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You

Me

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Everyone give it up for Silkie Saturday

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Frizzle Friday

It’s Frizzle Friday.

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Fawn

fawn: any interesting family stories?

When my mom started going out with my dad, she wanted to impress his parents by learning how to dance giddha. She's a famously bad dancer and totally messed it up despite weeks of practice, but they still appreciated the effort.

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Rose

rose: favourite scent on a person?

Either a musky floral scent with some sugary notes or smoke and pennies. Gay gay homosexual gay, I know.

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Fuschia?

fuchsia: favorite land animal?

Hmm... Sheep. They're just fluffy and kind 😊

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Orange?

orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so?

Probably not! My eyes are one of the few things I got from my dad.

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Color Asks

red: describe your favorite shirt

orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so?

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated

green: do you have a favourite flower?

blue: preferred type of weather?

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend

magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short?

turquoise: favorite sea animal?

fuchsia: favorite land animal?

cyan: are you religious? spiritual?

sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet?

violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?

amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?

aqua: do you thrift?

pink: what's your natural hair color?

beige: have any pets? what're their names?

black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?

coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct

grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?

maroon: do you care for clothing brands?

rose: favourite scent on a person? 

charcoal: have you ever been camping?

claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?

copper: gold or silver jewelry?

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?

salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc)

indigo: have you ever lived on a farm?

emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one?

lavender: relationship status?

erin: what was/is your best school subject?

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

fulvous: another name you think would suit you

coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about

frost: a -core you enjoy

porcelain: an tv show you used to love

fawn: any interesting family stories?

gold: do you wear your socks mismatched?

honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?

rust: form of art you enjoy doing?

ginger: any sideblogs?

cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?

wine: do you have a 'type'

mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs

blood: twin beds, queen, or king?

hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink?

plum: a food you've never tried

lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?

amethyst: do you collect anything?

mulberry: earbuds or headphones?

azure: jean jackets?

teal: have a job?

denim: kill the spider or take it outside?

sapphire: do you think you can sing well?

mint: favourite flavour of gum?

pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?

penny: icecream or cake

ash: can you do your own makeup?

jade: ever written fanfiction?

grape: how many blogs do you follow?

umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat?

chestnut: type of phone you have

prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine

aquamarine: beach or pool

brass: least favorite food condiment

mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee?

silver: ever broken a bone?

rose quartz: rings or necklaces

onyx: do you still play Minecraft?

burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle?

scarlet: favorite holiday

apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash 

platinum: do you follow politics?

magnolia: your Instagram handle?

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your car isn't the only thing that. wood

Thanks.

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Are these guys bothering you, babe?

Here, let me hit ‘em with the

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Here's a free pass to ramble about your bfs!

where do i start?

charlie is literally one of the most beautiful men i've ever seen. he's so strong- sometimes he just kinda picks me up and throws me over his shoulder and i would complain but 😳😳😳 he's also got all my favorite songs on cassettes so we can listen to them on long drives.

lonnie really knows how to make you feel alive. literally never a dull moment with him around. i also had a massive crush on him before we started dating, but i was really oblivious and thought there was NO WAY he liked me back. really, really smart. at least book smart..? he's kind of awkward with people but that's painfully endearing SO.. yeah

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Charlie’s Gender Juice™

Gotta pick up my secret illegal boy goop from Mrs. Isley. Don’t tell Batman.

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Gotta pick up my secret illegal boy goop from Mrs. Isley. Don’t tell Batman.

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Roy once again coming in clutch by assuming Oswald was my DAD 🤢🤢

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Almost full-grown / Drive home alone and listen to the slow parts

February 23rd, 2020

Charlie slammed the door behind him and got into his car before his father could do anything to stop him. His vision blurred with tears as he shoved the keys into the ignition.

Another fight had occurred over dinner. A lecture gone south- every carelessly venomous word speaking volumes to the distance between them.

“You need to try harder.” Avi said, “Your mother and I have done everything we can, and-”

Charlie stared down at his plate, feeling the words strike him one by one until it became too much to bear. Maybe he’d barked something cruel as he left the table.

It didn’t matter. Now it was just Amadea and him, hurtling bravely down that lonely stretch of yellow-striped pavement at 70 mph.

Try harder.

It was in the notes of every report card since 6th grade. It was on his parents lips at every turn. It was whispered over violent visions, written in white on every overdue essay he’d ever printed out, it was a contemporary state of being that he had wholly embodied for as long as he could remember.

It didn’t matter. It was just Amadea and him, parked on the side of the highway, wailing like a child into the impossible vastness of night.

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Perhaps I need a therapist.

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Yes, the usual metrics are as follows:

IS HE A DAD?

and

AM I ATTRACTED?

Hey, I’m Charlie Cobblepot, previously of the Junior Superfoes and the host of tonight’s broadcast:

IS THAT GOTHAM VILLAIN A DILF?