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Why do YouTube lore guys for call of duty act so wild about finding “lies” and “inconsistencies” in the lore in general but specifically with Black Ops? Case, Bell and Mason are my fucked up little guys. Of course it’s not going to make sense. Mason and Case were horrifically traumatized, Case hallucinated a whole mission, and Bell was on drugs THE WHOLE TIME. And we’re experiencing a lot of this as them. Of course it’s going to be a fucked up time. This whole series is unreliable narrator based.

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Hot fucking take probably but we don’t need to rehash the “IS COD WORSE???” clickbait every few months.

Please experience the joy and whimsy of enjoying things.

Please enjoy the peace of moving into new things if you are no longer enjoying it.

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We’re so back. But I’m here for the chaos that was caused by Stitch being alive.

Having the time of my life rn

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Modern Warfare reboots in a nutshell:

MW2019: Gaz has the worst time on the job ever

MW2: Soap has the worst day at work ever

MW3: Price has all of the bad times at once

MW4: (tbd) we’re fucked

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Some of you have no clue what a spoiler warning is and I will gut you.

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Not to be nsfw on fucking main but just thinking about hot and bothered Gaz is a treat cause like he’d be so fucking pretty

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So yeah, Call of Duty is mostly a dumpster fire. But let me tell you what it’s done for me.

I started playing Warzone last June, when I was going through my second bought of Covid. My brother actually came to help me with it because in my overmedicated stupor, I had actually paid for the full 2019 Modern Warfare game, and couldn’t understand what was going on with the downloads. From there, he introduced me to his friends who he had been playing with for years.

I started playing during my recovery, and I played ever day until 2.0 released, and then transferred over when I could.

My health flared up again in October, taking me out of work and practically isolating me. And I’ve still practically played every single day. I’ve found streamer communities I enjoy, I’ve made some really good friends. But most importantly it was a daily routine and a daily purpose. That no matter what’s gone on with my physical or mental health, I had this to come to if I was feeling up to it.

It’s now been almost a year, my health still isn’t up to par, but I still have all these folks I’ve met and talk to on the regular because of a free game mode. And regardless of opinions on the game itself or where it’s going, I’m very thankful to have found this, and to have this better relationship with my brother because of it.

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Reblog with good things you’ve either been told or been called in game, I’ll go first.

“GGs fellas….. And lady! She was a killa.”

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141 + friends as bullshit I’ve said in lobbies

Price: Andre go tell your mom I’m not taking her to Dave and Busters. Go tell her right now. She doesn’t get date night until she can straighten out the cum she kept as a pet

Gaz: your moms not proud of you, she said you’re breath stinks and you can’t read very good

Soap: Don’t worry I can get worse!

Ghost: (getting called the R slur) Oh hey I am autistic thanks for noticing!

Alejandro: oh come on you can do it. You can get your bullet drop and shoot me. Come on. Do it. DO IT. I WANT THE SMOKE! DO IT COWARD!

Rudy: fucking over glorified clit having ass

Farah: (go make me a sandwich bitch) so you’re admiring you fail at basic life skills? Is that it? Or can you not reach the counter?

Alex: bro you just sound like you don’t wash your ass

Kate: Jesus loves you but I think you’re a dickhead

Nik: wear a helmet life’s hard go touch some grass

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NEW INTEL

Not even sure if this is fully implemented but I know where I’m poking my nose in todays matches

So I love a good Easter egg, and I texted the activision number that was in the new trailer. I hit everything it asked me to for it to send “mission critical intel and it just sends me this

Which I’m fairly certain is Mt Zaya based the road, and how under the Missle photo looks like the area between Al Sharim and Airport right.

But what I can’t seem to tell is if there’s missiles under those points of interest, aiming at the mountain for Verdansk / Caldera moment. Or if the missile is under the mountain, and those are access points like in Raid.

Someone else get some braincells in here bcs this missile is very eepy.

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So I love a good Easter egg, and I texted the activision number that was in the new trailer. I hit everything it asked me to for it to send “mission critical intel and it just sends me this

Which I’m fairly certain is Mt Zaya based the road, and how under the Missle photo looks like the area between Al Sharim and Airport right.

But what I can’t seem to tell is if there’s missiles under those points of interest, aiming at the mountain for Verdansk / Caldera moment. Or if the missile is under the mountain, and those are access points like in Raid.

Someone else get some braincells in here bcs this missile is very eepy.

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I hope every single COD dude who gets confused by my deep voice (context: fem presenting) and then checks themselves to try and not misgender me have a fantastic day. You tried, and that counts.

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New Price skin in the battle pass and I’m being SO normal about it

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Alex is the Lego boyfriend send fucking tweet

Thinking about Farah being the ultimate car girlfriend. I headcanon that that beautiful woman will work on anything with a motor and takes absolute pride in it. But also thinking about an AU where she and Alex are together in civilian life or maybe post war life and she’s just hopping from auto store to auto store looking for this specific part and Alex is just a supportive boyfriend. Homie knows nothing about what she’s looking for but he’s holding bags and helping her look through like say part serial numbers.

She’d also have some wicked tricked out car with the decorative handles and everything, which Alex has affectionately nicknamed “the oh shit handles”

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Thinking about Farah being the ultimate car girlfriend. I headcanon that that beautiful woman will work on anything with a motor and takes absolute pride in it. But also thinking about an AU where she and Alex are together in civilian life or maybe post war life and she’s just hopping from auto store to auto store looking for this specific part and Alex is just a supportive boyfriend. Homie knows nothing about what she’s looking for but he’s holding bags and helping her look through like say part serial numbers.

She’d also have some wicked tricked out car with the decorative handles and everything, which Alex has affectionately nicknamed “the oh shit handles”

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Lapdog...

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Long haired Horangi <3 requested by the beloved @sarcato enjoy your soup