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SO renault argentina took what franco said last year about hoping people bought bootleg merch and not the official because it's too expensive and has now released a full website with high res logos, pictures, illustrations and more free for use so people can make their own bootleg merch. it's The Originals Fake Collection 😂

i seriously hope the marketing team got a raise after coming up with this idea becasue this is a BRILLIANT strategy omg. can't wait to see what everyone comes up with 🤭

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the website in case anyone wants to check it out (and use it)

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for such an elitist sport having a driver whose own sponsors encourage people to get fake merch is insane franco colapinto the man that you are

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Logan Howlett 🤝 Bruce Wayne

Adopting weird kids the world stomps on and throws away and doing their absolute emo best to be functional single mothers

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I finally understand why the crossover comic shoved Bruce and Logan together. Ultimate dad(s)

Emo white man with unresolved emotional issues ✅

Uses violence and adoption as a therapy tool ✅

Incredibly beautiful, badass goddess wife whom they love very much but just don’t know how to be with ✅

Divorced dad vibes without being married ✅

Badass non-verbal daughter with a lot of trauma whom they’d die for ✅

Girl dad energy ✅

Complicated relationship with a rebellious son who did try to kill them that one time ✅

They should have brunch

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Viva la patria 🇦🇷🇦🇷 (2/3)

Cañón de Mar del Plata

1/3

3/3

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F: Bora Bora, French Polynesia P: Beautiful- F: Y'all conquered this... who did you steal the islands from? P: I don't- all I know is that they're French Polynesia now F: WHO did you steal the islands from? 🫵

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pierre: i don't mind joining you on the flamingo franco🫦

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¡Gracias por todo! Los vamos a extrañar

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

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imagine you're chilling in the bottom of the ocean bc youre like a lobster and suddenly witnessing aliens abducting your friends wtf also you cant tell anybody bc again you're a lobster ...

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franco as estrella de mar del conicet

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my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

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"why do argentinian fans root for franco so much he's not even good" We rooted for Messi when he was scoring absolutely no goals. We rooted for Argentina on the 4-0 Germany vs. Argentina 2010 quarterfinals. We rooted for him when commentators were dragging his image through the mud. When he said he wanted to retire from the national team. Maybe people would do well to think about that before they say "Argentinians live under the delusion that Franco is like Messi." It's really not as clever as they think.

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WHOEVER LET FRANCO NEAR SCISSORS, I JUST WANNA TALK

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reread reared reread 🫶

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DickKory + flying