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[nyalternatehellkitten]

Even though it's the reason they met, sometimes Nyalter doesn't want Eri to keep doing the idol thing. It puts so much obvious strain on him that she can't stop worrying.

[nyalternatehellkitten]

"He's just not around."

Nothing else to be said there- She doesn't want to talk about it.

"Hmmm... Looks alright at least- Well... here's your money..."

She's going to eat now, but she's definitely thinking about kitsunes...

"Ehhh?~... So your boyfriend is a kitsune? Naruhodo, sounds really nice!" Nod nod!

"Well! I guess that's good enough for information! I'll be sure to check them out when I can, Neko-san!"

"Here you go! 500 yen, please, with fries! These are very simple, but I hope you enjoy!"

[nyalternatehellkitten]

"Kitsune...? Well, my boyfriend is a kitsune, but he's not in Gensokyou right now. There are other fox creatures but I'm not sure if any of them are full-on Kitsune. I don't know any ninjas though..."

Why does it feel like this girl just said something rude...?

"Either way... Gensokyou is a dangerous place, it's really only 'safe' because the most powerful people genuinely cannot be bothered posing a threat to the average person..."

Haruka will not have to worry about 'random youkai'.

「あ…この子猫とアニメの話をしているみたい…」

She's muttering something in her local language under her breath. Really, all these sounds... something you'll find from media than actual youkai. However...

"Do you swear that is the truth you're saying and only the truth? What about kitsunes? Do you know any? Or Ninjas? If you lie, I'm going to curse you, neko-san."

"Also, that counts as information, so that's a few yen off your burger!"

[nyalternatehellkitten]

"Uh... Who isn't noteworthy would be a better question... A Gap Youkai who can just gap stuff all over, a ghost princess who can manipulate death... Vampires, ghosts, immortals... I feel like it's best to just keep your head down..."

"I don't know about anyone who teaches flying though. Not... you know... just something they do... So not like, a formal teacher or anything."

Worst person to ask about this.

"Oh, it's nothing at all! I just wanted to ask... since I'm new to Gensokyo, are there noteworthy people I should keep in mind? Also... do you know anyone who teaches flying?"

She's just flipping the burgers for now! Nothing shady, promise!

[nyalternatehellkitten]

"Money it is, I guess... since I'm not exactly sure what 'information' is meant to mean in a burger context..."

She's still looking at Haruka suspiciously, as if she thinks something is up... but burger is burger, she will have some for now.

"500 yen for a burger, Miss! It has simple meat, sauce, and bun! Thank you very much! Or you can pay with information!"

NO SWINDLING HERE, SHE'S A GOOD AND HONEST NINJA HEROINE

[nyalternatehellkitten]

((What class would your muse play in TF2? Nyalter would be an awful Medic, extremely passive but decent Pyro, or a luckily successful Demoknight-))

[nyalternatehellkitten]

Can you hear its song, singing from the deep... ?

That... is the ringing...

... of the Hammer of Justice!

(To Gin)

"......"

"I mean, if it were a sword-"

Gin's much more of a hammer of wrath, if we're honest.

[nyalternatehellkitten]

Me: I’m not interested in Zeta Gundam at all

Me: I’m not going to watch Zeta Gundam

Me: I don’t like the Zeta Gundam’s design

Me: Kamille is an asshole and I don’t like him

Also me:

[nyalternatehellkitten]

"I swear, my fur has gone from being thin and silky to fluffy and poofy lately... I wonder what happened?"

[nyalternatehellkitten]

📕 Let's talk about going back to Chireiden one day :D

Send 📕 for a fact about my muse:

Nyalter's main reason for visiting Chireiden was always to see Eri. Now that Rirune is abroad in Estoria most of the time and occasionally comes to visit her, that reason is gone.

However, she still goes back occasionally for a couple of reasons:

to see Anna on the odd occasion they're getting along;

to enjoy the hot springs (hopefully at a time she won't get too much attention); and

to see Orin.

There's still more trouble than she would prefer in Chireiden though, so she steers clear most of the time.

[nyalternatehellkitten]

For every “📕” I get I’ll post a fact about my muse.

Alternatively send “📕 + Bundle” for a bundle of three facts about my muse.

[nyalternatehellkitten]

Today, is a test to see how good Nyalter is in detecting illusions!

Haruka here is a kitsune, and she's going to quickly swipe an egg sandwich...

... and replace it with another sandwich, and if she pokes it, it'll turn into wood!

Sandwich theft!

"Hmmm...?"

She thought she saw someone flit by... There was a customer in here just a moment ago, right?

"Wait, did you-"

Nope, Haruka is already gone. Catlike reflexes aren't helpful if she's distracted by something else... She was too busy watching the counter!

"Did that customer just now... Huh... Could have sworn they were looking at the sandwiches..."

Speaking of which, the egg sandwiches probably need to be restocked... She still has a few, she'll just make sure to arrange them nicely on the shelf and...

"Wait- H-hey!"

Oops, one of them is wood. She's been bamboozled!

[nyalternatehellkitten]

Send ♡ to see what my muse thinks of yours

○○○○○ | ATTRACTION ○○○○○ | AFFECTION ○○○○○ | INTEREST ○○○○○ | LOYALTY ○○○○○ | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH

[nyalternatehellkitten]

((Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Real Grade Zaku the broken?))

[nyalternatehellkitten]

"My double-choc cookies might be a bit too sweet and rich- I feel like they should be selling more..."

Nyalter keeps snacking on them, so they couldn't sell well either way.

[nyalternatehellkitten]

((Sometimes I think it’s hard to get Nyalter involved in stories. Just the nature of her liking to keep her head down I guess.))

[nyalternatehellkitten]

"Well... I guess if I get too much milk for me to drink alone- Free glass of milk with every bag of cookies, while stocks last~"

Idiot problems require idiot solutions.