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Is he.. 😳

👀

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Please tell me you're alright

Bro I love waking up with all the scabs in my mouth broken n bleeding

Bro I love opening my mouth at the ripe hour of 10:45 am and blood coming out my mouth like the elevators in the shining

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Hm, say this were bedrock and your perms were set to visitor,

In minecraft anything is possible

Me, killing one person in pvp: I JUST TOOK A DNA TEST TURNS OUT IM 100% THAT BITCH

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Me talking to my friends when they mess up - Hey it's ok everyone makes mistakes

Me talking to my dog when they mess up -

YOU FOOL! YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON

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*me discovering a new song* and I will be spending the next 30 min rewinding the chorus until it leaves a physical sour taste in my mouth

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Ah yes, the great one,

Sexy Beast, Master of Mind, Body, and Soul

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"Honey, the baby's floating up into the sky"

"Again?! Ugh, where'd you put the ladder"

a “horror” movie about a demon baby, but the parents are chill with it and treat them normally. 

“There’s a circle of fire on the front lawn” “Looks like it’s somebody’s naptime”

“Hon, the baby’s on the ceiling again.” “Hold on, i’ll get the broom”

“The baby’s speaking in strange tongues” “Raising children bilingually has so many benefits”

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Old Face Magenta 1995

Old Face Magenta 1994

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*the Halo theme is being played on trumpets in the background while the body is being buried*

Gamer Funeral

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Hey, You. You're Finally Awake!

You were trying to cross the plains, right? Walked right into that Pillager Raiding Party, same as us, and that Nitwit over there

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Gold tools are literally the definition of "weird flex, but ok"

Are gold tools valid? My heart says yes but my dumb-ass brain says no...

Depends... do you like to live life on the edge

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Name a feeling worse than accidentally loosing a Minecraft World

Go ahead, I'll wait

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@peeniids

Me: I’m a VERY brave individual, I love a lot of horror movies, I find horror movie monsters to be cute. I’d survive if I was in a horror movie because I’d kick the monster’s ass

Me playing survival mode in Minecraft when it’s night time:

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The Minecraft Spider is a tf2 spy disguised as a spy

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Nobody:

LegoBoyNJ: