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Power Mac G4 Cube with Apple Pro Mouse, keyboard, Harman Kardon speakers, and Studio Display (2000)

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im done dating. instead, im marrying the earth and im gonna do everything i can to take care of her

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im so attracted to my ring light

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ive never been too into vehicles but i just saw a big red truck while walking home from the gym and i rlly rlly wanted to give its cute little face a kith ..

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Hardware Store by "Weird Al" Yankovic is an objectum song. to me

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my turn to objectum confess now. going to the gym makes me so flustered and overwhelmed (positive) because all these equipment. machines. THINGS. they're all so pretty ......... you can touch tbem.....use tbem............... you have to get so close. you have to make those cables move the metal parts the weights.

i love the ones you have to get like. Inside it. you have to climb under handles and stuff and sit in that little seat ............ and the machine is holding you embracing you omg i cant do this i hate working out its awful for me but tbe... the Equipment s..........

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oh well. uhm

if you saw that random poorly worded untagged post yesterday disregard it please i had just gotten back home and i wasn't exactly thinking straight!! so sorry. i'll make sure that never happens again <3

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lily-of-the-valley stuff is usually in green but blue is a refreshing change of scenery

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I think... this is inherently homoerotic

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(via Commodore PET 8032-SK - Old Crap Vintage Computing)

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as a psychotic objectum, i sometimes fear im not really obectum and my attractions to objects is because of psychosis, and being involved with objectum spaces is somehow wrong, since im not really one of them, like imposter syndrome. its scary :(

aw im sorry anon . tbh i dont wanna talk abt myself too much but . yeah just know youre definitely not the only one ...

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as a psychotic objectum, i sometimes fear im not really obectum and my attractions to objects is because of psychosis, and being involved with objectum spaces is somehow wrong, since im not really one of them, like imposter syndrome. its scary :(

aw im sorry anon . tbh i dont wanna talk abt myself too much but . yeah just know youre definitely not the only one ...

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Tenderly twirl the wire of an old phone around your finger. Gently pat the side of an old computer from the 90s. Give a CRT monitor a sloppy kiss, letting your hair stand on end from the static. Play your favorite CD or cassette on your music player. Embrace a 30-year-old mechanical keyboard. Hug it tightly, keep it close.

Old technology is so beautiful. Show it some love.

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i gotta be silly a little too sorry. for a more positive subject i love love love love love wine bottle openers HFKGKHDV im so scared of saying that on main bc of how dumb it sounds so im glad to have a place to say it... like specifically i love the ones with the handles on the sides n everything (not the more simplistic modern ones like the cylindrical electric openers, theyre neat but they dont have enough features for me to really be attracted to...)

like. i have one at home and i dont even drink wine (i still use it sometimes tho bc it doubles as a pop bottle opener!!) and she is soo beautiful... when i hold her handles im caressing the wings of a beautiful angel

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AAAAAAAA NO UR SO RIGHT ACTUALLY. I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT BUT OMG......

ID: a metal "wing corkscrew" wine bottle opener, it has a metal worm in the center and "wing" handles on the sides as well of a round base and a handle for pulling on top (ID end)

look at this thyng . kind of a pokémon smash

and. yes the terms used in the ID are the actual part names. i had to look it up source

also fun fact. i noticed the website i got the picture from has an accessibility thing so i was going to copy the alt text for the image from the site but apparently the image descriptions were done with really bad AI or something because the alt text just says ''a pair of scissors''. so yeah my IDs may not be great but at least they describe the actual image .... .........

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i know I'm objectum the label fits but I don't know what I like...

🦴🫀- annon (if it's not taken)

well . these things are pretty complicated anon, but take your time and you'll eventually figure it all out <3