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Nick: I watched him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner.

Nick: Jordan. He opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and then he drank it like it was a thing that normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, "It's basically a smoothie, Old Sport."

Jordan: I mean technically... He's not wrong?

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Daisy: I mean, it’s one banana, Tom. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

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Gatsby: Mick Carryway!

Nick: How do you almost know my name?

Gatsby: I have approximate knowledge of many things.

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Jordan: *on the phone* And they were roommates!

Daisy: *eavesdropping* Oh my god, they were roommates.

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Nick: You know, you could just not go for a swim, Jay.

Gatsby: What, and ruin the plot?

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Gatsby: Old Sport, did you know penguins are considered the Goths of the sea?

Nick: Jay I want to believe you so badly.

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Nick: The only straight I am's a straight up bitch.

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Wilson: There are three ways to argue - Words, proof...

Wilson: Gun.

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Gatsby: What a week, huh?

Nick: Jay, it's Wednesday.

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Gatsby: *Facing a bookshelf as Nick walks in* Good evening, Old Sport.

Nick: How did you know that, without turning around?

Gatsby: To be perfectly honest Old Sport, the first couple of people I did that too were not you.

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Daisy: Jordan, can we talk, one ten to another?

Jordan: I'm an eleven, but continue.

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Daisy: Do you have a second, Tom?

Tom: No, there's only one of me.

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Nick: You can't change the past, Jay-

Gatsby: Hmm... *begins walking around* I can't quite seem to find it, Old Sport.

Nick: What?

Gatsby: Where I asked for your opinion.

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Gatsby: Let’s do this, Old Sport! *cracks knuckles softly*

Nick: Wow. Your knuckles are quiet.

Gatsby: They’re polite.

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Nick: I want you to know, that I used to think that there was no woman on earth good enough for Jay.

Daisy: *smiles at Nick*

Nick: And I still think that.

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Gatsby: *to Daisy* Nick will show you around.

Nick: Right this way is the exit.

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Nick: You're avoiding your problems.

Gatsby: What? No I'm not. Can we talk about this tomorrow?