Tumgik
octopodesnotoctopi · 3 years
Text
i am scared of my ability to eat an entire party-size bag of hint of lime tostitos tortilla chips in one sitting. should i be concerned for my health?
3 notes · View notes
octopodesnotoctopi · 3 years
Text
the hardest part about being a bisexual woman whose best friend and roommate is also a bisexual woman, is that we match with all the same girls on dating apps, including each other
19 notes · View notes
octopodesnotoctopi · 3 years
Text
Old Fashioned Terms of Endearment
Tumblr media
Taken from Late Modern English Letters and this Insider article and this New Republic article and this Bustle article
Some formerly popular terms of endearment that I think are useful for historical romance or a character who uses antiquated language. Some are a bit sillier than others.
- angel
- beloved
- darling
- dear (or duck or ducky)
- dearest
- doll
- honey
- my heart
- my love
- lover
- mops (or mopsy or moppet)
- macushla (or acushla, an Irish term meaning heartbeat)
- treasure
- sweetheart (also used dove or ladybird)
- sweeting (like sweet thing)
- sugar (or sugar plum)
3 notes · View notes
octopodesnotoctopi · 3 years
Text
Tumblr media
Don’t ask me how this happened, it just did. 😂
I love Pride and Prejudice so much. 🥲
Happy Monday! ✨
505 notes · View notes
octopodesnotoctopi · 3 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Happy Fathers day to the BEST dog dad! And all the other dads out there. 💜
1K notes · View notes
octopodesnotoctopi · 3 years
Text
Cuddling prompts
Because that’s the kind of mood i’m in today.
In bed
On the couch/loveseat
On the floor
In front of the fireplace
In the back seat of the car
For warmth
For comfort
Reluctantly
Totally platonic
Totally romantic
Post-coital
Just waking up
Falling asleep
In public
In the dark
With rain outside
With snow outside
While someone’s crying
While someone’s sick
Post-proposal
In the water/in the bath
Congratulatory
Reunion
Between strangers
With a first kiss
In lieu of kissing
First cuddle
Familiar cuddle
Last cuddle (if you’re feeling super angsty)
Out of necessity (trapped in a small space, etc.)
8K notes · View notes