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i’ve never seen supernatural (but I’ve been on tumblr since 2011). im just now learning that bitch ran for 15 SEASONS. FJFTEEN??? what the Fuck were they up to for Fifteen Years?!?!?

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Gone Girl (2014) / Succession (2018-2023)

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fucked up that the people that came up with looksmaxxing didn't call it looxmaxxing

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we're not in love i'm just so devoted to you and you gave me better tickets to the philharmonic than i would ever be able to buy for myself so i want to kiss you

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my spotify is just a list of "cds to burn" as soon as i am employed

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Pun-lovers will forsake the entire tone and setting of a world to fit in a pun and that is why I hate them

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bbc merlin is a show that has the power of queerbait and straightbait at the same time, and is not afraid to use it. I started watching for merthur and ended up shipping hard mergwen and mergana as well, only for none of these to happen.

Merlin had such a ridiculous amount of chemistry with everyone he met, the writers panicked and just killed everyone instead.

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going thru friendship breakups via placing boundaries still sucks

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I’m starting my TLT reread tonight!

I’ll be attempting to read a chapter a night and I’ll be annotating my books. I haven’t read the physical books yet (I read them on my phone and/or listened to the audiobook) so I’m hoping I’ll pick up more format details this time.

I’ll post a lot of my thoughts here, but I’ll also be pretty active in the reread server.

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Someone write locked tomb taming of the shrew mashup where Coronabeth can't date until Ianthe gets a girlfriend. I would do it but I'm tired.

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honestly i don't think we give pyrrha enough credit because if i had spent the better part of the past ten thousand years trapped in the back of a brain, from which i was only able to break free because of the death of my best friend and probable lover, and then i ended up living in a shitty apartment on what is widely agreed to be the universe's worst planet while grieving the only people i cared about, and i was working in a soul-sucking construction job spending most of my time just trying to keep my coworkers from murdering each other — if, after all that, my twenty year old roommate told me i couldn't spend the money i made on cigarettes to soothe my ten thousand year old nicotine addiction, that would probably break me.

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fetch the bolt cutters

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here is how it goes: i apply to one job, then i pass out for 2 weeks

i return with just enough energy to send one email.

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okay i've reached the bleating part i guess

listening to fetch the bolt cutters as i apply to jobs this morning. my first foray into fiona apple's music.

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listening to fetch the bolt cutters as i apply to jobs this morning. my first foray into fiona apple's music.