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The next chapter of Tilly Death Do Us Part is here! Feel free to ask questions/let me know what you think ^v^

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The only Joel Smallishbeans winner headcanon I will accept

"My world's on fire, how about yours?

That's the way I like it and I never get bored"

(im so sorry for this)

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Fellas, is it gay to scratch out your friend's legacy and rewrite it as something epic and adventurous because every moment you spent with them felt so much grander than it had any right to?

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You know that thing where you snort milk out your nose?

Well I just did that. with fucking bread

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10/10 would read this AU

bamboozlers as team rocket?

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I am a simple woman -- I see a snail and I reblog

And the winner is...!

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

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I'm the 250th most lucky lol

(They knew I was getting hit with the Ao3 author's curse XD)

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I have had 3 surgeries within the span of a year, graduated with an associate's (2 year) degree from a community college at 18, and was homeschooled 2nd - 10th grade

Oh also I tried out for a college Valorant esports team, which was my first time ever playing Valorant

...I did not get in

@menialace @jjiioouupp88 @sianara7 @amethystwitch998 what have y'all got?

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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Fuck it, we write

Reblog with something bamf!Jimmy could do if he was isekai'd into empires and/or the life series, because why not

(Also how do cod work)

Me:

I will not start another fanfiction

I have multiple WIPs already. There is no reason to start another fanfiction

To start another fanfiction would be a foolish overcommitment

Two minutes later:

My brain: Yeah so we all agree that Jimmy Solidarity Gaming, otherwise known as the right honorable Lord Gaming, is most likely to die in any given SMP, but would probably survive the longest of his peers if they were physically isekai'd into said SMPs? And we agree we should write about this?

My beta: Yeah you should do something with that

Me: Guys what the fuck-

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Me:

I will not start another fanfiction

I have multiple WIPs already. There is no reason to start another fanfiction

To start another fanfiction would be a foolish overcommitment

Two minutes later:

My brain: Yeah so we all agree that Jimmy Solidarity Gaming, otherwise known as the right honorable Lord Gaming, is most likely to die in any given SMP, but would probably survive the longest of his peers if they were physically isekai'd into said SMPs? And we agree we should write about this?

My beta: Yeah you should do something with that

Me: Guys what the fuck-

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Egg: This prompt made me think of scrambled with steak cut up in it, but I also like fried eggs

Steak: Medium rare

Milk: Whole

Alcohol: Espresso martini or scotch whisky

Warm drink: Hot chocolate! (Or a peppermint mocha if the burnout is bad lol)

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Every once in a while, I think I can escape the curse of my white girl spice tolerance.

Every once in a while, I am very fucking wrong-

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Motivation my white whale, come to me!

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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Alright internet, how would you describe me? I'm both curious and wary

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

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Pro Tip:

If you put on chapstick before chewing gum, when you blow a bubble and it pops it will not stick to your lips and force you to do tongue gymnastics to get it back into your face

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If someone writes this fic they are legally required to inform me. Sorry, I don't make the rules here :/

Au where Scar is stuck in Secret Life up to the start of the next game, except he doesn’t get pulled into Wild Life right away. Instead, he appears as one of the wildcards like half way through in a very dramatic fashion.

A Wildcard is Active!

And it’s just Scar appearing at spawn, still red because he never died, and he starts hunting.

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They're all canaries and I want them to win so bad-

The way the bamboozlers really sort of are the canary trio. An argument could be made that Scar was the very first canary, being that he was the first one to ever lose a life in the life series — a warning of things to come. And then of course Jimmy is the canary, and most recently it passed to Lizzie.