objectum-confessions
objectum-confessions
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objectum-confessions · 6 hours ago
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guys she died :(
my space heater is so dusty i gotta clean her up..... my poor girl.............
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objectum-confessions · 5 days ago
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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.
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objectum-confessions · 6 days ago
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The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.
Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand
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objectum-confessions · 7 days ago
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my space heater is so dusty i gotta clean her up..... my poor girl.............
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objectum-confessions · 13 days ago
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there should be a way to kiss music.
facts
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objectum-confessions · 13 days ago
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being songkin and conceptum for music is so funny like wdym Hansel's spouse is a Will Wood song. what would Gretel think. idk i think she'd be a supporter.
hell yeah
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objectum-confessions · 13 days ago
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Just found out the other day I could be going on a family trip to Utah to visit Lagoon Amusment Park later this year! I'm the most excited I've ever been! Why? Because I'd get to see one of my objectum crushes, Cannibal, for the first time in person!
I love you Cannibal, I look forward to riding you ❤
THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
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objectum-confessions · 19 days ago
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I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.
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objectum-confessions · 21 days ago
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I fucking LOVE plush paws so much. i'd nuzzle them and kiss them all day omg they're so good, esp if they're nice and structured ragh they make me so happy
I AGREE theyre so soft and fun… especially when they have squeakers innn <333333
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objectum-confessions · 27 days ago
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objectkin and objectum is hilarious what do you mean a mannequin is thirsting after a magic 8 ball LMAO
I FEEL THIS SO HARD AS AN OBJECTKIN
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objectum-confessions · 27 days ago
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I definitely have a thing for showerheads and water. I'm also starting to think I might have feelings for 3d printed things, too.
I'm sitting on my bed rn with my 3d printed objects, dreaming about showering and seeing my showerhead in the morning (I'd go see him now, but it's 2AM)
-🐬 anon
(can this be my sign off? If it isn't already taken ofc)
yay i love the recent influx of water appreciators here :33
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objectum-confessions · 27 days ago
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Phone guy again. To elaborate: my own therapist told me I was In a codependent relationship with my previous partner, and i beleive it. A reliance on a potentially visual and psychologically harmful device because it is the only comfort in an actively traumatic situation, to the point of feeling physically ill without it, fits the bill pretty damn well. Again, I understand the defensiveness, but I don't use psych terms lightly.
link to post they're responding to
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objectum-confessions · 27 days ago
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here me out: those large printers and the warm paper that comes out of them 😏
MMMMMMM BEAUTIFUL
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objectum-confessions · 27 days ago
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Public object partners are so nerve-wracking. What if something happens to him :[
:(((((( hopefully that never happens
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objectum-confessions · 27 days ago
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i started using the queue again and i get jumspcared when i see a post from 4 mins ago with my tag im like WHAT I DIDNT POST THAT and then i remember i queued those at 5 in the morning
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objectum-confessions · 27 days ago
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Here me out
Fungi
correct
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objectum-confessions · 27 days ago
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hitting the hornets nest for a second but i really wish there clear, established tags for those who experience sexual attraction to objects and those who only want them platonically. it is far, far too normalised to post both under the same tag and as an adult who's attraction is entirely sexual navigating this space makes me feel like such a creep. not only is this a space filled with a lot of minors but many are actively joining in with making sexual posts and barely anyone seems to be batting an eyelid
i think people are convinced that because it isnt "explicitly sexual" in the same way say intercourse is that it's fine, that it doesn't count as being "real porn" when does. because it's a kink. i try my best to do my part and block minors who are doing this and avoid ageless blogs but it's so exhausting to feel like im always on my tip toes
does making a clear, separate tags fix these problems? no but it at the very least establishes better boundaries than just shoving it all under one roof and calling it a day. do nsfw tags exist already? yes! but it defeats the point when they're also put under the main objectum tags which again! are a clear mix of sfw and nsfw posts! but it isn't always clear if they're even meant to be a nsfw tag in the first place despite the obvious sexual intent of the post
to be clear: i am not shaming minors for experiencing sexual attraction nor am i claiming every single objectum post is inherently nsfw and you're all secretly fetish mining. lets use critical thinking here. what im getting at is please keep this to private spaces if you're a kid. it's dangerous to be so open about sexual content and yes that includes stuff like wanting to fuck objects
im incredibly disappointed by all the adults who should know better yet they dont tag their sexual posts appropriately, let minors interact with them or worse engage with sexual posts made by minors. fucking shame on you. i hope nothing happens to anyone but the problem is that there are SUCH poor boundaries in this space that it COULD happen and that needs to worked on
yeah i could say a lot about this but i really dont want to (trying to remain impartial and all) so feel free to turn this into a discussion if you guys feel like it
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