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Depressing Transformers shower thought - as if the nerdy whiteboy wasn't sad enough

In Transformers G1, Fire in the Sky, we are introduced to Skyfire, who has been frozen in the ice for thousands of years after crashing on Earth.

Now, on the surface there is nothing wrong with this episode, but if you start asking questions, things get depressing very quickly. I would like to begin by stating what we know.

- Skyfire crashed in his alt mode

- As far as I can remember, G1 Cybertronians are not affected by cold temperatures

- In G1, heavy injuries sustained in vehicle mode often cause a Cybertronian to become stuck in said vehicle mode

- Skyfire was found in his bot mode

Do you see where I am going with this? The clues all seem to point to the idea that Skyfire was conscious and had enough strength to change modes after his crash. Furthermore, we can pretty much rule out the idea of him going into stasis by freezing and rule out the idea of him succumbing to his wounds, because any wound severe enough to put him into stasis would likely also prevent him from transforming. What does this mean? He probably starved. Let me put this into a clear scene for you.

Disoriented by the harsh blizzard, Skyfire crashes. He has an injured wing, or maybe a broken thruster, and his coms have been knocked out. He can't fly and he can't call for help. He can probably hear Starscream's jet engines passing overhead as he searches for him, but Skyfire can't do anything to contact him. Days pass and his fuel levels drop. At some point, he realizes that nobody is coming to save him. He slowly loses power and falls into stasis lock, not to awaken for several thousand years.

Please note that this is all coming from memory, and based solely on the G1 cartoon.

I am probably wrong... but that's just a theory.

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HOW DO CYBERTRONIAN HISTORIANS NOT KILL THEMSLEVES???

LIKE, GENUINELY. Nobody has last names. IMAGINE IF GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS JUST NAMED "GEORGE". This would actually be such a nightmare. IMAGINE HOW MANY BOTS OUT THERE HAVE SOME BASIC-ASS NAME LIKE "WHEELS" OR SOMETHING. IMAGINE BEING A PROFESSOR AND TRYING TO TEACH THIS SHIT. "And so, Wheels invented the bobble-knocker-fuckray..." "Sir? But didn't Wheels invent the nibble-nobble-smitherkacker?" "No, my young student. That was the OTHER Wheels." "Which one?" "The red one!" "There are three red ones." LIKE WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO AT THIS POINT?? YOU CANT EVEN SAY "OH, THE ONE FROM *INSERT DATE HERE*" THEY LIVE TOO LONG FOR THAT SHIT. THE OVERLAP WOULD BE INSANE. ACTUALLY INSANE. "Oh, but they have serial numbers! Just use those!!" SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AINT NO WAY ANYBODY REMEMBERING "PROFESSOR FU298787345642985". IF I SEE THAT SHIT ON MY CYBERTRONIAN HISTORY EXAM, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

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@luxuki-1

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I think it's important for yall to know:

NEVER BE ASHAMED TO SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM!

ITS A FUCKING BATHROOM!

USE IT!

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Why would we call them "minors" if they aren't supposed to work in the mines? Cmon. Get on my level.