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Draven does not know whether to poke the assassin with the blunt side of his axe or to sit on him. Draven eventually settles for doing both at once. “Knives, this is not a bed. This is a floor. My floor.”

The drunk assassin murmurs something, barely turning when something this him. Whatever it was, it felt heavy. He groaned, trying to turn again. It didn’t work. What the hell is on him. Mumbling, he spoke nothing but non-sense and sewers.

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[[ I AM NOT NICE. ALSO COME WITH US TO SUMMONERSCON. ]]

{{ I would love to! I’m working on it. Since I have a job again, it’s look very well! And it’d be a great early birthday present for myself. }}

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explorerezreal replied to your post:A very drunk assassin quietly lies on the floor.

A VERY ATTRACTIVE BLONDE KICKS HIM IN THE DICK.

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A very drunk assassin quietly lies on the floor.

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“Words could never truly explain my thoughts. Actions, on the other hand. Are much better.”

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spirit-of-an-exile replied to your post ““Sick and tired. Of being sick and tired.””

"Welcome to my world."

“Lack luster and full of bunnies. Wonderful.”

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“You’re a fool.”

“Out all ta people I’ve met..it’s a murderers, killers, assassins…that have ta softest hearts hidden deep with in. It’s only luck, skill, and some well placed groveling that lets you see them..”

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“They kill ta protect what’s softest ta them..I can’t really pass judgement on any of it..”

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“Sick and tired. Of being sick and tired.”

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fxlgurkinesis:

“That still doesn’t explain…why you’re…here.. now.” The blonde mumbled as she fiddled with a tissue, wiping her nose lightly as she felt her nose dampen lightly. Se bit her lip lightly as she held back a sneeze, feeling a little bad for the noxian assassin. Living in a sewer? That was just horrid, though, she wouldn’t put it past noxians for doing that.

Of course she doesn’t, nobody follows Noxian activities outside of theirselves. “And? Your point is?” argued the assassin. So what if he’s there right now. He used to live in a sewer, things are different now compared to ten years ago. He reached to his own face, going over his forehead and fixing that hair. Making sure those bangs are out of the way. “It isn’t like that anymore.”

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this happens to me everytime with doritos >: ||

{{ It’s kinky, ain’t it. }}

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“Why are you…even in,” The blonde paused as a cough punched up her throat and through her lips, a hand muffling the sound as it echoed around them loudly, “…the sewers?”

He shrugged at first, debating if he should speak truth, or lie to the Demacian. Turning to the woman, he sighed. “I lived there for a number of years.” The smell never leaves one person’s scent, forever implanted. “Foul, gritty.”

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{{ Burped and I can still taste the margarita I had for dinner. gross. }}

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fxlgurkinesis:

“I can’t….smell a … thing.” The blonde spoke, voice augmented by the large amounts of mucous blocking her nostril’s airways.

Eyes hiding under that hood didn’t bother to turn. They stayed afixated on what was in front of him. Arms are to his sides, the voice. It’s familiar. “Be glad.” The assassin snarled.

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“... It stinks. Badly. Worse than the sewers.”

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[[ HIT YOU AS IN HIT YOU SEXUALLY? ]]

{{ Sure. Why not. }}

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[[ I SHIP YOU WITH MUHDICK. ]]

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