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ADHD tip: if u need to remember something, inconvenience urself with it.

works best with physical objects obviously but just. oh i keep forgetting my lunch box before work? now after prepping it i set it in front of the door so i cant leave without moving it. dont wanna forget to take my pills? well in about to eat dinner so im gonna set the pillbox down right where my plates gonna go. gotta deal with x before bed? well, ill set it on my bed so i cant sleep without moving it. make it so that u cannot proceed with another task without interacting with the forgetfullness object.

u can also sub in an object that maybe isnt the task itself but is a related reminder object (detergent for laundry, trash bag to replace bag when u throw out the damn trash, etc)

and not in the VICINITY of another task, like. the reminder object is On Top Of my game controller and i cant play video games without being reminded "oh i had TASKS".

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men can have boobs, girls can be hairy, pimples are normal, bellies aren't flat you're GORGEOUS. fuck all of this

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GANG I FUCKIN DID ITTT

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oh you wanna talk obsessed?

let’s pop my spotify wrapped on blast, shall we…

ALL 5 FUCKING SONGS

and then…

boom.

0.1%

nearly 5 thousand minutes of just the tall irish lesbian man…

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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

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bro missed the chance to call it lesbian lightning

transgender beam

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i stand corrected, i am safe in my little bubble, unless i talk about hozier

i love how posts i make on an anonymous blog for random strangers on the internet get more notes than anything i post as a real person on any other platforms.

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i love how posts i make on an anonymous blog for random strangers on the internet get more notes than anything i post as a real person on any other platforms.

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me @ my school dressed like carrie

I'm entering my punk woman arc is everyone okay with this?

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Someone tried to get one of my posts to breach containment almost a week ago now and it's still only got like 50 notes.

This fact has filled me with hubris.

My containment is unbreachable. I have four blogs and never gotten more than 100 notes on a post. The majority of this site Cannot Percive me. I can post whatever I want and nobody except for some of my beloved mutuals and followers will see it.

I am invisible. I am free.

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going to therapy is one of the sexiest things you can do. if you go to therapy you're so hot it's unreal

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A news report from Australia's government broadcaster in the 70s, found in their archives simply labeled 'lesbians'

Captions added by for your reading pleasure

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not very good at asking for things that I want

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guys i'm dead

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that man has the capability to make me go absolutely feral