obletadetective

[obletadetective]

Great Inventor Volcanion, of course! I've never even heard of this "Arceus"!

i have a question

[obletadetective]

I will not accept any more for a failure.

(@obletadetective) I am sorry. I have searched every meter of the Wild Area, and while I believe I have reunited a different human with their sibling, I was unable to find yours. -Breve

That’s… yeah, I don’t know what else I expected.

Glad you were able to help someone, still. How much are you gonna charge?

[obletadetective]

If you're certain, then 5000 poke should be enough to cover rent for this month.

(@obletadetective) I am sorry. I have searched every meter of the Wild Area, and while I believe I have reunited a different human with their sibling, I was unable to find yours. -Breve

That’s… yeah, I don’t know what else I expected.

Glad you were able to help someone, still. How much are you gonna charge?

[obletadetective]

I do not charge for failures.

I will simply have to spend this month posing as a waxwork to make ends meet!

(@obletadetective) I am sorry. I have searched every meter of the Wild Area, and while I believe I have reunited a different human with their sibling, I was unable to find yours. -Breve

That’s… yeah, I don’t know what else I expected.

Glad you were able to help someone, still. How much are you gonna charge?

[obletadetective]

I don't, as I have never been human!

Does... anybody... else... feel like they are not... human... sometimes?

... no. Does... anybody feel like... they... are not human... at all?

[obletadetective]

Ah, the Shaymin flock have come today! It was getting a bit too smoggy to photosynthesize!

[obletadetective]

I see that the pizza mafia and sandwich mafia have found their way to this website as well!

Wedding cake alternatives????

[obletadetective]

My favorite places vary by the day! Currently, though, I enjoy spending time at Roselia's sandwich shop, though I suspect that the shop may be a front for the sandwich mafia.

My daily life is filled with mystery-solving, my inventions, scrounging up money for rent, and caring for my son.

Engine City is commonly called the engineering capital of Obleta, and given how Great Inventor Volcanion's shrine is here, it's not hard to see why. Every day, there's people harking their new inventions in the market, of a great many varieties!

Engine City is also where automatons first gained equal rights to bio Pokemon, so they have a great deal of culture here as well! That's their story to tell, however, not mine.

(@obletadetective) Salutations! Are there perhaps any mysteries that you are in need of solving? -Vinarch

I was going to ask about the mystery of how and why this site works the way it does, but considering the way that trying to solve said mystery affected my friend and her mental health, maybe it is best that neither of us know.

But otherwise, nothing comes to mind, I guess?

Do you… mind if I ask you questions, actually?

[obletadetective]

[IC DM- @tgirljessilina]

Hey, sorry for getting back to you so late.

First off, do you take missing persons cases? I don't know if that's in your range of expertise, I'm just, desperate I guess.

My stepsister's missing. She has been for a while. Nobody can find her and we don't know where she is. The last place anyone saw her was when she was going to the Wild Area in galar.

She was my best friend, and I miss her. I'd do anything to get her back.

I take all sorts of cases, missing persons included!

I will be there shortly to discuss the details with you, and to begin my search.

[obletadetective]

I do not mind at all!

(@obletadetective) Salutations! Are there perhaps any mysteries that you are in need of solving? -Vinarch

I was going to ask about the mystery of how and why this site works the way it does, but considering the way that trying to solve said mystery affected my friend and her mental health, maybe it is best that neither of us know.

But otherwise, nothing comes to mind, I guess?

Do you… mind if I ask you questions, actually?

[obletadetective]

Is it true that it doesn’t snow in the summer continent? My sister tells me stories but I don’t trust her

No, it does indeed snow here! Albeit only in certain places, but it does snow here!

[obletadetective]

That sounds like a splendid idea!

(@obletadetective) Salutations! Are there any mysteries you perhaps are in need of solving? -Vinarch

ha. Hi. Yes, yes, there really is.

Do you have any credentials you can share though? Sorry, I need to be sure of things before I make any payments. I'm not planning on getting scammed on rotomblr rofl

[obletadetective]

Here's my detective's business card, and my Artifact license!

[A picture is attached, of two cards. One is a business card with a fancy signature saying "Vinarch". The other is a license saying that the holder is licensed to use dimensional travel. The latter card has some personal info about Vinarch, including a date of birth in the late 1800s.]

(@obletadetective) Salutations! Are there any mysteries you perhaps are in need of solving? -Vinarch

ha. Hi. Yes, yes, there really is.

Do you have any credentials you can share though? Sorry, I need to be sure of things before I make any payments. I'm not planning on getting scammed on rotomblr rofl

[obletadetective]

Hey can you figure out what the fuck is happening on my dash - @ringo-lingo-dingo

OOC

I do not interact with post-apocalyptic blogs, and am extremely uncomfortable with it, especially when it's applied to PMD.

Please do not interact with me from any post-apocalyptic blog.

[obletadetective]

Just curious, how exactly do you plan on solving mysteries in other universes, should the need arise...? Do you have some sort of method of interdimensional travel, or some other plan, or...?

I do indeed have a method of interdimemsional travel, yes!

[obletadetective]

Mysteries of all sorts! From stolen valuables, to the truth of long-standing capers, to philosophical quandaries, and more!

Does anyone require my detective services? The rent deadline is fast approaching!

[obletadetective]

Does anyone require my detective services? The rent deadline is fast approaching!