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Perfect Sins Part 2: Pride
Due to not having much time or energy to write I've had to separate part 2 of Perfect Sins into two chapters, but the first chapter is now up!
Iain goes too far, and Alex finds some self-respect in the midst of extreme humiliation.
Read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41594508/chapters/104328570
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In Taskmastertown we’re ALL the beloved mutual sending horny images of middle aged men.
the nature of tumblr is that every so often a beloved mutual will reblog a horny picture of a middle aged man and you just have to grin and bear it
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Perfect Sins Part 1: Gluttony
At last! NoStars has pulled her finger out (sorry, life happened) and posted the first part of the Deadly Virtues sequel.
Fathers Davies and Gilbert have a new target, Alex and Mark commit a crime, and Alex takes his punishment.
Read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40938570
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For no reason in particular, have you ever considered writing like a short sequel to "Make the biggest mess and completely clean it up" about the reactions to their Badly Covered Up activities?
Greg managed to button his pants, but the fly is still undone, Alex wipes his mouth but his lips are still red and a bit swollen and everybody knows what's going on, but if they're nice enough, maybe don't say it outright...
No, but only because I don't tend to write non-naughty fics!
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No biggie...
...just Watto commenting on a tweet I didn’t even tag him in on the day I’m going to meet him. I’m absolutely fine.
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Too shy to come off anon but I just read through all your Alex/Greg fics on AO3 and I feel like I'm on a high lol. I started with Pantsdrunk and I love how you write them and everything else
Aww, thank you <3
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It’s Little Alex Horne!
love calling men pretty. ur not 'handsome' ur the prettiest little princess i ever did see
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I want to do EVERYTHING with angel!Alex. I want to be so covered in gold paint by the end of it.
Alex on Taskmaster Champion of Champions 2
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Always here for Alex Horne in cute pants.
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My Favourite Moment of S13E10
Frame by Frame
Initially worried it may be a slap, Alex soon melts into Greg's palm, and by the end seems so stolen by his sweet touch that it looked like he may genuinely drop his tablet.
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happy father’s day to all the middle aged men I wanna fuck
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Just let me be Sophie Duker pls.
jesus the size difference
also Greg's face lol wtf
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My downfall.
Alex Horne being a cutie (18/?)
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im the person whose friend kept sending them tiktoks of doms and i have an update lol
they now tell me to go to sleep every night and check-in the following day to make sure that i went to sleep at the time they said. also ive started jokingly replying yes sir to their messages to try and drop hints to them lol
I'm emotionally invested in this story!
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I don't know if you've watched the final episode/listened to the podcast there's a bit that's so good
I've watched the final episode but not listened to the podcast yet :)
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I love him. I want to eat him.
Taskmaster S13E09 ↳ Alex being adorable
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World’s Babiest Man.
oh alex lmaoo
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