#polyvee

[winterr-w0nderland]

The ship name is agreed to be "polyamorvee"

[moodooivy]

"You can't ship StaticDoll because Velvette is a lesbian!"

Jokes on you, I headcanon Vox as trans

Real talk, I really hope people don't bully the polyvee or staticdoll shippers...

[sparklingsora]

im working on more veeswap au stuff to show you folks but in the meantime take this polyvees shitpost (quote from what we do in the shadows)

[forbiddentaako]

charging up to be the season 2 villains

[keekeenuggets]

ALSO

Can we talk about how the Vees always hang out in the same room???

We first see it when Vox goes to calm Val down:

It's the same table, TV, and couches that are in the extermination watch party scene, and they're also the same couches that Val and Vel are hanging out on in Stayed Gone:

This poster next to Vox when Val threw the glass is also visible in the background (on the left, behind Val) in the scene where Vel is watching the news on her phone:

After which Val immediately turns around and goes to sit on the couch to turn the TV on instead so he can see better. And when it switches to Vox's camera, there's a clear shot of the couches/table as well:

When their song in the finale starts, Vox passes these monitors, which are the same ones as in the first scene with Vox and Val (plus the little photo):

Then they're in front of the couch Vel and Vox were sitting on:

And then you can see the back of Val's couch when Velvette is filming the dancing.

And in her phone screen, you can see barstools in the background, which is probably where Velvette was sitting when she showed Val the news on her phone?

Also she was filming for 10 minutes,

And then remember that uh... weapons closet that Val gets guns out of? You can see it in the background when Val and Vox are singing (just to the right of Vox).

All of this is just to say the Vees 100% always hang out in this space, and it's adorable. It's their hangout space. I was always thinking it's a lobby/living room of some kind, but I've seen people refer to it as Val's room, and you know what? It's amazing either way because either Velvette and Vox both adore Val enough to have all his posters covering their common area wall, OR they have designated Val's room as their hangout spot, and he's just chill with it 😭

Bonus: look at how Velvette looks at her boys when they go off dancing:

These three are top tier polycule material and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[potionorchard]

I'm sure partnering with the two most petty, jealous, and obsessive men in hell for business totally doesn't affect Velvette's social life in the slightest. 😊

[ectochoir]

Whenever I think about them I feel like I could lift a car over my head. 🥺

[cupidsncheerios]

do you think vox is like. the alpha male of hh social media?

like yknow how teenage boys will get rejected by a girl and start following instagram accounts called shit like "100%businesslifefacts4men" and "truelifedatingquotes" and all the posts are images of like, the joker or random men in suits with text next to it that says stuff like "a quiet man is the most dangerous things, he doesn't needs words to say his message" or "when a nice guy snaps, the devil shivers"

they almost certainly have that in hell. but like, in hell, everyone is generally shitty enough that going joker mode isn't remarkable. all that leaves is the capitalism

so i'd like to ask you to envision the vees groupchat. velvette has just discovered dozens of these vox-based alpha accounts and is reposting them faster than her followers can refresh the page, vox is incredibly embarrassed and is having a mini-hacker battle with vel as he tries to delete all the accounts, and valentino is hyperventilating with laughter as he spams the gc with same image of vox posing in his gamer chair with the quote "HARD TIMES DON'T LAST. HARD MEN DO."

followup post

[vroomvroomwee]

I'm gonna use this post to ask you all for your most controversial Hellaverse opinions.

I know people often do these, but I don't want to hear any "staticmoth is better than radiostatic" mundane, palatable opinions. I want to hear your most contentious, your most divisive, your most polemic, your nastiest, deepest hidden opinions that on any other app would get you beleaguered. I want to hear the opinions that you're afraid of voicing because other fans will flip out. Run wild and don't worry about consequences, the comment section is a safe space, and I will delete any offensive comments or people trying to argue "no, you're wrong" because I want to hear OPINIONS

(A healthy, nonjudgemental discussion is, of course, welcome 🥰)

[batkingsalem]

Polyvees comm for a lovely bsky client! 💖💖 Eat up, boys!

[demimuu]

im in love w poly vees........

[winterr-w0nderland]

I've shipped the VVV polycule for awhile, it's always been in at least my top ten since the pilot.

I 100% ship Velvette with Carmilla AND Carmilla with Zestial which has resulted in me shipping a very chaotic hateship threesome of Velvette x Carmilla x Zestial

Then I adore Chaggie but also love the idea of Velvette officially inserting themselves into their relationship by exploiting the fact they're both disaster gay in one form or another

Now I'm thinking of Velvette being part of not one, not two but THREE throuples without the others knowing so one day someone yells out "You two! Come get your bitchy girlfriend!"

Then it's immediately followed by Zestial, Carmilla, Valentino, Vox, Vaggie and Charlie all turning to look then immediately followed by them recreating that one Spiderman pointing meme

[moodooivy]

Vox is so good in polys. So fuck it. Best Vox threesomes, go:

#5, Vox x Valentino x Angel Dust

.... I.... I have nothing to say for myself.

#4, Vox x Alastor x Rosie

Friendship!! 🌹

#3, Vox x Alastor x Lucifer

I prefer it being a poly v relationship with Vox and the other two.

#2, Vox x Valentino x Velvette

They are SO in a poly v relationship

#1, Vox x Valentino x Alastor

THIS will always be my otp

I love the idea of Valentino and Alastor fighting over Vox!

[sparklingsora]

i drew this ages ago when i was first developing the veeswap au and never found a good opportunity to post it so here. polyvees be upon ye

[aislinceivun]

Valastor week Day 6 - Polyamory @valastorweekofficial

Based on this thread I wrote earlier in the week with the premise that Alastor starts dating Valentino and Velvette months before letting Vox join their polycule. Vox sufferz greatly😆 I've got an nsft bonus doodle & textpost on my twt / bsky!

[scoutswritingcorner]

Cuddles

The Vee’s x GN!Reader

A/N: I had Chauffeur Reader in mind as I wrote this in all honesty I just wanna cuddle them. ALSO I DO NOT CONDONE VALENTINO AND HIS ACTIONS. I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR. It is one of the main reasons I didn’t write for him before.

TW: Valentino. Mentions of NSFW nothing too graphic. Just Valentino being Valentino

Let me say these three adore you and will fight each other to get any amount of attention from you. Attention whores all of them.

Vox will make you sit on his lap and he will hold you close to him as he works or if you guys are just cuddling in the penthouse. Even better is if you don’t even cuddle him and just mess with his screen all the time. He’s talking while you're watching a show with the other two? Just mute him. He’ll stare at you but it’s okay, he can unmute himself easily.

Velvette likes to relax with a glass of chardonnay (it has to be chardonnay or champagne), she’s a busy woman. She also loves to paint your nails or help do your face masks then you both watch some random reality tv show. After she does your nails, she snaps pictures of them (and you) to her Voxstagram before she pulls your head onto her chest for cuddles. She gives insanely good back rubs, you have fallen asleep before. She took even more photos but she keeps those for her personal account.

Valentino is a different breed when it comes to cuddles and a day off. He will try to turn it sexual but the other two cut it out almost instantly, so he just lets you cuddle into his side instead. One arm draped over your shoulder, the other around your waist. Somehow it ends up with you laying on his chest as he scrolls through his phone, this man is just constantly working. So even when he’s relaxing? He’s texting someone about work. Will try to get you to do something sexual once more. Gets yelled at again.

When it’s all three cuddling you? It’s hella hectic. One of them will make a sly comment and glare at someone else, your best bet is to sit in the middle or on someone’s lap. This is different if you’re all in the same bed cuddling because Vox is always in the middle, Velvette and Valentino are on his sides and you pick wherever you wanna be. Sleep on Vox’s chest so both Vel and Val can hold you in some way while they all sleep. You know the rule where if an animal falls asleep on you, you’re not allowed to move? That’s how these three are if you fall asleep on them anywhere.