered in fur asked politely and you offered them a soft smile. "You're just in luck! I was just about to put one back on the shelves." You handed the small student their book, they couldn't help but sigh in relief at holding the book. " Thank you so much sensei! It's been so hard to grab this! I really need to cram on my history for the torture classes, it's my lowest grade."

A cloud of gloom hanged over the young students' head which caused you to chuckle a little. You pat their head in comfort " Always remember that I'm right here whenever you need help and theres always a chance or two I could sneak some reference material off of the teachers if you really need it, just do your best alright?"

You were able to cheer them up as you pat their head, an arua of confidence had started to surround them. They laughed slightly at the affection before thanking you again and going on their way. You wore a proud smile on your face as your returned back to your work.

"Such sweet kids I hope each of them will do their best on their exams." You talked to yourself as you place the books backs. One quick look away was quick enough for someone to sneak up on you. You were surprised to see Raim-sensei leaning over your trolly with a cheeky smile on her face while Momonoki stood behind her with a chart that was filled with treats and tea.

"Ready for your daily meeting?' Raim-sensei asked.

"The daily meeting" was really a small gathering in the middle of the school day between class breaks. They were normally held in your office since students and even some teachers rarely entered your office so it sort of became a hangout spot for the three of you. Raim and Momonoki let out a sigh after taking a drink from their hell grade tea.

Raim let out a groaned as she leaned back on her hands. "I had such bad luck last night I met a cutie, but I couldn't even get near him thanks to a certain annoying general." she said with some annoyance in her tone. You never understood why she kept going to that bar. You sighed with annoyance knowing very well who she's talking about.

"I still don't get why you keep going back to that bar in the first place, you know that its infested with vermin" You tried to hold back the growl that threatened to escape from your lips. "I don't know why either but its hard for a demon so leave their previous stomping grounds, but maybe I should find another place to use my charms other than that place the only one who was handsome enough was gerneral furfur."

Yes, the mighty general furfur and his men had arrogantly taken over Raim's favorite spot for a meal. Momonoki looked at her with sympathy "General furfur must've told his men not to flirt with any woman in the bar, that can't be good for a succubus to be denied their prey."

You agreed as you had learned that succubus had a tendency to roam around an area that they like for their meals "Well now I see why you're so annoyed with the change in the atmosphere at your stomping grounds" You had only ever met the general a few times before and those few times were more than enough for you to deal with the annoying red demon. You gritted your teeth at the thought of the man. "If I were you I would have clocked that idiot on the side of the head." You huffed and took a drink of your tea.

Raim looked at you before a teasing smile covered her face "I see what furfur meant last night-" "Please don't tell me you slept with that asshole, he smells like cheap cologne and cigarettes." You were about to go on a rant but Raim was quick to change the topic about the general.

"No no! of course not!"

Rage slightly defused and leaned over the table. "With the general there, none of the cuties will look my way without a little help from me, it was so boring, and they were all just a bunch of meatheads that didn't know the first thing of how to treat a lady like me!"

She groaned as she laid on the table, you chuckled a little while momonoki attempted to comfort her "I suppose everyone's love life has its' ups and downs at times Raim, you shouldn't worry too much."

You nodded in agreement with momonokis' wise words. Finding love in the netherworld was hard even more so with being a human, spending everyday making sure you and your sons identity wasn't exposed.

Raim let out a sob as a few crocodile tears escaped her eyes. " I supposed so Momo-chan but seriously where are the proper men?! The ones that can be sweet and gentle one moment but press you against the wall the next when you act like a brat!!"

You could only sweatdrop at her shout while Momonoki only laughed nervously at her comment.

"Come on Raim, you can always find some other place for your meals, anyone would be lucky to have your attention." You knew even with Raim being an succubus, the effect of losing ones self confidence in something they enjoy. Raim gave you a smile at your complement.

"Oh YN, you're so sweet but there are times where I wish you could give me some of your charm, it always seem like you have strong , handsome demons after you."

.....Say wha?

Question marks floated around your head at her remark, what in the world did she meant? was what you thought when she noticed your confused look.

"Come on Y/N, you can't tell me that you haven't noticed how Balam follows you around most of the time?" You and him go on rants about the human world a lot.

"And there's Dali-sensei who I never seen go out with a demon any longer than a week yet I've seen even him making heart eyes at you!"

....

You could only stare at her as the dial up noise sounded in your head...

Momonoki suddenly looked embarrassed and she started to fiddle with her tea cup.

"uuuh W-what about kalego-sensei?"

Record full stop! "Dear devi please don't say anything Raim! I don't want to get involved with a misunderstanding love triangle!'

You prayed to everything you could that Kalego isn't involved with this madness!

But the silence from Raim as she had a still look on her face was clear. she tried to lean and look away from the teary demon.

" I'm so sorry Momo-chan... but YN sexiness is over a limit that I have never seen before...even tall dark and angry Kalego isn't immune by them."

That deserved a quick wack on the back of the head as Momonoki cried.

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warden Melli naga!reader Short.

I was listening to naga thing and this came from it.

CW: lust venom, snakey reader, non con, melli being a sub, mentions of breeding, words like 'slut' and 'whore' will be used, biting with fangs I'll probably make this into a bigger thing but we'll have to wait on that part.

Mellis heart pounded hard against his chest as blood rushes through his ears.

His breath fogged in the cold air but his body felt like is was a blazing fire.

His limbs were bound by the tail of this monster that dared trapped him in its tail.

His shoulders were still burning from pain from its foul bites! But the sting that followed it brought please that couldn't be described.

His poor cock was faced with cold air, yet it was swollen from lust.

A constant stream of precum leaking from the redish purple head as it throbbed in time with his excited heart beat.

He moaned and whimpered into the night, not from fear but from being denied pleasure again and again from his teasing mate.

"Be-beloved! Please! Please my cock is going to burst!"

He begged his lover as you slithered in a circle to get a glimpse of all the so called powerful warden had to offer you.

You let out a pleased hiss as you spoke, enamored with the sight of the warden as he whither in the pleasure your venom made.

"My my dear warden...I has assumed you would put up more of a fight than this. I heard when you were prattling on to those other humans that you were the chosen one to tend to your lords seat"

You tighten your tail around his body causing him to squeal like the slut he is as he received pleasure from this simple act.

"But yet here you are...showing how much of a whore you are to me after only a couple of bites from my fangs....hmm you'll certainly make use as a breeding bull for me and your pretty little sounds are simply music to my ears."

Your smirk was plastered over your face, he would have sneared with hell fire at you but right now he could only imagine you kissing him for all he's worth.

As he felt your coils tighten and loosen over and over, his mind felled deeper into the pleasure filled bliss that you bestowed upon him.

He can only think he no longer cares for being a warden...

He only wants to be your pet....

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Do you have any just in general romance headcanons for warden Ingo? He’s always been my favorite and seeing him in PLA broke my heart, I just wanna love him even more

I do indeed.

CW: some hurt/comfort, ingo being a sad boy for a few moments, FLUFF!

With the warden, his lack of memory has always made him feel isolated from others in hitsui.

He is always plagued with broken memories that never seem to finish.

The smiling man in white is his biggest enemy.

He feels like he is meant to mock him, to ridicule him for losing him memory and his life before hitsui and the pearl clan.

He can not find any comfort with the others of the pearl clan or anyone within hitsui

that is until he meets you

When Irida told him about the recent addition to the Galaxy team he had assumed that they were more settler coming to hitsui for a better life.

When she told him that you has felled form the sky he was surprised to say the least!

Even that story caused the normally stoic man to raise and eyebrow with such a story.

He wasn't one to doubt the clan leaders words but he was a bit skeptical about that story.

Even with creatures such as Pokemon, a person surviving from falling from the sky only seemed to belong in a myth.

When he arrived at the small village, the young children were speaking excitingly about the new member of the Galaxy team.

They spoke of how strong you are, how you were able to take down any Pokemon that stood in your way!

He was certain that their imaginations were exaggerating upon your actions but it did warm his heart to see them so excited during these uncertain times.

Though his memories were still blurred, he knew in his heart that he cared deeply for children, he believed that they could tell instantly how a person was and he was happy that you seemed to be a strong person in their eyes.

It was only when he lead you though the caves that he had gotten an understanding of how you were.

you listened to ever word he said during your track, even when his voice wavered you did not interrupt him, even for a moment.

once you two were out of the caves, you had blindsided him with a hug!

The warden had no idea how touched starved he was before you hugged him but once you did he found himself leaning towards your embrace.

"I promise I'll help you however I can." You whispered into his ear with enough force within your voice to show your determination on your promise.

After quelling the frenzied lord, you became glued to ingos' side.

while your memories were gone as well, you had more of a decent grasp of the time you were taken from.

You two would spend hours with one another either reminiscing of the lives you had or the one you currently were living.

After sometime, ingo had began expecting your appearance at least once a day.

Of course, he didn't mind in the slightest.

When he is around you, he felt a little less alone in this strange land.

He finally had someone who could relate to feeling like an outsider even with other people.

Once the warden realized why his heart grew faster whenever you were around, he was pretty much sure of it.

He is a little flustered and sorta in denial of his feelings for you.

But he wasn't the type to lie, not even to himself.

Ingo is the type who does thing close and personal so when he confessed to you, he did it somewhere hidden but beautiful so improve the message.

"My dear... it has come to my attention that I had made an unscheduled stop within our friendship... I don't believe i wish for you to be my passenger anymore... I wish to become a two cart train!"

He wants to date you... He wants to date you!

Ingo face was bright red that could match a magikarp scales, his eyes were tighten in embarrassment at his dorky actions, he felt like he was the least charming thing from what he wanted to be.

But its' his dorky charm that nails you!

When you said yes, he stared at you for a moment with a non moving face.

Before tears start to gather in his eyes as he is overwhelmed with joy!

After that, you were became even more glued to ingos' side.

You always make sure to bring him food and remind him to eat and take breaks from training.

Ingo is fucking domestic, he absolutely adores how you care for him.

Everyday he makes sure to remind you of how much he appreciates your care and love for him.

With either a kiss to the cheek or with words that were filled with honey! You can't get enough of this sweet man.

"My darling, you have given this old engine enough fuel to keep on running this track of life, I always wish to be your home station... Please allow me the honor of being yours for the rest of our lives."

He asked as he got down on one knee, he didn't know why he did it but it just felt right to ask for your hand this way. To give you all of him.

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if you have a rabbit character, 9 times out of 10, i will like them

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Yeah, that's part of his charm

Those are the eyes of a man done with your shit

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thinking abt domming warden ingo... hed be soo flushed and pretty, maybe even tied up a lil..hed also be so so sensitive and touch starved, so easy to rile up! edging him til hes sobbing and begging to fuck you/be fucked GAWD. i want to wreck this man so so bad i really do -📀

OOOOH! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!

Doming Warden Ingo:

To dom warden ingo he would need absolute trust in you.

With his being in the highlands mainly until you appeared he truthfully didn't even go to the Pearl clan settlement very much.

so we can conclude that this man is heavily touched starved.

and if you're anything like me, you will do everything in your power to abuse that fact.

When he agrees to you doming him he is in a world of surprise!

you suggested tying him up, and while he is embarrass can't help but love the ideas as well.

You know those red ropes? they would look so fucking pretty on him

the poor thing is kneeling on the floor, wrapped up in rope tight against his skin,

his face matches the brightness of the rope as he stares up at you like you're his everything

The strong proud warden now made your pet for your own use

Him being tied up lets you reach his most sensitive places

The poor thing is under your absolute control and he didn't want it any other way.

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You know the photo I’m thinking about when asking this.

Twins (sep) s/o shoving their face into their man’s chest and squeezing them titties.

I live by the tits I will happily die by the tits.

- noodle

I do indeed know the photo very well!

Now let me set the stage for you.

CW: gender neutral reader, fat tit submas, suggestive themes.

You grumbled as you walked home from your job.

Today has been a no good lousy, bad day all wrapped up in one.

First you didn't wake up to the love of your life because he has an early meeting, second you spilled coffee on yourself which made you late to work, third, you've had to deal with your flirty coworker just wouldn't get the hint that you weren't interested in him.

Your day has just been terrible! Now all you want is to bury yourself into the comfort of your husband.

🔲 Ingo

Ingo was in the kitchen when he heard the door open. He was aware of how bad your day was with how short your texts were during lunch so he thought he would take care of dinner for the two of you.

All of the pokemon have been feed and tucked away and all the chores in the house have been done so all you have to do is realx!

"Darling?" Ingo called out as he shut the oven off and walked over to the front door.

As soon as he saw you, he became worried. You're not a violent person but he could sense the anger coming off of you.

"Beloved? I already made dinner so you can relax for a moment"

He didn't like how quiet you were being and it made him more worried.

You looked at him with clear annoyance on your face, he knew it wasn't for him but the daggers in your eyes didn't stop the slight fear.

Suddenly you stood up and marched over to him.

His eyes were filled with worry as he looked into yours, he was worried about even saying something to set you off until...

You rested your head against his chest very gently.

Oh...you just wanted a hug!

Of course that makes sense after having such a hard day you would want cuddles!

He would be a terrible husband if he-

Suddenly your hands squeezed his chest hard the plush of his pecs puffed between your fingers.

Ingo was still for a moment as his face turned bright red as his brain try to restart.

The shierk he held in left his lips as you squeezed harder even pinching his nipples and pulling them hard.

"D-darling?!"

He squeaked out in surpise, you gazed up at him from his chest.

"Its been a long day...and I need my stress balls"

🔳 Emmet.

Emmet knew from how hard you open the door how upset you were.

You had called him during lunch to vent about your coworker constant flirting despite the ring clearly on your finger.

It took ingo and half of the deport agents to stop him from marching down to your work and give that homewrecker a piece of his mind!

But now he's happy that your finally back from work.

Now he can finally brighten up your day with some love and rest that you need!

And what kinda of husband would he be if he didn't provide it?

"Sweetheart! You're finally home! I missed you verrrrry much!"

He stood there with a bright smile waiting for your response as you took off your shoes.

He got grumpy when he didn't get a response.

"Deeearist! I know you had a rough day but please dont-"

He was interrupted once you rested your forehead against his chest, you hands resting on his shoulders.

He smiled brightly at your position. His beloved wants a hug!

He happily wraps his arms around you hugging you tight enough to where you feel engulf.

"Oh my sweet beloved! I'm so sorry your day has been so hard but! You don't need to be grumpy anymore your dear husband is here to-!"

He jumped a bit once he felt you squeezed his pecs and buried your face deeper.

Emmets smile turned into a smirk as you grip tighten.

"I believe I know exactly what you want~"

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baymax says

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You got anything for hot silver fox warden Ingo? (Not me drooling over his fine ass-)

Yeah probably brought to by a great deal of help from a beloved friend here on tumblr. Also I've never written for a silver fox so I'm sorry if it isn't what you expected hope you enjoy

CW: Adult hero, gender neutral reader,, age gap, some insecure ingo, reader being lust for the warden, mentions of ingo being a dilf, NSFW mentions of breeding kink and dom ingo

Silver fox Warden Ingo:

SFW:

They say things get better with age and warden Ingo is a prime example of that.

Though he doesn't have much of his memories the skills and instincts he had developed over the years as a subway boss never wore off.

He would probably be around in his 50s during his time in hitsui.

Underneath his tunic and tattered jacket, he would be reasonable strong and soft from cold nights on the mountain and basically chasing after Lady Snealers kits.

The lines of age that surround his eyes are a dead giveaway to his age.

He is a well put together man, albeit, a bit loud at times.

He is seen as a proper example of warden to the Pearl clan.

....Than there's you.

While you were not rude by any standers to the warden.

however, your teasing often confused the warden about your motives.

He was an older man though he was plenty strong to hitsui's standers.

Surely there was someone else much younger for you to focus your time on?

Nope!

You only want to spend your free time getting to know the warden

It was his battling skills that had gotten your attention in the first place.

You were impressed with how strong he and his team was considering most people were terrified of Pokemon

You felt much more closer to the warden than anyone in hitsui with him being the only other out of place in this ancient time.

...And plus he has major dilf energy

Ingo isn't quite sure of how to react to your interest in him.

It's flattering no doubt for a man his age to have catch the interest of someone so young.

But in his eyes, he is an old man! There must be someone else you rather be with?

No, absoultly not.

NSFW

Lets be honest, with this man it is clear he ain't gonna budge easily.

You don't mind though, you love a challenge after all

you spend days even weeks teasing this poor man to break down his resolve.

You brush against him, whisper teasing things in his ear and when no one else is looking, you kabedon him once to see his reaction.

you have never seen a mans face turn so red before.

But despite your teasing you knew better than to take it too far.

You may want to ride this old man for all hes worth but you want him to enjoy it too!

So you back off a little, not wanting to scare him away.

However, with all the teasing you have done has push the well manner warden.

The warden had requested your aid up on the highlands for his lady's kin.

Ingo first needed to retrieve something from his hut and offered for you to come along with.

you figured why not?

Once inside, you are quickly pinned against the door.

you look up at ingo in great surprised and your breath got caught in your throat.

You know how his eyes glowed in the caves when he takes us through them?

Imagine that but with pure unadulterated last behind them making them 100 percent brighter.

"How does it feel my dear passenger?... to finally have my attention?"

He asks in a low tone before he slowly moves his hands to your hips and pulls you closer.

"You just couldn't find anyone your age to be able to satisfy you could you hero? So you went after an old man like me for your urges"

"You have arrived at your destination my dear hero. You finally have my attention."

Your heart pounded hard against your chest as one of his hands slid up your back and he rested his chin on your shoulder and whisper in you ear.

"Now you will take your punishment like a good little pet for all your teasing. You won't be leaving this hut until you are flooded with my cum."

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If you can gimme just a crumb of yandere Ingo with a willing housespouse, happy to spoil him

- noodle

OK LETS DO THIS! Warning: Hints of murder, possessiveness and regular yandere behavior my first attempt! so I'm sorry if its bad.

Yandere Ingo with willing darling headcanons:

You are absolutely everything Ingo has ever wanted!

You are such a well behave darling! You always tell him where you are going, you text him often of what you are doing, and you always greet him every evening with a loving smile and the sound of your collar clinging with your steps.

You love spoiling the heck out of Ingo when he gets home!

You make sure all the chores are done so you two have extra cuddling time before dinner and the subway boss just loves it more than anything.

However what he doesn't love is when people try to take you away from him

It has gotten to the point of him leaving one of his team members at home with you normally one of his strongest Pokemon like haxorus or grabodor.

You think Ingo is leaving his Pokemon with you to keep you company.

But truthfully they are meant to keep guard for you.

Ingo is normally a kind and thoughtful man

but that all ends as soon as someone tries to flirt with you despite the ring on your finger and his name clearly engraved on the tag of your collar

You politely decline their offer saying your married if they don't get the hint you raise your voice and tell them that you are happily married to a man who you wouldn't trade the world for!

You huffed as you turned away from the creep while Ingo who was hiding some blocks away heart singed with love

You truly are the one for him!

But now he has to deal with a certain bug that has infested in his life.

Beside you and his brother and those closest to him, the rest of worlds people are bothersome to the subway boss

And anyone that threatens his happy life is face with the wrath of a subway boss.

You're bit of a dim bulb towards Ingos' antics, to you he is staying out late because of work

AND THAT CUTS INTO YOUR CUDDLE TIME!!

When you hear the door open you can't help but jump up like a lilipup

You ran over to the front door and barrel towards Ingo as he open his arms for the upcoming hug and kisses.

Ingo has a proud smile on his face as much as he could as he watch you spoil his pokemon as you cooked breakfast.

He is quick to change the news channel as a missing person report show on the screen

You shouldn't be worrying your pretty head over that nonsense.

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Strong people make warden ingo go brrrrr.

Gn reader x warden ingo hero is a feral gremlin flustered ingo, brief mentions of attacking pokemon, mentions of lack of sleep,

Ingo let out a tired sigh as he walked through his normal route upon corbelt heights.

As part of his duties as a warden he often makes these tracks around his lady's seat to ensure nothing is out of place.

With how fiercely strong Lady Snealer is, it as typical for Pokemon besides her own to stay away from her seat.

No Pokemon or human has ever been willing to face the wrath of a noble Pokemon, however, Irida has told him to keep an eye out for any alpha Pokemon that would try and fight Lady Snealer.

It was common for the nobles to engage in combat with alpha Pokemon for their seat and title as a noble. However, these battle never lasted long as nobles are often the victor and their enemy is left to wallow in their defeat.

While ingo's fellow warden didn't have to worry about the threat of alphas as much as he did

with Lord Kleavor being in a rather peaceful environment and the newly Lord Arcanine whose power even rivals the previous lords.

While Lady Snealer wasn't weak by any standers there were much more powerful alpha here in the highlands than in the fields or sea.

However, that didn't mean there weren't Pokemon in the highlands that weren't above attacking a noble.

Luckily lady snealers den wasn't accessible to many Pokemon unless they were a strong climber like her another note is that a variety of lethal plants surrounding the entrance so many Pokemon stay away from the cave.

That gave the warden a peace of mind knowing his lady and her kin were safe for the night and nce he was done with his rounds he could return to his hut and lay down.

"Safety checks must be completed before arrival."

He said out loud to himself as he stopped in his tracks to rub the sleep out if his eyes.

The night was so peaceful and quiet he can't help but feel like he was going to fall asleep on his feet.

Rustling caught him off guard and he stood up straight.

He felt his heart stop as the rustling continued and he slowly turned towards the sorce of the sound.

Only a few feet away was the source of the sound, while the highlands weren't covered with much grass and bushes like you would find in the fileds there was enough for Pokemon to hide in however.

"It appears I will be making an unscheduled stop" he sighed as he tried to keep his voice low before inching towards the source as he slowly went to grab one of his pokeballs...

Only for you head to pop out of the bushes causing him to jump in surprised.

"Wha-hero! What in Sinnon are you doing in the bushes?" The warden asked thankful that he didn't have to fight a pokemon but still curious as to why the hero was out here in the middle of the night.

"OH hello ingo I'm sorry I hope I didn't frighten you" you said cheerfully as you stepped out of the bushes brushing yourself off.

To be honest, you nearly giving him a heart attack is much better compared to having to fight a pokemon.

"I was just doing some research in the ghost types in this area but a couple of them got into a fight with an alpha marking its territory so I ran and hid in the bushes till it was safe."

You explained happily as you checked yourself making sure you had everything you need before glancing towards the warden.

You smile quickly turned into a worried frown when you noticed the heavy bags underneath his eyes.

"Warden Ingo have you've been sleeping all right? You look like a darkari has been hanging around you?"

The warden stiffened a bit at your comment before rubbing his eyes roughly as if that could erase the bags themselves.

"Apologizes for my appearance, my mind hasn't been able to come to a full stop for the last few days. But there's no need for you to worry hero I'm still at appropriate function and keep in mind of my safety checks."

He explained matter of factly but with his weaken tone you could tell that was all but a lie. If he was truly fine his voice would be booming, even if he tried to keep in low he would still be a bit loud.

Him not even having the energy to shout 'bravo was enough to scare you.

"Ummm ingo I think it would be best for you to end your rounds a but early, you look like you're about to past out."

You advise him as you caught him dozing before he snapped awake.

He tipped his hat enough to cover his eyes bit but it didn't help with the fact the mercuy orbs almost glowed in the dark.

"I appreciate your concerns however it is urgent that I tread on with my rounds."

"If it makes you feel better I've already been through that area and there's nothing much besides a couple of pysducks and some gligars flying around. How about I help you get back to your hut?"

You offered but you knew he was gonna give some reason not to.

"You're very kind hero but you needn't wha AAUUGH!"

He shouted in surprised as you suddenly hosted him in your arms.

You grunted as you got a comfortable hold onto the warden.

You let out an accomplished laugh as you held the warden close.

"There we go! Now let's get you home for a proper rest ingo! I've got just the thing some tea and honey can help but if it doesn't I got a few more tricks professor laventon taught me."

The warden truthfully was left speechless as you carried him.

He supposed being in hitsuis' harsh lands could make anyone incredibly strong.

However he wasn't sure of how he could hide his blushing face from the hero.