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It's been forever but i might actually be able to start posting here again with better quality art... if the OM fandom is even still alive, hah. I still like this project and want to make more content for it, i just have much less free time dedicated to it

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And with this, i am once again motivated

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Feeling cute might actually post

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*based on conquest’s pinned comment description saying he’s fascinated with the human world and also a bit naive*

Conquest, holding up a fork: What do you humans call this?

Mc, without batting an eye: A dinglehopper

He would not only do this, he would then turn around and accomplish world domination while also still calling a fork a dinglehopper troughout.

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Woahh am i alive rn??

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Conquest; quit your job

Death; why

Conquest; join my emo band

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Oop vibes

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By the way, Ayakashi:romance reborn romance really is Obey me level writing 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨

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Mc, actually asking questions when Apocalypso kidnaps them: so i'm basically free to do and go wherever i want.

Ezekiel: yes.

Mc: i have access to anything my heart desires. I can do anything i want and i get 4 eldritch immortal beings of damnation as my roommates. And their leader is infatuated with me. I essentially have power over a god.

Ezekiel: yes.

Mc:.... but i can't hang out with my old roomates anymore.

Ezekiel: correct.

Mc: the roomatee who all at some point in time hated me and wanted to kill me.

Ezekiel:.... where are you going with this?

Mc: i miss them 👉👈🥺💕

MC, actually asking questions when they appear in the devildom: I can't drink because the booze here doesn't effect humans, I can't leave the house or I risk being eaten by demons-

Diavolo, nodding: correct.

MC: I can't eat half the food here because it's literal poison, I cant do a bunch of my assignments because I don't have magic accessable to me-

Diavolo: yes.

MC: so, this year at R.A.D, what exactly CAN I do as an exchange student?

Diavolo, with complete sincerity: well you have like six-ish roommates.

MC: will they at least be nice?

Diavolo: all of them will try to kill you at some point or another.

MC: ....

Diavolo: but the tuition is free and you get a smartphone :D

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*Turns the Obey Me boys into little creatures*

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More headcanons :> this one has some NSFW elements so beware. One of these headcanons are depressing so it's like a messed up Easter egg hunt to find the one that will make you cry :D

I said it once, I'll say it again. Beel can unhinge his jaw and jam an entire basketball in his mouth with no issues. He can swallow it, too. He doesn't because basketballs give him a tummy ache

Mammon is scared of heights

When Satan was little he would play outside and cover himself in mud only to come inside and sleep on Lucifer's bed. Cmon Luci, you're gonna be mad at a lil guy? A little muddy baby? Cruel.

The demon bros are terrible at hide and seek. Mammon will hide under the table and giggle the entire time, Belphie will climb on top of the fridge and fall asleep, Beel will literally just grab a lamp shade and stand still. If you ever want some alone time just suggest hide and seek and never seek. They are dedicated, but not enough to find good hiding spots

Sometimes Levi and Satan will convince Beel to be their battering ram. Mammon stole something and locked his door? Get Beel and tell him Mammon stole his pudding cups. Next thing ya know Beel is in his demon form while Levi holds his legs and Satan holds his shoulders as they get a running start and slam him head first into Mammon's door. (He has horns, he's fine. Mammon's door isnt.)

Asmodeus thinks global warming is funny. No, I will not elaborate

Diavolo used to make soap in funny shapes to pass time but he had to stop because someone kept eating it.

Barbatos will do things randomly with no explanation just because he wants to see more futures. Oh, most of them include him walking downstairs to greet Lucifer? No, not this time. He is going to throw his entire weight down the stairs to spice things up a bit.

Solomon and Asmodeus glued a dildo to Lucifer's desk.

Solomon and Asmodeus also play penis. For those of you who don't know it's when you go out and public and see who can shout penis the loudest, winner gets banned from Madame Screams.

Solomon and Asmodeus arent supposed to be left unsupervised alone together for more than four hours at a time. One of them will do something stupid while the other encourages it

Levi is allergic to sunlight and gets sunburned super easy. Lucifer has to constantly remind him to wear sunscreen

Levi sometimes comes to dinner in cosplays and forgets about it. Please don't say anything

Please throw glitter at Lucifer if he makes you mad. It will be funny. Your death will be even funnier

Simeon refuses to eat apples and don't bother trying to get him an iPhone. He won't know how to use it and if he sees the logo he will leave

One time MC tried to fist bump Diavolo and he got confused and kissed MC's hand in response

Satan likes to put stickers on everything. Including Lucifer's laptop. Except the stickers he put on were all phallic shaped. "Lucifer is a dick, I figured he would feel better about himself to be surrounded by them."

Asmodeus is banned from Spencers

Mammon's favorite thing is getting a hair cut because they wash his hair and play with his scalp so his brain just turns to mush

Asmo cuts everyone's hair except Mammon's

It doesn't matter what's going on, Barbatos refuses to let Mammon drive with him in the car. Barbatos will drive instead.

Luke cried when MC told him about Santa. Not because he isn't real, but because that's creepy and humans are weird (NEVER MENTION THE TOOTH FAIRY)

Solomon and Barbatos sword fight sometimes

Diavolo doesn't understand what rubber ducks are for

Levi is attracted to lava lamps

Belphie hates coffee because who would possibly want to stay awake?

Luke thinks helium balloons are magic

Simeon is a dilf

Only Asmodeus, Mammon, and Leviathan know that 420 means

Sometimes Beel will wait until everything goes very quiet and he'll fill the silence by going "Bababooey"

Asmodeus is awful at rhythm games

Egirls are ruining Levi's life

Satan had a goth phase because Levi took him to Hells Tropic

No buffet is truly all you can eat, and Beel can prove it

Mammon's deepest darkest secret is one time when he was in the human world he pretended to be a human for a couple months after a fight with Lucifer. Except he watched this guy die and pretended to be him so the guys family wouldn't be sad. Next thing Mammon knew he had a wife and 3 kids overnight and a horrible guilty feeling when the real guys body was found. None of the brothers know, but Mammon went home when the guys wife found out. She went crazy because she didnt understand how her husband could possibly be dead if he was right there. The kids never figured it out and Mammon feels like he only made it worse

Mammon made a bed for Goldie out of a tissue box

Lucifer has a hidden drawer in his desk full of pictures of his brothers. Whenever he gets sad or burnt out he looks at them

Levi and Lucifer go to concerts together

You could convince Lucifer to do anything if you make it sound like a challenge. If he refuses just shrug and say that you knew he couldn't do it or just tell him you're gonna get Satan's help.

Levi writes fanfiction

Levi reads fanfiction that you write about him

Levi has read this list

Levi wants to know your location

Don't say I don't do anything for ya. I got more but you're going to have to beg for em >:)

Things tend to randomly light on fire in Solomon's presence. He'll just be talking to Simeon and bam. His cape is on fire. Luke has a backpack for school and he keeps a fire extinguisher in it.

You can give Beel oreos filled with toothpaste and he'll just assume it's a new flavor

Satan memorized all the different breeds of cat. He'll see one and be like "Ah, yes a British Short-hair" while Mammon is just like "No, it's a cat ya dumbass!"

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How they are as Yanderes♥️?

Tw: blood, obsessive behaviour, toxic behaviour, emotional manipulation, abuse.. i feel like YANDERE is good enough of a warning right. You know what fun stuff it implies. Belphegor was originally supposed to be a yandere, so why wouldn't these guys be yknow.

Idk i do too much soft shit gibb some violence in this bich 🫥

Conquest

Oh boy what a great Yandere he'd make! 😀 (Isn't he sort of already one thoughh...??)

Obsessive, possessive, delusional .. whole package! He's already only interested in MC originally out of pettiness after all. (1- they're human. 2- the brothers want em. So obviously HE has to have them instead! Cuz yknow, he wins everything)

And he's already affiliated with punishing whoever annoys him so he isn't above murdering someone for no reason. (Thank the pact for keeping him in check)

He doesn't want MC talking to anyone else. They can be free! They just, can't interact. Even his brothers is pushing it.

Meanwhile he can flirt with as many fans as he feels like it. He's an unfair piece of shit, but in his mind, he KNOWS he's never gonna be unfaithful to you. But he doesn't trust others with you.

The kind to babytrap. He's doing whatever is necessary to ensure victory. After all, that's his thing yknow?

The rose glasses are to prevent the blood from getting in his beautiful eyes ✨

(His eyes are already red anyway.)

It shows up super well on the rest of him, though since he wears light tones like white, washed out denim, beige...

On his demon form, which has shades of black and red, it's nearly impossible to tell though

Yep. Even his forms are double-sided.

If he had his wings, he'd wrap them around you... but yknow. Not anymore...Oh but maybe he'd be the kind to rip a demon's wings off and snatch them for himself. Cuz yknow, the bastard had LOOKED at you.

He probably kidnapped you by drugging a drink or a snack he'd offered you. If you'd have refused it, he wouldn't have taken a no anyway. He'd have shoved it down your throat if necessary..

He always encourages you and talks in honeyed words. He will rarely ever get angry with you, which probably only makes you sink deeper...

Aww you messed up and you tried to leave??? :C that's okay~ he think it's cute.. since he knows there was never even a chance that you'd succeed. He's not mad until you make HIM screw up.

Eventually your broken fragile mind will begin to associate him with good. As everyone else he blindly lies to and manipulates. You'l be totally convinced he's just too good for you...

Interestingly he'd be a mix of a yandere and uhh the type that always needs constant attention

Spoils his obsession rotten!!! Whatever you want, you'l have it!

He might show you off like some prize. All dressed up to show to his brothers and friends... if only they knew.

"Aww 💕 it's okay baby! I knoww you wanna leave real badly but if you leave... ...you ...won't be mine anymore........"

War

Breaks your kneecaps keeps you in his house kinda yandere

He also most definitely manipulates you with all his contacts until you think he's actually a pretty decent guy!

Oh would you look at that he snapped your wrist-

He believes in physical discipline and if you're being difficult you won't be for very long.

Famine gets mental trauma War gets physical trauma

He doesn't want you going unhealthy so he actually keeps you well fed and active.

If you're being annoying he won't be afraid to threaten you is all

Just physically abusive kinda yandere

He won't really do much at some point you'l just flinch at the threat and not the actual outcome

Probably the kind to have everyone you love killed, he has people who'd do that on his part.

"Leave..? Psh, don't be ridiculous. What even IS there to go back to???"

Famine

He knows the ins and out of the mind, if he wants to break you? He'l break you

Nevermind that his abilities involve chains and shackles, he will utterly break you so hard he won't even bother putting you in chains.

Isolation, starvation.. he'l have you trapped until you can barely think for yourself

He treats you condescendingly, he isn't afraid to put his foot down. Yes, he loves you, but that doesn't mean he'l go easy on you

Molds his obsession into the perfect slave. He's attuned with manipulating his way to the top. How to conquer whilst not even lifting a finger...

Brainwashing is practically a walk in the park for him.

He won't lock you up in some creepy basement. Urgh, he doesn't need to remind himself of his own isolation. No, it'l be semi furnished and pretty modern. But nevertheless a prison.

You find yourself not even doing anything on your own. For example you're starving- drooling at a plate of delicious expensive meat sitting on the table.. but you don't eat it, not whiteout permission.

As long as you behave, you won't be suffering Famine's wrath.. right?

He won't let you out of the house unless he's there to accompany you. You'l have to ask nicely to be let out.

"You want to leave...? Pff- hahahhahahah!!!...ahh.... you're even dumber than i thought!! 💕"

Death

He's obsessed and so afraid of you leaving him

You're never out of his sights ever wherever you go he follows.

Grade A at BNE

Probably steals your shit

Probably straight up sobs and has a panic attack if he doesn't know where you are

He doesn't realize how absolutely suffocating he is and honestly he's too cute i'd be afraid to tell him...

Not above putting you on an actual leash or put you in a cage Toma/Jumin style

He's so scared you'l wander off and die the world is spooky and dangerous :(

Delusional as heck he really just wants the best for you (so he says)

Will never expect anything out of you. If you don't wanna cooperate that's okay you're just confused 💕

He won't loose his temper unless you push him too far...

"Leave?.... nonono.. no you can't...... uhm.. leave......... ah- i'm sorry-??! Please don' t cry...."

Ezekiel

He does it professionaly

Definitely sinks slowly. At first he knows his feelings are wrong, and with how focused Ezekiel is he would actively fight it.

But... it's not such a big deal if he accidentally happens to keep the lip balm you lent him right...?

Or that jacket you left in his office....

He's slowly falling and is actively in denial. Of course he isn't an angel- don't be ridiculous, he can't 'fall'....

The angels wouldn't notice, he'd be absolutely sure to keep his feelings and secret business under wraps..

Even then what are they gonna do? Be disappointed? He already has their pact. Too late to take it back now.

He probably will never kidnap you. He's content with satisfying his obsession in secret.

By stealing your stuff

Unless you catch him red handed. He can't have you telling anyone...

You'l be treated well. You just won't be able to leave the house if not with him.....

He treats you as he would a roomie or coworker. Tries to act as if nothing happened. He's still in denial that he's most definitely gross and obsessive and crazy.

"Oh... you lost a shirt? Must have gotten lost in the washer. That happens. I'll buy you another one next time i go out."

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Introduction of the whole crew that is handling this blog? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ -🎐

Me. Me and me alone 😀🫠 uhm.. I dunno. I'm their mom. Designed them. Running this on my own. I'm the one drawing and writing everything.

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Yep yep... War insp. I have those, imagine!

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Mammon: whaddaya mean your world's in debt??! Who the hell is the WORLD in debt to!!!?

Mc: *shrug*

Conquest: me, it's in debt to me ✨💕

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I need more Barbatos in my life

If you guys see any art of him or stories (SFW and NSFW) with just him, please tag me in them. 

Like I follow the tag for him but everything seems to pass by me. =(

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Casual Conquest ig