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Whisper by Burn the Ballroom has major televangelist Vox vibes imo.

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I shit you not, I got 'demon summoning'

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Mega Post of everything from my Twitter that wouldn't make Tumblr hit me with a ban hammer.

Yes, I have fallen down a rabbit hole of drawing the fankid Vax. No I will not stop. I'm the #1 Vax kinnie in the world.

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A soft PolyVees HC

Velvette has a 12 step beauty routine she does every night without fail back from when she was alive. She may not need to do it now but it was always her time, the one time of day away from the cameras and it's a creature comfort she refused to give up. Doesn't matter she doesn't even have pores anymore, she will wash her damn face.

Valentino never had an in depth routine but he would never pass up an opportunity to pamper himself. Besides, he has to look his best, he is Valentino after all. When Velvette joined the Vees he was intrigued by all the steps in her skincare routine, the way the products interacted with each other, whatever the fuck a gua sha was.

Vox never minded Valentino's nightly routine, he wasn't a clingy person, wasn't even around for it most of the time. But then suddenly it wasn't Val's special time, it was theirs.

It started slowly, sharing different skin care and face masks, then doing their routines together. But now? It's an hour long affair of laying in each other's beds and gossiping, standing next to each other at the sink, giggling like old biddies. He's tried to join but he ends up just standing there and watching them. After all, how could he participate? He has a fucking screen for a face.

Vox knows that Velvette and Valentino spend time together without him, that's a natural part of being a polycule, but when it's every fucking night? It...Well, it doesn't hurt, it's ridiculous to insinuate that he'd be so affected by them spending time together, but it's not pleasant. Their shared routine is a reminder of a shortcoming he has no control over.

Valentino and Velvette notice Vox slowly becoming agitated as their nightly skincare routine approaches. They way he storms out of the room, the snippy responses, the underlying static in his voice. It undeniably bothers him.

One night Valentino pulls Vox into the bathroom, the latter buzzing with irritation but maintaining an air on nonchalance. Inside Velvette awaits, with a face wash headband that matches hers and Valentino's, and squeegee and some screen cleaner. She bought a custom facemask machine, filled it with screen cleaner, holding one up to show him.

Vox will vehemently deny the 8 bit hearts that pop up on his screen or the shrill feedback from his speakers, but Valentino and Velvette both heard it. From then on he joins them, with a facade of reluctance as he listens intently as they talk about their days, playing their 'girlboss' playlist softly from his speakers and a facemask on his screen.

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why is he lowkey hard to draw, my guy is a rectangle

anyway i found a really stupid (my favorite) way of drawing him; just eyes. huge eyes. and thats it

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Everyone else: Ew Valentino sucks I hate him

Me:

I ain't even sorry!

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VoxVal Human AU idea

Vox works a door to door salesman, seducing housewives in rich neighborhoods. He either blackmails them, finds out information about their husbands and uses that to his advantage for business deals, or finds out their house layout and sells the information to local gangs for burglaries

Valentino is working as a high end hooker and he kills his client in a blind rage. Vox sees Valentino though the window he reluctantly opens the door for Vox and tries to flirt away Vox's suspicion. He knows he's been seen and he can't leave any witnesses.

Vox saw him dragging something (doesn't realize it's a body) but starts to piece it together as they talk. He offers to help Valentino get rid of the body in exchange for robbing/casing the house for information. Valentino agrees, but tries to kill Vox the minute he gets inside. They struggle and end up fucking primal style and that's how they started as business partners.

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OOP CAN'T FORGET TO POST TINKERVOX HERE. A smol and horrible little man!!! ❤️💙❤️💙❤️

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Rev 22:20 by Puscifer is about Valentino. I am not accepting any criticism at this time.

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VoxVal Human AU idea

Vox works a door to door salesman, seducing housewives in rich neighborhoods. He either blackmails them, finds out information about their husbands and uses that to his advantage for business deals, or finds out their house layout and sells the information to local gangs for burglaries

Valentino is working as a high end hooker and he kills his client in a blind rage. Vox sees Valentino though the window he reluctantly opens the door for Vox and tries to flirt away Vox's suspicion. He knows he's been seen and he can't leave any witnesses.

Vox saw him dragging something (doesn't realize it's a body) but starts to piece it together as they talk. He offers to help Valentino get rid of the body in exchange for robbing/casing the house for information. Valentino agrees, but tries to kill Vox the minute he gets inside. They struggle and end up fucking primal style and that's how they started as business partners.

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Quick messy doodle.

"Someone who owes us alot more than money."

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Imagine British Vox

iPad kid and the personal stylist you never asked for. His superpower is literally colour theory + tech support

legend says if you tag him online three times once a bloodmoon, he appears in your mirrors and calls you ugly

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This is filth. I'm just shouting at the void. Don't read this.

Listen. I don't care if it's ooc. I need Vox so deep in subspace he's blubbering and whimpering for Valentino, calling him 'Mami'. Like I can vividly see him nuzzling his screen into Val's fat tits like somehow, by the grace of Satan, he's gonna make milk come out. The man is just rutting against Val's thighs, completely out of it, chanting 'Mami' like his life death? depends on it.

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where’s that post about how TVs use radio waves to broadcast images, so Alastor could probably figure out how to get into Vox’s head if he wanted to, because it rewrote my goddamn brain.

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My friends’ cat had to get spayed twice because the vet missed some the first time and she ended up going into heat. Needless to say, they were very confused how their spayed cat was in full on heat.

Not Valmeow though, he’s just a menace

PS Vox cat is way too cute

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I think every time someone says vox's turtleneck is another colour the colour of val's wings should change too